Miscers - Here's what goes on in a woman's head after a date.[PICS]

[Richy P]

This is a lot more entertaining than I thought it would be!

[jcook996]

ITT: OP perpetuates stereotypes about women thus feeding the MISC machine. OP, why is your story so inconsistent?

Probably nothing really happened- well maybe about 10% of it and you are trying to look cool to random people on the internet and your friends, who you are apparently so insecure with that you have to lie about simple things in order to feel worthy to hang with them.

Sadly, God/Allah/Yaweh/Spaghetti Monster has blessed you with good looks which when combined with your immaturity make you seem like a vapid child bereft of even the smallest social graces and civility.

I say good day to you miss. GOOD DAY.

[V.I.C]

Hmmmm.. what is the name for the female equivalent of a wingman?

Accroding to urban dictionary its wingwoman
Not very original.

[PervedOut]

[jcook996]

Accroding to urban dictionary its wingwoman
Not very original.

Well there are more but they arent that flattering:

-duff/d.u.f.f. =designated ugly fat friend
-a little martha

[V.I.C]

Skamps next time you are in a situation where you dont have money to get home call good guy greg

[Shreder54]

Wow you are a stupid kunt.

[Xinroth]

ok here comes the mama lecture
lookie here pretty pretty princess
a man is not a woman
he has his own ideas on neatness and manners which may not be yours
losing your wallet happens sometimes
this does not make him the devil
if you did not care for your one date
then grow some ballz little girl and tell him so
stop being a b*tch and talking sh*t about him behind his back
if you do not like the man
then so be it
but why take the time to come on this site and bash him?



jesus what the f*ck is wrong with people?

Cotdamn, wise words.



Oh wait, glanced over your age. with age comes W.W.











Wisdom and Wrinkles.


@OP: That's really only what happens in YOUR mind. Not all women are genius enough to go through the night after not being comfortable paying/getting gamed. Srsly though, for humanity's sake I hope you didnt sleep with him.

[RebeccaG]

@OP: That's really only what happens in YOUR mind. Not all women are genius enough to go through the night after not being comfortable paying/getting gamed.

I have to agree with this.

OP, I kinda feel like you got what you deserved.

You chose to empty your wallet on this guy, leaving yourself no way to get home and nowhere to go.

Even though dude's house was pee-ridden and filthy, I'm sure it was better than crashing at a bus stop.

Though given all the inconsistencies in your story, I'm not convinced any of this actually happened.

[nvrstopworking]

Skamps, You do realize the bad date was a direct result of your actions (or lack of action)? He "lost" his wallet and you had to pay for all the drinks. Why not leave after one drink? The fact that you didn't have the good sense to walk after something that was obviously a red flag he was immature is your fault. People will treat you how you allow them to.

Why not call the same friend you were complaining to and have her pick you up? I sure as hell wouldn't go home with someone I did not know. That's extremely risky. Personally after he lost his wallet I would have gone home though with plenty of money to get there.

Looking through his drawers is bullshyt.

Agreed with all of this.

mind = blown that the old "I lost my wallet" thing actually works. As if he didn't know that BEFORE the date?

One tip for you OP... ALWAYS make sure that you save at least $20 for a cab ride home. Or call a friend for a ride.

Also... if you end up dating this dude down the road after such a horrible first impression I might have to neg you lol.

[mrshester]

I do not bash men because I know good ones exist. I married a great man.

Yep. Also glad to not have to be dating anymore.

[Wyomann]

hmmm

That's all you have to say? If some whale basher was on here you would be roasting them. Come on now ACC!

[Kemo1990]

wants equality...expects me to pay for everything...notsureifsrs

[Wyomann]

How did he have money for breakfast if he lost his wallet?

Also WTF are you doing spending all your money on drinks, leaving yourself with no way to get home?

She planned it.

Real story:

Tramps is in love with this guy.
Hides his wallet, so she can pay for stuff with no way to get home.
He won't sleep with her on first date, even though she is begging him too.
Tramps gets mad and makes fun of his joker face and clothes.
He feels bad for not sleeping with her, lets her stay the night and pays for her breakfast.
Probably had to keep pushing her off while she wanted to "cuddle"

[danap3681]

Wait do how did he get you breakfast if you left while he was asleep?

Things that make you go Hmmmm? Maybe found some change in his sofa cushions?

Well there are more but they arent that flattering:

-duff/d.u.f.f. =designated ugly fat friend
-a little martha

I like duff! LOL!

I have to agree with this.

OP, I kinda feel like you got what you deserved.

You chose to empty your wallet on this guy, leaving yourself no way to get home and nowhere to go.

I would be sad knowing I did not have a one person who cared enough about me that I could call even at 2am in the morning to come and get me so I would not HAVE to stay at his place if I did not want to.

[Wtuttle]

She planned it.

Real story:

Tramps is in love with this guy.
Hides his wallet, so she can pay for stuff with no way to get home.
He won't sleep with her on first date, even though she is begging him too.
Tramps gets mad and makes fun of his joker face and clothes.
He feels bad for not sleeping with her, lets her stay the night and pays for her breakfast.
Probably had to keep pushing her off while she wanted to "cuddle"

Ahahahaha! It's probably true!!

You guys did a great job of scaring OP away, nice work

But I do agree with everyone. She should have bailed after drinks if she was so put off. Whaaa.... she made her bed...

[Keltron]

You mean you had alcohol with him, went back to his apartment, kissed him, decided to spend the night and HE HAD THE NERVE to try and sleep w/you? !??!?!!? What an audacious, presumptuous pig of a man!!!!

[Keltron]

BTW, can you hook me up w/Janelle? Tell her there's an American boy that's get major chub from her texting mannerisms.

[V.I.C]

It was a cold day today but luckily I had the heat from the backfire that is this thread to keep me warm.

[LaDonnaMF]

in4 OP's response to thread backfire

[V.I.C]

in4 OP's response to thread backfire

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[Tzaddiq]

Yeah you seem like a self-centred bitch frankly. Maybe you two are right for eachother, except that he's got his career going for him.

[penny0527]

You never fail to deliver the bear when necessary.

[Broseph82]

I made it to page 2 before I quit reading and now have to respond.

Op:
1.)never ever pay for the guy's drinks! He will take advantage of it and not give 1 fuk about it after.

2.)The forgetting the wallet could have been a test to see if you were weak enough to pay for everything. Also, always take a bit more for a CAB.

3.) his place was a mess because he didn't expect to take anyone home that night. Same with the piss in the toilet and condom. Laziness and he wasn't expecting to get lucky.

4.) had his place been clean and he "found" wallet while there and repaid you, then I'm quite sure you would've laid down with him and S his D (old misc term look it up).

5.) he kissed lousy cause I'm sure a) he was nervous and b) didn't expect to bring anyone home as he may not get that lucky all the time (condom could've been from paid escort).

Anyway, he must have rustled your Jimi's bad for you to have a full convo about how bad your date was (no hate). Now you will be better prepared when on a date and can jokingly ask if the guy brought his wallet, is his place clean, toilets flushed and seat down, and if he has thrown away all his nasty condoms BEFORE you decide to go home with him.

srs stuff here brah

[acrawlingchaos]

That's all you have to say? If some whale basher was on here you would be roasting them. Come on now ACC!

From my experience, I find that effectively communicating with women is much different than with men. They respond to different emotions.



OH.... and I have legitimately lost my wallet just before a date (I lose my wallet several time a week).

[RebeccaG]

She planned it.

Real story:

Tramps is in love with this guy.
Hides his wallet, so she can pay for stuff with no way to get home.
He won't sleep with her on first date, even though she is begging him too.
Tramps gets mad and makes fun of his joker face and clothes.
He feels bad for not sleeping with her, lets her stay the night and pays for her breakfast.
Probably had to keep pushing her off while she wanted to "cuddle"

Sadly, this is more believable that OP's story.

I would be sad knowing I did not have a one person who cared enough about me that I could call even at 2am in the morning to come and get me so I would not HAVE to stay at his place if I did not want to.

Agreed. I would also never spend all my money, especially on someone else.

It was a cold day today but luckily I had the heat from the backfire that is this thread to keep me warm.

lulz

I made it to page 2 before I quit reading and now have to respond.

Op:
1.)never ever pay for the guy's drinks! He will take advantage of it and not give 1 fuk about it after.

2.)The forgetting the wallet could have been a test to see if you were weak enough to pay for everything. Also, always take a bit more for a CAB.

3.) his place was a mess because he didn't expect to take anyone home that night. Same with the piss in the toilet and condom. Laziness and he wasn't expecting to get lucky.

4.) had his place been clean and he "found" wallet while there and repaid you, then I'm quite sure you would've laid down with him and S his D (old misc term look it up).

5.) he kissed lousy cause I'm sure a) he was nervous and b) didn't expect to bring anyone home as he may not get that lucky all the time (condom could've been from paid escort).

Anyway, he must have rustled your Jimi's bad for you to have a full convo about how bad your date was (no hate). Now you will be better prepared when on a date and can jokingly ask if the guy brought his wallet, is his place clean, toilets flushed and seat down, and if he has thrown away all his nasty condoms BEFORE you decide to go home with him.

srs stuff here brah

1.)

2.) I'll bite on this one, though I would replace 'weak' with "not a gold digger" or "interested in more than just money."

3.) Not having things picked up is one thing. Piss in the toilet and a used condom ANYWHERE but the trash is entirely another.

4.) Perhaps.

5.) You know OP's date or something? That's quite a story you've cooked up about this dude.

[BrotherWolf]

Skamp sorry to say but you got what you deserved

[Tresiel]

1.)never ever pay for the guy's drinks! He will take advantage of it and not give 1 fuk about it after.

Is this also true for guys paying for girls?

He can improve his hygiene/clean his apartment. Become a better kisser & "remember his wallet". Flaming him online behind his back is a weak move.

[latebloomingmom]

Cotdamn, wise words.



Oh wait, glanced over your age. with age comes W.W.











Wisdom and Wrinkles.


@OP: That's really only what happens in YOUR mind. Not all women are genius enough to go through the night after not being comfortable paying/getting gamed. Srsly though, for humanity's sake I hope you didnt sleep with him.

yes darling with age comes both!

[skamps]

Lulzz lulzzz and more lulllzzz to be had