What do i text this bish?! (NO BETA) (NO FA) (GTFIH PICS) (7.5/10 IRL STANDARDS)

[jinda628]

one in particular, we talk at bars all the time when i go out. we hit it off. i hint that im into her. suggest we hang out. i text to make plans. she says yes and that im so sweet. completely blows me off.

wtf is up with bishes

Sounds like they are losing interest once you showed them you are into them. I think you are giving up too much brah. You got to avoid looking like you are chasing them.

[TheJizzler]

She's giving you no signs. Disregard

Dw - this is how alpha females treat any guys who aren't like their father (srs), not a reflection on you. Step back your texting though.


Alpha female = bish. I once had a gf start out like this - took MONTHS of long game, not worth it. Ended up having intimacy issues and a ton of insecurities.

[DafarheezyRises]

normally i wouldnt be asking misc how to text a bish but im not very clever and witty as some of you

this bish is best friends with an ex gf of mine.. broke up years ago so shes fair game. we been pretty flirty for years but nothing ever happened. she's told me she been mirin' my body and we recently did leg day together(she squats more than most you ****s)

she started giving me signals to hit on her so i start making light physical contact and started to increase the flirty sexual talk. the problem is.. shes the definition of an alpha female. she runs **** with her friends, has a "im better than you attitude" and controls beta dudes on a daily basis (had a beta dude buy her a car and then he took it back when she wouldnt date him LOL)

text convo went like this the other day

me: are you lifting tonight?
her: pretty soon at like 1
me: im gonna go early tonight too.. i bought a 60 inch tv for my room yesterday so im gonna watch movies tonight :P r u working tonight?
her: yes at 3, both jobs
me: whats your second job again?
her: lifeguard
me: remember that time you almost let me drown at the lake?
her: Lol i would never let anyone drown
me: someone is probably drowing while you text on the job
her: Im not a lifeguard im a head guard so i dont watch the patrons lol
me: so if i drowned ud be the one to give me CPR? Yikes..
her: oh hush im good at my job
me: i dont doubt that.. but i dont know about your mouth to mouth skills
her: andy that is gross stop talking about CPR
me: lol no fun.. alright im abt to go train.. later
her: Literally 500 people have said the same exact CPR lines

decided not to answer, went to the gym and trained grappling and cardio

3.5 hrs later

me: ok ill come up with some original content and get back with you



Misc, what do?

pics

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Hahahaha.... holy cringe batman your text game sucks d*ck... not only that but she sounds boring as hell too which makes everything worse. You are being played by a bish who shows no signs of any personality or a sense of humor, and she's also a 5/10 at best..... you need to re-evaluate your life bro.


I knew immediately after reading "we been pretty flirty for years but nothing ever happened" that your FRIENDZONE'D level = 9000

Controls beta dudes on a daily basis? That's YOU son. She will not give you anything that you want, she's not even trying to be fun to talk to, yet you are thinking about her, seeking advice for her, waiting for her texts, and desperately hoping to get laid. Stop being a *******. I used to convince myself the same thing that you are saying when I was beta as fuark.. "maybe she's just acting uninterested because she's playing hard to get", but that is hardly ever the case. She is clearly not into you dude. If you ever did have a chance you lost it by being a pussy and not acting fast. Ditch her and move on

[berealman]

"(NO BETA)"

- Opens a thread about what to text a girl, couldn't be more needy than that

[SlimGunz]

[DustyC]

u dun goofed op...

def didnt seem intrested =/

[Mesah]

She's giving you no signs. Disregard

Dw - this is how alpha females treat any guys who aren't like their father (srs), not a reflection on you. Step back your texting though.


Alpha female = bish. I once had a gf start out like this - took MONTHS of long game, not worth it. Ended up having intimacy issues and a ton of insecurities.

all this alpha chit is bro science.

If you dont get a girl, she doesnt likes you.

If you dont get any girls, ask yourself/others what is wrong with you and change that

If you want that girl is mirin you: get a nice body and care about your aesthetics

If you want that srs 90% of the girls wanna hook up with you: get money.

easy like that.

I just talk to them like to my friends: hey how r you / lets do something / talk and make jokes with her / touch her / date again / do it again / get her.

If she says: oh i dont have time -> oh okay no problem, maybe next time.

You dont need routines or any **** alpha chit attitude to get laid. Your grandfather doesnt needed it and some stone dudes doesnt needed it. you have it already in you = be yourself.

And if OP just be himself, he wouldnt say "sorry about that" because he said nothing wrong, he just tried to talk a little dirty. nothing wrong with that.

[LikeAMachine]

You're 24? holy **** you sound like a horny 16 yr old.

welcome to the hall of cringe.

This. Absolutely no reason to "text" secual ****.


So horrible

[Naythh]

Dude she is either not interested in you from the looks of those texts or she is too busy/tired and cannot be bothered talking to you in depth right now. Text her on a day she isn't so busy, maybe she'll be more interested and playful. If shes not then take the hint and find another girl.
That is my advice, take it or leave it.

[wickedman]

Should either text her the archeologist line for lulz and she might actually think you're creative, or don't text her again, she was brutally short with you.

[RFed]

I wanna have a talk with you last night my daughter was on ******** and she was talking to you and you were saying shiet to her that i dont fukin like and i dont want you fukin doing that anymore,you know im fukin pissed off, because i find out its fukin u talking to her dirty, i mean i dont want to fukin tear ur throat out and sht down ur neck. ill fukin cut u up and dump u in the everglades. don't fukin do it again, i dont want u talking to my daughter on the fukin ******** im not fukin around

[FatAlpha]

Andy That is Gross

[peteyyytran]

lol... at least you took matters into your own hands. you phucked it up for yourself before you could have let the misc phuck it up for you. infact. you probably did a better job obliterating your chances than the misc would have done

[OtisAllanGlzbrk]

me: are you lifting tonight?
her: pretty soon at like 1
me: im gonna go early tonight too.. i bought a 60 inch tv for my room yesterday so im gonna watch movies tonight :P r u working tonight?
her: yes at 3, both jobs
me: whats your second job again?
her: lifeguard
me: remember that time you almost let me drown at the lake?
her: Lol i would never let anyone drown
me: someone is probably drowing while you text on the job
her: Im not a lifeguard im a head guard so i dont watch the patrons lol
me: so if i drowned ud be the one to give me CPR? Yikes..
her: oh hush im good at my job
me: i dont doubt that.. but i dont know about your mouth to mouth skills
her: andy that is gross stop talking about CPR
me: lol no fun.. alright im abt to go train.. later
her: Literally 500 people have said the same exact CPR lines

Wow, OP. I can see this blatant failure and I'm not even good with women!

(1) Notice how her answers are all unenthusiastic, short, to-the-point. If a girl is into you, there will be some sort of embellishment in her texts, like exclamation marks or extra letters ("heyyyyy") or smiley faces or a lot of "haha".
(2) Said the idea of giving you CPR would be "gross." If a girl is into you, she'll respond positively to your sexual flirting even through texts. If she was into you, she would've said something like "haha my mouth-to-mouth skills are pretty good I think."
(3) You initiated the text convo. Never do that unless you're drunk and trying to attempt a booty call. Initiating text convos just to engage in pointless banter is lame.


Let this be a learning experience.

[brahdawg]

this is true. if i smashed or she was more flirty id be king right now.

i honestly think she is acting uninterested to play hard to get. i remember her telling me a long time ago that girls like it when guys play hard to get so im sure it works both ways. she thinks if she plays hard to get ill be more interested (hence why im posting to misc)

or she was having a bad day.

or shes just interested in me as a friend and was grossed out by me hitting on her. but she told me i have an attractive body and we have a flirty history. STRONG MIXED SIGNALS FROM THIS BISH

Sounds like youre reading too much into it. If shes truly alpha and she was interested in you I think she would just straight up tell you. Either way I think you should just move on and do your own thing. If she really likes you, she'll seek you out.

[ilocke]

I knew immediately after reading "we been pretty flirty for years but nothing ever happened" that your FRIENDZONE'D level = 9000

Controls beta dudes on a daily basis? That's YOU son. She will not give you anything that you want, she's not even trying to be fun to talk to, yet you are thinking about her, seeking advice for her, waiting for her texts, and desperately hoping to get laid. Stop being a *******. I used to convince myself the same thing that you are saying when I was beta as fuark.. "maybe she's just acting uninterested because she's playing hard to get", but that is hardly ever the case. She is clearly not into you dude.

This.

(1) Notice how her answers are all unenthusiastic, short, to-the-point. If a girl is into you, there will be some sort of embellishment excitement(?) in her texts, like exclamation marks or extra letters ("heyyyyy") or smiley faces or a lot of "haha".
(2) Said the idea of giving you CPR would be "gross." If a girl is into you, she'll respond positively to your sexual flirting even through texts. If she was into you, she would've said something like "haha my mouth-to-mouth skills are pretty good I think."

This.

Andy That is Gross

And this.



I'm not calling you beta, OP. I'm saying the group of men she "controls" or puts in that category includes you. The good news is you didn't screw up, because you never had a chance. She does not seem interested at all.

[FGCHENG]

OP please abort, and start over with another chick

[andymma]

Wow, OP. I can see this blatant failure and I'm not even good with women!

(1) Notice how her answers are all unenthusiastic, short, to-the-point. If a girl is into you, there will be some sort of embellishment in her texts, like exclamation marks or extra letters ("heyyyyy") or smiley faces or a lot of "haha".
(2) Said the idea of giving you CPR would be "gross." If a girl is into you, she'll respond positively to your sexual flirting even through texts. If she was into you, she would've said something like "haha my mouth-to-mouth skills are pretty good I think."
(3) You initiated the text convo. Never do that unless you're drunk and trying to attempt a booty call. Initiating text convos just to engage in pointless banter is lame.


Let this be a learning experience.

yes everything you are saying makes sense. she is showing no signs of interest in my attempt to be flirty. i understand that but she gave me different signals in person. maybe i misinterpreted her friendliness as an invitation to persue.

Sounds like youre reading too much into it. If shes truly alpha and she was interested in you I think she would just straight up tell you. Either way I think you should just move on and do your own thing. If she really likes you, she'll seek you out.

yeah im gonna do my own thing and when i see her at the gym ill just act like nothing happened and show her idgaf and that she's missing out

[theyseeme]

" controls beta dudes on a daily basis "

what do you think we're thinking, op?


you are her gym bitch

you probably replace the weights on the racks and put them on for her at the next station, right?

[LashGordon]

hit her with: Instead of being a life guard, you should be an archeologist. (continue with the rest of the line)

Only this can rectify the situation.

What you wrote made me cringe bro srs

[CarlitosBX]

You can straight up tell OP is the next beta ******* victim lol OP ........................................ Plis GO

[iamtheawesome]

From the tone of her responses, I deduce that she would actually let you drown if she saw you in trouble.

move on.

[andymma]

" controls beta dudes on a daily basis "

what do you think we're thinking, op?


you are her gym bitch

you probably replace the weights on the racks and put them on for her at the next station, right?

false. she racks her side of the weights and i rack my side like any other workout partner would do

[LikeAMachine]

false. she racks her side of the weights and i rack my side like any other workout partner would do

Andy don't be gross

[copypast0r]

[mcbrainlegend]

this is true. if i smashed or she was more flirty id be king right now.

i honestly think she is acting uninterested to play hard to get. i remember her telling me a long time ago that girls like it when guys play hard to get so im sure it works both ways. she thinks if she plays hard to get ill be more interested (hence why im posting to misc)

or she was having a bad day.

or shes just interested in me as a friend and was grossed out by me hitting on her. but she told me i have an attractive body and we have a flirty history. STRONG MIXED SIGNALS FROM THIS BISH

delusional

[12ccopeland]

you get with the one of the left *******

[Dhboy]

andy that is gross

[PermanentGuest]

That was bad. You should be the one with the one word answers, not her.

Hell, you shouldn't be texting her when she's showing 0 interest like that.

[AlliWantisLulz]

She's pretty

But Andy that is gross