I'm so alpha I can't even handle it anymore.
Why am I such a baller?
Srs.
Overall, why am I such a baller?
I have no experience in machining but I aced some math and lingo test and i am the first one in the history of the company to get 100% perfect score on the test.
Got paid way higher than standard and my zero machining experience is worth.
Pretty much I am good listener and when I ask a question I make sure it's profoundly indicative of my grasp of operations and ask super intelligent questions.
BRB about to make 6 figures in a few months just because I'm so alpha.
Put down "borderline genius" on my app and also noted I squat 315 to explain how I am physically capable and have motor skills. Told them I learn everythin the first time I try it and my mind is a sponge (true story).
Everyone was fighting about what department to put me in.
Company is growing drastically with the economy.
BRB this summer I was a go-go dancer now I'm about to be a machining master.
Why am I so charismatic.
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11-07-2012, 07:42 PM #1
BRB being "groomed" to be GM at multi-million dollar machining company after 1st day!
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11-07-2012, 07:43 PM #2Registered User
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Don't be insecure.
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11-07-2012, 07:44 PM #3Registered User
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Don't see this thread ending well for you OP.....
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11-07-2012, 07:44 PM #4ZMA
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Fuark john98 status power
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misc #2 assman ω. keep hustlin' cuzz *Wrestling family crew*
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11-07-2012, 07:45 PM #5
strong bragger
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11-07-2012, 07:45 PM #6Shaka
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OH ****Originally Posted by NickDaQuik
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[A]LPHA [B]EARD [C]REW
Its all mental.
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11-07-2012, 07:47 PM #7Registered User
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>Borderline Genius
>Working the floor at a machining company
pick one op
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11-07-2012, 07:47 PM #8Registered User
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Another "I'm about to be ceoing 10k a day" thread
In for results
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11-07-2012, 07:47 PM #9Registered User
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11-07-2012, 07:48 PM #10BEATINGU
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What the hell is a machining company?
"Hi guys, I am GM of a company that makes washing machines!"
Stay ballin bro.Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
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11-07-2012, 07:49 PM #11Banned
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in b4 days 2-100 arent so fun
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11-07-2012, 07:51 PM #12I can confirm I am title
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multi million dollar company = OP works for a company that does $2 million in business gross sales per year.
RIP mainsqueeze530
y u leave us so early bro?
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11-07-2012, 07:51 PM #13They make millions a month manufacturing special giant 2000$-4000$ bolts for war ships and such *******. Millions of dollars a month.Originally Posted by jackamo2887
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11-07-2012, 07:51 PM #14Registered User
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this happened
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Always pick 3 crew
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11-07-2012, 07:52 PM #15
this happened
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11-07-2012, 07:52 PM #16Banned
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Works in machining...Going to be a GM. Just lol.
Good luck on your laboring goals of 2013.
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11-07-2012, 07:53 PM #17Registered User
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This you OP?
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11-07-2012, 07:54 PM #18Registered User
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are you starting to fear your own strength OP
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11-07-2012, 07:55 PM #19_-
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Civilize the mind but make savage the body
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11-07-2012, 07:55 PM #20
You sound insecure bro
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11-07-2012, 07:55 PM #21Banned
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OP is sharpening ice skates for a living.
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11-07-2012, 07:55 PM #22Registered User
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11-07-2012, 07:57 PM #23Registered User
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You breathe insecurity.
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11-07-2012, 07:58 PM #24Registered User
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11-07-2012, 07:59 PM #25Registered User
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lol, a machinist baller? son i got sum bad news
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11-07-2012, 08:01 PM #26
Lol you guys must be on hourly.
BRB salary.
You shoulda seen the look on his face. As soon as he finished grading the test "hold on a sec" *picks up phone and calls the Vice President "I have a very interesting individual for you to meet do you have some time?"
My starting pay is ridiculous
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11-07-2012, 08:01 PM #27
inb4 OP is in a mental hospital
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11-07-2012, 08:02 PM #28Methodological Naturalism
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Originally Posted by SoSick
　　
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11-07-2012, 08:05 PM #29Junior Mod
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i was wondering can you bull**** on a job application and just get a high paying job if you ace the interview?
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11-07-2012, 08:07 PM #30Charity brah
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Anyone worth anything and intelligent works Hourly... why because my hourly at over $140/hr makes more than your salary and I work less hours and I get overridesOriginally Posted by BloodDiamond
LOL you are soooo sooo intelligent OP"We make war that we may live in peace." - Aristotle
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