What do i text this bish?! (NO BETA) (NO FA) (GTFIH PICS) (7.5/10 IRL STANDARDS)

[claricSTi]

I'll never understand how some guys are so bad at texting women. That is the one chance you have to wait and think about your response. It shouldn't be that hard

[Lates85]

best advice ive heard on the misc. its true i was trying to be witty and make her pants wet and i know im not good at it. but im really good at being direct and honest when i like a girl. not too much to the point where i sound like a creeper. but when i do that i feel like ive put myself in a situation where the girl is in charge.

example after meeting a new girl IRL and being flirty and intentions are obvious:

me: hey what are you doing tonight? i thought we could go out for dinner or drinks.
her: yahh!! that sounds fun
me: ok cool ill text you tmrw abt plans

tomorrow=no answer

one in particular, we talk at bars all the time when i go out. we hit it off. i hint that im into her. suggest we hang out. i text to make plans. she says yes and that im so sweet. completely blows me off.

wtf is up with bishes

Bro in regards to you're real life with hitting it off and things seeming to go well at a bar or whatever, then the next day no answer/blown off...there is a method to fix that. you might want to pickup something called Stealth Attraction...it's one of those PUA (pickup artist) videos, but it may help. What it says is when you're out and things go well, you get a girls number and may have even made out with her. it's easy to kiss girls and get numbers leave a girl on a sexual high point and that's her interaction with her, but when you re-engage with her the next day by phone text when she's not drinking, it's the day time and she's not feeling sexual, she's likely not going to see you again. what you need to do is build up a memory of a conversation that connects from something called future dates. ask questions and make plans that night, it'll put plans in her head (may not be applicable in your situation, but the idea is...).....questions like

you: When I was younger I liked to go to the park and feed the ducks..i was there today
her: oh i loved doing that haven't done that in ages!
you: ya i'll tell you what, next day when it's sunny we'll go to the park and feed the ducks how does that sound?
her: that'd be awesome!

this is a *******ry example, but the idea is to do that...talk about food places, places for drinks, etc...say you both are gonna go there. set it up as a plan immediately. you do this like 5-10 times, and if you've done it successfully, you've created a relationship in her head

you don't actually have to do this stuff, but she's thinking about this stuff and imaging it that night..it's done casually and putting it in her head...creating something that's gonna last. you said you texted the girls to make plans, but the plans should have already been made and agreed by her. you said "I'll text you tomorrow about plans"...you should've said "I'm picking you up at 7" That will increase your chances of the future date...

Cliffs:
Make plans and have them agreed to immediately instead of figuring it out later. Be direct.

In regards to your texts, I noticed she doesn't ask you sht about your day. and you even bragged about a tv you got. Leaves nothing to the imagination. A dude bought her a car, so you are already just friends with her. Forget this chick...best advice is use her to get other girls if you can.

[moviebrah]

Bro in regards to you're real life with hitting it off and things seeming to go well at a bar or whatever, then the next day no answer/blown off...there is a method to fix that. you might want to pickup something called Stealth Attraction...it's one of those PUA (pickup artist) videos, but it may help. What it says is when you're out and things go well, you get a girls number and may have even made out with her, it's easy to kiss girls and get numbers leave a girl on a sexual high point and that's her interaction with her, you re-engage with her the next day by phone text when she's not drinking, it's the day time, she's not feeling sexual, she's likely not going to see you again. you need to do is back build up a memory of a conversation that connects from something called future dates. ask questions and make plans that night, it'll put plans in her head (may not be applicable in your situation, but the idea is...).....questions like

you: When I was younger I liked to go to the park and feed the ducks..i was there today
her: oh i loved doing that haven't done that in ages!
you: ya i'll tell you what, next day when it's sunny we'll go to the park and feed the ducks how does that sound?
her: that'd be awesome!

this is a *******ry example, but the idea is to do that...talk about food places, places for drinks, etc...say you both are gonna go there. set it up as a plan immediately. you do this like 5-10 times, and if you've done it successfully, you've created a relationship in her head

you don't actually have to do this stuff, but she's thinking about this stuff and imaging it that night..it's done casually and putting it in her head...creating something that's gonna last. you said you texted the girls to make plans, but the plans should have already been made and agreed by her. you said "I'll text you tomorrow about plans"...you should've said "I'm picking you up at 7" That will increase your chances of the future date...

Cliffs:
Make plans and have them agreed to immediately instead of figuring it out later. Be direct.

In regards to your texts, I noticed she doesn't ask you sht about your day. and you even bragged about a tv you got. Leaves nothing to the imagination. A dude bought her a car, so you are already just friends with her. Forget this chick...best advice is use her to get other girls if you can.

I can confirm this method. Girlfriended last chick I used this on and she even said the confidence was ten times hotter than she was used to.

[strangerswrath]

should of gone with
you may be able to perform mouth to mouth but can you do ass to mouth, oh bet you cant. you real scurred now. let's put them skills to the test. coming over now.

[talik]

Way to keep it original op...Jeez

[lisledufontaine]

it's over bro, that was fuking terrible.

[lisledufontaine]

basically after reading this thread OP you're basically like their friend's sweet little brother who has a crush on them, sorry bro but you're fuking terrible with them. you're just the pesky sweet cute little brother who is 5'10

[MoeBettuh]

I'm about to go train, lmao

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[br0_r0gan]

GROCE

anterior pelvic tilt/10, would not even look at twice

[Impudent]

Dat bitch look like sophie dee *****

[Jms89]

strong 6/10 thinking shes the most beautiful woman on earth. get outta there son...plenty of better looking options with alot less grief.

[Joefind]

Bro in regards to you're real life with hitting it off and things seeming to go well at a bar or whatever, then the next day no answer/blown off...there is a method to fix that. you might want to pickup something called Stealth Attraction...it's one of those PUA (pickup artist) videos, but it may help. What it says is when you're out and things go well, you get a girls number and may have even made out with her. it's easy to kiss girls and get numbers leave a girl on a sexual high point and that's her interaction with her, but when you re-engage with her the next day by phone text when she's not drinking, it's the day time and she's not feeling sexual, she's likely not going to see you again. what you need to do is build up a memory of a conversation that connects from something called future dates. ask questions and make plans that night, it'll put plans in her head (may not be applicable in your situation, but the idea is...).....questions like

you: When I was younger I liked to go to the park and feed the ducks..i was there today
her: oh i loved doing that haven't done that in ages!
you: ya i'll tell you what, next day when it's sunny we'll go to the park and feed the ducks how does that sound?
her: that'd be awesome!

this is a *******ry example, but the idea is to do that...talk about food places, places for drinks, etc...say you both are gonna go there. set it up as a plan immediately. you do this like 5-10 times, and if you've done it successfully, you've created a relationship in her head

you don't actually have to do this stuff, but she's thinking about this stuff and imaging it that night..it's done casually and putting it in her head...creating something that's gonna last. you said you texted the girls to make plans, but the plans should have already been made and agreed by her. you said "I'll text you tomorrow about plans"...you should've said "I'm picking you up at 7" That will increase your chances of the future date...

Cliffs:
Make plans and have them agreed to immediately instead of figuring it out later. Be direct.

In regards to your texts, I noticed she doesn't ask you sht about your day. and you even bragged about a tv you got. Leaves nothing to the imagination. A dude bought her a car, so you are already just friends with her. Forget this chick...best advice is use her to get other girls if you can.

Lmao this is called an assumptive close in sales. I will say that it works on both women and in sales...interesting take on it.

[Zenkei18]

andy, that really queases my stomach.

[cchar042]

That's yucky Andy.

[xdestron]

Jesus ****ing christ OP, if you don't start spelling out words like an adult instead of abbreviating "tomorrow" as "tmrw" like a *******y 16 year old I'm going to rage so fukking hard I swear.

[SpartacusNYC]

The texting wasn't THAT bad (it was still bad, but I've seen worse)

She's just not interested. If she was, she would have played along with your lame texts.

[Bseic]

Would have thought she was 'me' and you were 'her' had you not labelled it.

Stop with the smileys you *******. The only smiley that's OK is a wink face used extremely sparingly.

[Jay89LDN]

cringeworthy text convo, ignore her for a few days and move on to another chick.

[bodybuilderjn]

andy is a *******

[shono]

dat bitch look like sophie dee *****

thisss loool

[Train1nsane]

On the misc:
Successfully picking up bish = WOW CHEEKY KUNT AWESOME GAME
Failure = OMG YOUR GAME IS CRINGE WORTHY

Are you stupid? Lol that doesn't only apply on the misc, that is pretty much how it works in real life. For the average guy, if you have game, you will score. If you don't...well then you get the conversation posted in the OP.

[TheUsual]

Even at the age of 16, I didn't fcuk up that bad

On to the next one "Andy"

[PzMyers]

Are you stupid? Lol that doesn't only apply on the misc, that is pretty much how it works in real life. For the average guy, if you have game, you will score. If you don't...well then you get the conversation posted in the OP.

Unless people can't predict in advance which text game will get hem dat vaj, the opinions are useless.
Also, there are a lot of different opinions on what a good text game is, so i'm guessing most people don't have a clue

[gpelefty90]

annnddddd its gone

[jmal2000]

No beta bro no beta

[Lates85]

Andy, that is gross will be a household phrase one day. It'll be up there with good job Dave man and no thanks Jeff. If you see "Atig" it will also mean it the way gjdm does.

[k1llsh0t]

Andy, you'd probably be better off if you tried going after that guy in the hat behind her.

[Vrunkelinch]

andy the kid that watches movies

[Jaykayy]

oh my....

[Romanus122]

I think you've already killed it unless you say someone else was texting her on your phone and you start afresh.

That was literally...so bad