ITT: We List The Perks of our Job

[SlickZ]

there are no perks to my job

[WIscuba]

Sales associate at GNC
-Free samples every week or 2.
-slow as fuk
-some stuff is commision based, potential to make good money while in school
-can do homework on the clock. (its encouraged. lol)
-Misc on phone when bored

Same lol
Adding the supplement knowledge you gain
Some of the customers can be entertaining with bro science

[SKIN__N__BONES]

i hope ur not the ***gt who throws the parcels around and breaks the schit inside, srs, as a matter of fact im going to call ur manager right now and report u, better luck next time chump

pizza delivery driver lol

[Mate1]

job:
un-employed

perks:
lots of free time to lift
lots of time to misc
flexible hours
time to pursue hobbies
can go partying/sloot smashing whenever

Disadvantages:
no money
appear lazy to everyone
occasional boredom

[northnorth35]

I think it's the **** (srs) We actually make our dough fresh every morning and all our vegetables are fresh. And you can get a relatively healthy pizza. Prices aren't that bad. Large specialties are $13. I get it half price so I ususally do a thin crust peperoni, spinach, tomato, mushroom, pineapple and feta cheese

i wasnt too impressed tbh i think it sucks

[fat2fit21]

Great thread:

Bouncer: Get to hit on every chick that comes in the door

[chuck2334]

i wasnt too impressed tbh i think it sucks

That's because the springs stores are the worst stores in colorado. Like they're seriously dead last in every report we get. Dirtest, ****tiest service, etc. My store is #2 in CO. The only better one is parker

edit: Some stores are also franchised, so the owner has a say in everything from what products they stock to the rules of the store, so that probably has a lot to do with the service.

[Auburn RSX-S]

IT contractor for govt

- unfiltered internet (99% of everyone else gets the firewall of peace)
- first dibs on all new tech that slides through (screwed around with one of those new samsung slate tablets with the i5 cpu and several various ultrabooks)
- all the govt holidays
- 30 days vacation/sick per year

downside though is that all the government funding cuts that have gone down in the last year or two has reduced our work force and everyone left has had to absorb a lot of extra work so we (or at least some of us) work our asses off.

[SlickZ]

Job: RN Cardiac OR

Perks:
- sat, sun, monday off
- 9-730 shift
- touch human hearts
- emergencies are high adrenaline
- listen to music while we work/operate
- never have to buy a suit or clothes again brb hospital supplied scrubs
- can say I do heart surgery for a living
- reps buy us food all the time and take us to happy hours on weekly basis
- o yeah, save peoples lives

you assist in heart surgery you pretentious *******

[Dbowens]

Previous:
Italian restaraunt delivery man
Perks: Free food, great pay

current job:
UPS jumper
perks: none really, except maybe the look of excitement when someone gets a package (lol)

[jro9999]

pro

Employee discount at hotels all over the world
Free meals
Laid back atmosphere
Lots of opportunities

Cons

Bad hours/schedule
Office politics
Dealing with the occasional assh0le

[dispute]

Company director/manager

Perks: Get to travel the world
Make good cash
Flexible working hours

[mitch2147]

Data processing at a printing/distribution company.

Free magazines whenever I want. Aus brahs will know ones like Street Machine, Zoo, Mens Style, Empire etc. They cost at least $10 each so it adds up.

[ralphlauren55]

researcher at Emory on Crohn's disease. looks amazing for med school apps. get to do life saving research every day with genius's

[booyeah]

Captain on a private jet


Free iPad
Free iPhone 5
Travel everywhere on a private jet
Stay at the best hotels
Eat at great restaurants
Company pays for everything
Work ~5 days a month
Make 6 figures
Party/play golf everywhere we go

[Criollo]

Job: Weekend DST for a hospital

-good pay (differential/base/DO pager/holiday)
-get paid to play video game 5-6 hours a shift
-run my shift (only one working so i do what i want how i want)
-good ppl to work with

[Bodybreak]

Bakery Clerk

-Barely do any work
-Tons of incredible free food
-Work with a bunch of girls, which is good for the most part but can get pretty fukkin annoying sometimes

Data Entry at an Accounting Firm

-My mom is the boss, I can get away with murder while making over 20/hour

[johnnycash123]

I can read a book, while waiting for calls.

[RH1N0BRAH]

i work at a juice shop

pros
free juices / milk shakes all day
listen to my own music
been pretty dead lately so sometimes dont have to do sh\t

cons
poorly run shop
spending an hour or more a day doing washing up / cleaning sh\t

[ZR-]

Restaurant Bartender:

Conversations with customers can be interesting, most people at the bar are more laid back than at the tables
Free Soda / Juice / Whatever non alcoholic drink I want to make
Solid Tips
Free soup / salad
Customers seem to respect you more than the other staff for some reason.

[MrJohnLocke]

Nightshift


Perks: Don't have to deal with anyone apart from sometimes 15 minutes at end of shift
Can sleep on shift
Low Workload
Extra pay for unsociable hours
4 nights on, 4 nights off, so like a little holiday where I can do what I want every 4 days
Cons: Feel so fawkin tired brah

[Groundhog2109]

Consulting

Free food
Nice hotels
First class flights
Visit new places

[dallascowboys56]

unemployed: perks= can misc all day long

[lookingforgains]

Cafeteria at my university

Free food
Work with tons of cute fob girls

[CurryTech777]

part timer at a clothing store:
work with a bunch of gay guys, they are ****ing hilarious
25% off on clothes- look fresh everyday
sloots on sloots on sloots at work
saw a nipple once in the dressing room, it was a guys, but whatever beggars can't be choosers

cons
work all weekend, miss football (college & NFL)
black friday, fml

[liuzhoudragon]

Bartender

Free beer (wheneva)
Free food (when on duty)
Tons of dangerously drunk pus
Interesting people
People so pathetic yo always feel better about yourself by comparision.

[PlatinumGains]

chemist brah checking in. More chloroform than i know what to do with.

[Ying2012]

Pros
PC all day
do **** all
meet new people
Cons
Boring

[DaCougarMech]

job: pool manager

official perks: free use of the pool
unofficial perks: barring emergencies and customer complains, i dont have much to do outside of making sure the lifeguards are doing their job correctly

cons: low turnover rate of experienced staff creates intense competition and rivalry for the position. lots of drama between employees trying to suck up to you
no possibility of advancement to full time

[liuzhoudragon]

Great thread:

Bouncer: Get to hit on every chick that comes in the door

....works at a bar as a bartender.....................doubts you are a bouncer.....you seem to fat..............scratch that i do not some ****ty clubs that hire bouncys that look like swallowed a truck tire.