Post the most depressing fact about yourself

[invictus1985]

some of the sigs. around here make me lol irl, but surely they can't all be real life.

[TriathleteBrah]

21 yrs old and never touched a girl

never got rank 1 glad

[WheytWut92]

No thanks jeff

[kapput]

i browse the misc

[Jiggsaww]

made out with bestfriend in high school


































was a catholic all boys school
srs

[leonbrew]

chit myself in grade 7 in front of classmates. kapput ^^ was there lool

[invictus1985]

21 yrs old and never touched a girl

why?

[Water_American]

Have a genetic disorder that will kill me by probably 60 at best

[Big Slim DaDDy]

I'm not Batman.

[FromOuterSpace]

Last time I made out with a girl and had a gf was 5 years ago.

[NIPPLES500]

I have had every chance to excel in life and many other aspects but I have no because I have never believed in myself and I am a complete pussy.

I could've went to wharton or a top 5 business school and could be working for the best hedgefund, I also could have had much better looking GF's.

[yos123]

Have yet to kiss a girl a currently overweight. Cutting right now and the girl thing is going to change in college.

[crupiea]

I just went over 5 years at work, they had a little ceremony and thanked me for my hard work.

2 days later they told me i am no longer full time, my hours have been cut to 8 hours per week effective right away.

They are using an unpaid 17 year old intern to do the other 32 hours of my job.

She is the ceo's daughter who i have been mentoring.

[drfuzzy]

I hurt my hip squatting.

[TheHeavyG]

Lost close to 240 pounds and will probably still ne'er have the body I want.

[RedandWhite]

Never been in a serious relationship, and I've only phucked six girls.



Doesnt really bother me at this point, but it's the only thing I could think of.

[January912]

Have a hole chit ton of school left before I go through the academy. I don't want to go back to school until I'm not fat b.c I'm a self-conscious *******.

[SickStory]

This is my brief sexual history. you tell me the answer to your question.

I started masturbating at the age of 4; I would do it underneath furniture around my house and my mom would constantly catch me in the act. One day she bought a sex book (educational) that taught children how masturbating would turn your dick into clay. She read that book to me in bed, and I masturbated to it under the cover.

When I was 5 I was masturbating (completely naked) to my grandpa's porn cover when my Vietnamese maid walked in to clean the room. I kept going anyway, and she just went on and cleaned her room.

( I didn't have access to porn, so I would mostly masturbate to diagrams of sexual organs and texts of human (sometimes animal) reproduction techniques in encyclopedias)

When i was 9, I saw my maid bending over to clean the dust in the corner. So I went up to her and started humping her back until I got an orgasm. And then I started interrogating her about her sexual experiences and history. Then she told me how she would suck on her husband's cock and demonstrated to me how she did it with a banana. I couldn't believe that people actually sucked dick, and I asked her if it was true, and she said "Of course, he is my husband". Then she showed me how she moaned in bed and i started to imitate her moaning until both of us were moaning and panting uncontrollably on the ground.

My parents basically "produced" my brother right next to me. I woke up and saw my parents naked on the bed. A few weeks later my mom announced to me that she was pregnant.

When I was 9 and half, my brother was born. I sucked on his dick when he was just a few months old to see if it would get hard. I didn't. So I tried an alternate solution. I placed his ass (diaper wrapped) on my dick and rubbed back and forth until I orgasmed.

I started growing pubic hair when I was 14...I didn't want to accept the fact that I had "grown up". So I cut off my pubes and handed it to my brother, and then he handed it to my mom.

I never had any luck with women until I was 21...when I finally lost my virginity to a 15 year old.

Between the age of 21 and 25 I dated several girls and was heart broken by all of them. I became suicidal and depressed. And then one day when contemplating about my unsensational and unconventional childhood experiences/sexual histories, I had decided all of a sudden, on top of my staircase, to embark on a project have sex with as many girls as possible . I ended up sleeping with 100 girls in a year.

[lemonic]

fee like i can't love or even "like" people. no sympathy for anyone. nor do i feel like anyone feels sympathy for me. feel dead and cold inside

no emo

[deadsoul]

uh. i didn't go to college until 22.

was engaged before that (broke it off obviously).

that's about it. both things are still kind of positive, tho.

[northnorth35]

i work at fukin jimmy john's

[MattShawn]

i have gyno.

[Metalhead44]

I have ugly scars all over my upper arms/shoulder/forearms from years of self abuse(cutting,burning,scolding with hot water).I'm still too insecure to wear a wife-beater.Nothing can make me feel worst then i do today ,so if you have the audacity make fun of me for "cutting" do it.

[MattShawn]

i work at fukin jimmy john's

so long as you get free subs.. HNNNGGGGGHHHH i can't' wait to get back to america.

[wessneijder]

I am going bald.

[wulpurgis]

there is nothing to be depressed about, srs.

[incredibad29]

Still overweight, lost a ton, but not happy with the body I want. Starting to get very frustrated with myself and lack of being able to get consistent losses.

[mezner09]

I haven't had a real girlfriend in 3 years. Fukked a couple chicks off POF, yet there is one girl that I'm actually wanting to date, but I don't have the balls to ask her to get a drink.

[vsukicker]

bulging disc in my back extreme pain havent worked out forever
no job no money anxiety like a ******* dont have abs like my avi anymore
think about killing myself everyday

[50ShadesOfGay]

I took Melanotan 2 and came out in crazy moles/freckles that I regret

I piss in the sink in my bedroom even though the bathroom is like 10 metres away.

I fap 3 times a day sometimes

I gamble like crazy - $1500 this month gone

Been dreamer bulking for like 3 months