on the bus (I commute into NYC everyday)
the heat is blasting blasting blasting
some fat doosh asks driver to turn it down
driver says ok, but then doesn't
later fat doosh yells again and driver said he did all he could and will pull over on side of road for a new bus
everyone gets mad at that idea
so I walk up to the bus driver and smashed his head into the steering wheel and then threw him against the door... pulled the lever and boom out he went.
round of applause from passengers
then the bus bumped the median so I got control of it right quick and drove it in.
some guy gave me a $5 bill
some girl tried to give me her phone number
it was a great morning
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11-20-2012, 06:14 AM #1Thread Grader
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fukkin bus driver wouldn't turn down the heat... so I turned it up
you should read this
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=179438063
negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
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11-20-2012, 06:15 AM #2Banned
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Good job. You should have raped him as well.
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11-20-2012, 06:16 AM #3
This happened.
Boston
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11-20-2012, 06:18 AM #4Thread Grader
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there was no time - but if I see him again I'll have my boy Big J come see himOriginally Posted by TheBodyEngineer
fukkin did happen u wanna get sum next fukka?Originally Posted by Maritime13
give u sum kick fukk u want that?you should read this
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=179438063
negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
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11-20-2012, 06:18 AM #5Registered User
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pics of girl that tried to give you her number?
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11-20-2012, 06:19 AM #6
GJDM world needs more men like you.
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11-20-2012, 06:20 AM #7
oh yes I remember this lol it was funny. don't remember that girl, pics?
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11-20-2012, 06:20 AM #8Banned
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inb4 rikers islandOriginally Posted by Maritime13
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11-20-2012, 06:20 AM #9Thread Grader
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Originally Posted by M1LD_S
that's all I could find from a quick google of the name she kept shouting in my ear
as u can see she wasn't that hot so I ignored heryou should read this
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=179438063
negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
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11-20-2012, 06:20 AM #10RMCF/CR7
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Halo
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11-20-2012, 06:21 AM #11Registered User
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op is batman
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11-20-2012, 06:24 AM #12Thread Grader
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Originally Posted by penisguyjones
hell naw I'd beat batman's azz for dis BSyou should read this
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=179438063
negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
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11-20-2012, 06:25 AM #13autrefois crew
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11-20-2012, 06:25 AM #14benches more than you
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who u finna try who u finna try
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11-20-2012, 06:26 AM #15GreatOriginally Posted by ragingcrayon
on the bus (I commute into NYC everyday)
the heat is blasting blasting blasting
some fat doosh asks driver to turn it down
driver says ok, but then doesn't
later fat doosh yells again and driver said he did all he could and will pull over on side of road for a new bus
everyone gets mad at that idea
so I walk up to the bus driver and smashed his head into the steering wheel and then threw him against the door... pulled the lever and boom out he went.
round of applause from passengers
then the bus bumped the median so I got control of it right quick and drove it in.
some guy gave me a $5 bill
some girl tried to give me her phone number
it was a great morning
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11-20-2012, 06:26 AM #16Banned
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I can confirm, I am heat
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11-20-2012, 06:29 AM #17Registered User
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sounds better than my morning, I was on the bus to work when some douche threw the bus driver out the door and caused me to be late.
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11-20-2012, 06:30 AM #18Registered User
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I can confirm, I was bus
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11-20-2012, 06:31 AM #19Registered User
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I can confirm, I am bus driver.Originally Posted by rcdudegermy10
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11-20-2012, 06:32 AM #20Registered User
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This whole story was pretty alpha but, the part that set it above other stories was disregarding this HBB. That truly makes you the Alpha of all Alpacas.Originally Posted by ragingcrayon
that's all I could find from a quick google of the name she kept shouting in my ear
as u can see she wasn't that hot so I ignored herYou will be missed Hector_Blunts
RIP
(no homo)
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11-20-2012, 06:34 AM #21Registered User
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Originally Posted by rcdudegermy10
Originally Posted by Melonz
Originally Posted by VBSurfer85
So we have the heat, bus and the bus driver as witnesses......
Legit story is legitI have no rep, thus i fear no neg
Edit... Ok ok, now I have a little rep, thus I do fear a little neg
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11-20-2012, 06:38 AM #22Retired Wizard
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I can confirm, I was girl.
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11-20-2012, 06:38 AM #23Registered User
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i can confirm, i am $5 bill.
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11-20-2012, 06:39 AM #24Thread Grader
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damn... well looks like you'll be feeding some homeless people cuz I gave u to a begger and then kicked him in the faceOriginally Posted by andyn94
you should read this
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=179438063
negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
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11-20-2012, 06:40 AM #25Registered User
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shades of this story
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11-20-2012, 06:40 AM #26Registered User
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i am now in the shop he bought the beer from.Originally Posted by ragingcrayon
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11-20-2012, 06:41 AM #27Registered User
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OP, I am truly impressed by your story. I wish I were you
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11-20-2012, 06:47 AM #28Hahaha homeboy.Originally Posted by ragingcrayon
Would rep but on R/CBoston
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11-20-2012, 06:56 AM #29I should buy a boat
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Did you pay your 5$ bill?
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11-20-2012, 06:58 AM #30Datsyukian
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I love ragingcrayon threads.
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