Got a Bearded Dragon (MISC Hat)

[LaxinAround]

Mirin his aesthetics?

[VitaCrave]

inb4 op is eaten alive

[STLJones]

wheres the beard u lying whore

[SippinOnIceTeaz]

Lulz cool per op

[BigBert44]

OP I am more impressed with your ability to manufacture tiny animal hats.

[Ben844]

Weird fingers on that thing. Wouldplaywith/10

[East1600plus]

more like a 5 o'clock shadow dragon

[Nonsense916]

Strong skinny fat

[LaxinAround]

Lol its a baby, will acquire joocy beard in a few months hopefully and end up looking like this

[boxden]

OP I am more impressed with your ability to manufacture tiny animal hats.

dat tiny nimble asian fingers

[sourcecode123]

good looking dachshund op

[MantisShrimp]

i chuckl'd

[Acoustics]

I've got a frilled neck lizard at home. Beats your poverty lizard

[JoshR324]

Get ready to spend a **** load of money on food. Mine is about 3.5 years old now. As a baby she ate so fukking much.

[tranceNhouse]

Hopefully you'll treat him well - like this.

[Forest239]

Mine was stolen, ****ing thieves stole all my pets (+electronics and clothes) when we were out of town for the night. Still rage, when I own my own house I am going to keep cameras up and going and sleep with a gun.


Mini-rant over, Stay safe OP and keep it safe.

[Livelift]

neat lookin frog u got der op

[Ecnewyx]

Bearded dragon has almost certainly murdered OP and is posting under his account to throw the authorities off the track.

[MultifidusBrah]

Not sure if want...

[woodsmash]

I've always wanted a bearded dragon. Mirin brah

[LaxinAround]

OP I am more impressed with your ability to manufacture tiny animal hats.

lol its not that hard

cut out a little rectangle of paper

and fold it in half

fold the corners in

and then fold up the flaps

[bodybuilderjn]

came in thinking you blew a load on your girls face then pull out your pubes and stuck them on her face to make a beard and she got mad.

[djansen]

I've got a frilled neck lizard at home. Beats your poverty lizard

Location: Australia

Those are tough to get and $ here in the states

[LaxinAround]

Get ready to spend a **** load of money on food. Mine is about 3.5 years old now. As a baby she ate so fukking much.

My wallet is ready. How many crickets did you buy at a time? I guess it won't be too big of a problem for me because there's a pet store right by the grocery store i go to, which is on the way home from the gym so I can stop there all the time.

[Dennis71]

Location: Australia

Those are tough to get and $ here in the states

Not true.

I work at Petco and we have one.


its 159.99. Which is about the price youll pay for a frilled lizard




btw OP. Not miring basic Bearded Dragon

[Natstokes14]

My wallet is ready. How many crickets did you buy at a time? I guess it won't be too big of a problem for me because there's a pet store right by the grocery store i go to, which is on the way home from the gym so I can stop there all the time.

As babies they can eat up too 1000 a week and they have massive gainz (srs, my old one was the length of my forearm) if you're going to feed them that much just order online because petstore price is retarded. Once they get to about 1 year old they transition to a leafy vegetable diet with maybe 50 crickets throughout the week. What size tank are you keeping him in?

Also: Tiling their cage will save you so much trouble. Dont have to clean up sand/woodchip ****, they dont ingest anything to cause digestive problems, and it looks aesthetic as fuk.

[Dennis71]

As babies they can eat up too 1000 a week and they have massive gainz (srs, my old one was the length of my forearm) if you're going to feed them that much just order online because petstore price is retarded. Once they get to about 1 year old they transition to a leafy vegetable diet with maybe 50 crickets throughout the week. What size tank are you keeping him in?

Also: Tiling their cage will save you so much trouble. Dont have to clean up sand/woodchip ****, they dont ingest anything to cause digestive problems, and it looks aesthetic as fuk.

1000 crickets a week? Plzstopposting.jpeg




Truthfully, if your bearded is a baby and you are gonna be feeding him small crickets. U can literally feed him like 10-20 crickets every day or every other day.
At his age you should already be offering him dark greens such as kale, collard greens, mustard greens.

You can also use mealworms, waxworms, superworms. but they should not be the staple of the diet.

[stasmtl]

not a dachshund

[LaxinAround]

As babies they can eat up too 1000 a week and they have massive gainz (srs, my old one was the length of my forearm) if you're going to feed them that much just order online because petstore price is retarded. Once they get to about 1 year old they transition to a leafy vegetable diet with maybe 50 crickets throughout the week. What size tank are you keeping him in?

Also: Tiling their cage will save you so much trouble. Dont have to clean up sand/woodchip ****, they dont ingest anything to cause digestive problems, and it looks aesthetic as fuk.

Got him on craigslist, came with a 30 gallon tank. The person I bought him from got him in August, so he should be about 4-5 months old. He seems a bit small for his age, doesn't he?

Gonna look awesome once he gets his beard though, check out dem patterns

[pweezy2460]

fuuuark i want one.