You're about to get into a fight: Whats your opening intimidating line? (LINES)

[Club27]

So you're about to square off with someone, some hypothetical altercation at a bar or on the street or what have you.

Its clearly about to go down. right before you start throwing hands though, what are your GO-TO intimidation lines?

Now im a gentleman, and prefer to avoid street fights as it simply just not classy.

but instead of "lets go *******" or something like that,

i think i'd say "its now time to DUEL!"

or

"Your flesh shall be the main course!"

you know? Something that'll really make him say uwotm8?

CLEARLY these lines would frazzle him to the point that he wouldnt want to engage in fisticuffs any longer.

[Adamyo]

i'll fuk you till you love me *******

[TakeTheLift]

I'm 12 and what's this.

[dominant360]

I'm going in dry

[Adoniis]

Pepper your angus *******

[superdat1]

you ready kunt? Im about to beat your dick off

[ImNotOsman]

Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, i've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - i will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, i will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, i will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear machine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoke orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As i slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and i will sing the song that ends the earth.

[BrofessorK]

I bench 350, dont **** with me

[l3w]

"I will rape you if I get a chance"

[svenolen2]

let's get it on *******.

[kusok]

i'll fuk you till you love me *******

came in expecting this to be 1st response. Leaving not disappoint.

[DanBBz]

lets engage in battle!

[tylertheliger]

Maybe I zuk ur dik?

[OfficerJimLahey]

Will: [Will's eyes open, misty already] Don't **** with me Sean. Not you.

[GodMadeDirt]

Lol

[mikeyk]

"Be careful.. My mom says I'm tough."

[DaGreasyItalian]

Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else — word ONE — I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming — as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

Edit: ^^^ wizard!

[Leidschendammer]

u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

[bignpisst]

I'm gonna plow you so gross

[mapes345]

Ive only fought someone once, and said 'come at me bro' right before. He got real mad.

[thedoggod]

After I beat dat ass Imma jizz all over dat cute little face

[nohomejerome]

209 b1tch
stockton motherfuc ker stockton
dont be scared homie

[JanesLastResort]

pepper your angus *******

[zachgardner05]

Come at me brah, do you even lift...

[drvillain]

i knock people out, it's what I do

[BlueMoon92]

Anything once said by Mike Tyson.

[schoolboyd]

you not about that life

[SickeningTraps]

Have you ever tried to pick your teeth off the floor with 2 broken arms before???

[FeFocus]

Anything once said by Mike Tyson.

Exactly.


Probably something like this:

[pubetoast]

By the Great Khan's name, what did you just blather at me, you filthy mutt? I’ll have you know I was hand-chosen amongst the topmost men by the Kurultai, and have been involved in numerous secret raids across all the known world, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am learned in all forms of warfare and am the greatest archer in the entire Imperial army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will end your life with precision the likes of which has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, mark my words. You think you can escape my wrath by saying that through messenger? Think again, dog. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the entire Empire and your pitiful hut is being tracked this instant so you better prepare for the storm, worm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your life is forfeit, child. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without my horse. Not only am I a master of mounted combat, but I also have access to the entire arsenal of the Golden Horde and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable visage off the face of the world, I swear to High Heaven. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, perhaps you could have silenced your tongue. But you could not, you did not, and now you are paying the price for your insolence, you thrice-damned fool. My steed will excrete fury upon you and you will drown in it. Heed my words and know them to be true: your days are numbered.