A for Aesthetics

[Coal Man]

Good evening, Misc. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of the everyday workout routines, the security of the mods, the tranquility of reputation. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration - whereby those important events of the past, usually associated with someone's banning or the end of some awful bloody e-fight, are celebrated with a nice holiday - I thought we could interrupt this workout session, an activity that is sadly no longer remembered by the misc, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little online discussion.

There are, of course, those who do not want us to post. I suspect even now orders are being shouted into the mod forum and men with ban hammers will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, zyzz will always retain his aesthetics. Aesthetics offer the means to meaning and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this forum, isn't there?

Lack of creativity and 5-star threads...whining about reps and who are 10/10’s. And where once you had the freedom to admire gains, to think and post as you saw zyzz’s perfect symmetry, you now have censors and lurking mods, coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told...if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a Prime Minister thread.

I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? Members with insane reps. The infraction system. CTPump. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your v-tapers and rob you of your creatine shakes. Fear got the best of you and in your panic, you turned to the now “People’s Mod”, Forge3. He promised you locked threads. He promised you spiritual help. And all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent.

Last night, I sought to end that silence. Last night, I removed Forge3’s sticky to remind this forum of what it has forgotten. Less than a year ago, a great god among men wished to embed the beauty of aesthetics forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fitness, metro hairstyles and trance music are more than words - they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this forum remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow this thread to pass un-subscribed. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek...then I ask you to workout and cut beside me, one year from tonight. And together, we shall give them beautiful aesthetics that shall never, ever, be forgot!

[vancityrider]

1st

Did not read. CLiffs?

[shinkuhadoken]

Didnt...

[Dodoz]

Agree brah.

[cultivateIT]

cliffs?

[Bobs16]

1st page

[NotRippedYet]

Cliffs/this isn't your blog out of 10

[Dave P]

Remember the 5th of November



(one of my favorite movies Coal)

[godsangina2]

lulz at CTpump

I fukkin lulzed when you posted Gandalf facing the Balrog after you unbanned that guy brah

[PLANETGETLOW]

I doesn't afraid of anything

[CRUCIATUS]

first page?

[_SOAPMc]

strong piece of literature.

[a good username]

didnt read

[maz621]

oi vey

[snooter511]

1st page

[Procta]

comberds

[LunicaAshes]

tl; dr

[flexbrah]

Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gun powder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever... be... forgot.

[Clives_Bicep]

1st page

[irboreddd]

i can has hotdog now?

[Yayy]

1st page brahs. .

[dopamine72]

1st page

[hardcore_rob]

Nice post.

[REDFIVEO]

notsureifserious.jpg

[LikeAMachine]

Edit:

Did read, wish I had not

[GDPro-Teen]

Did read..

[Atheimetal]

Remember remember the.... 18th of May?

Might need to work on the slogan a little.

[TheLBM]

You drinking man-of-coal?

[Sit]

22nd in rep trade thread?

[DesireToGrow]

Open Letter To Coalman:





Put your puppy avatar back up, it was cute as fawk.