Let's be real, the British haven't been relevant in decades and their acting is subpar. The girls bond goes after in England went from 10's to 4.5's (no misc standards). Sean Connery and Kevin Cosner were great British actors that nailed the whole Techy/Suave guy down, but these new generation bonds blow. And this is coming from the biggest Bond fan in the world.
Things better in America to make a better Bond
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11-08-2012, 07:14 AM #1Banned
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Times have changed, James Bond needs to be an American (srs thread)
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11-08-2012, 07:16 AM #2The American.
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Daniel Craig was pretty fukkin alpha IMO
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11-08-2012, 07:17 AM #3Drakebrah
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James Bond is meant to be smart and intelligent so I think a British Bond will suffice for the foreseeable. Thanks for your concern.
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11-08-2012, 07:17 AM #4Originally Posted by Srs Thread
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11-08-2012, 07:17 AM #5Registered User
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First dumb thread of the day
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11-08-2012, 07:18 AM #6Will rep quality
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Dumbest thread this week. Op go ride a horse on a beach.
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11-08-2012, 07:18 AM #7Banned
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IDK about the rest, but def agree r.e. the bond girls.
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11-08-2012, 07:19 AM #8Woody Plowski
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srs tag
names kevin costner as british who played bond6'2", 198
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11-08-2012, 07:19 AM #9Got Jesus?
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Are you serious???
Daniel Craig plays the Bond role like boss. I've enjoyed all the movies so far and can't wait for Skyfall."Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things NOT SEEN." (Hebrews 11:1)
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11-08-2012, 07:19 AM #10Registered User
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Expect red.
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11-08-2012, 07:19 AM #11brb bulk-utting!
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in b4 Ryan Gosling or Leo Di Caprio as James Bond lol
I think that Craig is awesome in the role.
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11-08-2012, 07:19 AM #12Duke of Aesthetics
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LOLed @ Keanu.........OP, you must be trolling
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11-08-2012, 07:20 AM #13Registered User
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Lol. OP makes some of the best troll threads in the Misc.
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11-08-2012, 07:20 AM #14Registered User
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yeah and batman should be british, fighting chavs in the pub
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11-08-2012, 07:20 AM #15Celltech Connoisseur
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In for new James Bond:
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11-08-2012, 07:21 AM #16Banned
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American James Bond
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11-08-2012, 07:21 AM #17Registered User
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It's a British film you idioit...
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11-08-2012, 07:21 AM #18Registered User
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We got Ethan Hunt MI-6
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11-08-2012, 07:22 AM #19Registered User
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kevin costner...british actor..james bond...wat
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bond needs a slick english accent to fit the part imo, lol'd at keanu suggestion
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11-08-2012, 07:23 AM #20Patience
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This, none of this jokerish chit what is supposed to be funny and filled with gadget bs.Originally Posted by BDPfit
I do agree on the babes part though.I didn't say it would be easy, I said it would be worth it.
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11-08-2012, 07:23 AM #21This.Originally Posted by BDPfit
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11-08-2012, 07:24 AM #22horsehead consumed me
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Yeah, they put an american into the Bond movies... Jack Wade.
Skip to 1:40
Bond would suck as an american, if you want to watch that **** just go buy delta force on vhs.
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11-08-2012, 07:24 AM #23
Craig is the best bond by far...
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11-08-2012, 07:26 AM #24Platinum Member
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f*cking lol at keanu
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11-08-2012, 07:26 AM #25Registered User
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Craig is the best bond, agreed. He's a lot more like how he's meant to be in the books.
While we're on the subject though, it's definitely about time John McLane be played by a British guy, Willis is getting on a bit now“No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training…what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” - Socrates
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11-08-2012, 07:28 AM #26
In b4 Ryan Gossling, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Shia LaBoeuf or other American Jew that's in every movies nowadays is cast as Bond.
Face it, great and manly American actors like DeNiro, Pacino, Gibson, Nicholson etc. are fuked. Hollywood's target audience is teen boys and girls who want to see *******s in lead roles.
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11-08-2012, 07:29 AM #27Registered User
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Wtf, why are people saying Bond girls are ugly now? The new one, Berenice Merlohe (sp?) looks incredible IMO and the Spanish girl (not Eva Green) in Casino Royale was bomb as well.
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11-08-2012, 07:29 AM #28Registered User
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Not to mention British guys have a monopoly on superhero film characters at the momentOriginally Posted by hxa
“No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training…what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” - Socrates
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11-08-2012, 07:30 AM #29Registered User
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I'd actually go see one of those prepubescent fantasies for once if keanu was Bond, would be fawking legit
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11-08-2012, 07:30 AM #30Gladiator
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America has it's own spy series, it's called The Borne series
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