here let me tell ya what it takes to be a woman young-in
drive your own car to a date
this way if you are not comfortable you choose when to leave
bring your own money to a date
you do not go on one pressuming the MAN will pay for everything
what were you doing in his apt anyhow on that first date?
you put the goods out there and wonder why he wants to see you again?
you now a booty call
but yet want to be treated like a queen
Last edited by latebloomingmom; 11-08-2012 at 02:06 PM.
not where I wanna be but..damn sure not where I used to be
develop the ability to laugh at yourself would ya? everybody else is already doing it.
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Originally Posted by gixxer0.6g
God, you're like the clap, you just won't go away.
"No need to clap, he's already got it." - Seth McFarlane introducing Mike The Situation.
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here let me tell ya what it takes to be a woman young-in
drive your own car to a date
this way if you are not comfortable you choose when to leave
bring your own money to a date
you do not go on one pressuming the MAN will pay for everything
what were you doing in his apt anyhow on that first date?
you put the goods out there and wonder why he wants to see you again?
you now a booty call
but yet want to be treated like a queen
No fuking shiit.
I think it was Keltron who pointed out the idiocy of her paying for his drinks, going to his place, kissing him and then acting all "WTF? You wanna smash? Nuh uh."
Originally Posted by Keltron
"No need to clap, he's already got it." - Seth McFarlane introducing Mike The Situation.
I think it was Keltron who pointed out the idiocy of her paying for his drinks, going to his place, kissing him and then acting all "WTF? You wanna smash? Nuh uh."
do you think she noticed his apt was a mess before or after the romp in the sheets?
prolly where he found his wallet..
my guess? poor guy left it there
from the last date he paid for
Last edited by latebloomingmom; 11-08-2012 at 02:37 PM.
not where I wanna be but..damn sure not where I used to be
develop the ability to laugh at yourself would ya? everybody else is already doing it.
beware smartacidness
Smoker, messy apartment (to such an extent), bad kisser; bad qualities. I wouldn't have the audacity to go on a date with a woman if I didn't have a wallet, either. That's uncomfortable. What would I do in your situation? I don't know. But it probably would've have resulted in going back to his place, making out, and sleeping over after paying for his alcoholic beverages. He's not a barbarian if he wanted to have sex with you after this. Looking through his closet and drawers and implying the only thing he has going for him is his career seems awkward too. I guess context matters.
Those are bitchy texts after a ****ty date. They're hardly typical thoughts.
Actually for my most recent previous date, I had a wallet issue as well.
cliffs:
-Got home from work about 1hr before our date and realized that I forgot my wallet at work in San Francisco which was over the bridge which required $5 toll which was in my wallet which was at work lol.
-Date got to my house and I told her to spot me $5 because I left my wallet at work and we needed it for toll to get my wallet.
-Went to work, retrieved my wallet and headed back towards my house.
-Ate a bomb diggity dinner but no alcohol. Even though she asked me out on the date, I paid for everything because she drove to come my way.
- Went back to my apartment that was reasonably clean except for a few dishes in the sink.
- Watched Walking Dead on Netflix on my projector.
- Had sex.
- She offered to pay for breakfast the next morning but I said I'd split it w/her.
- Continued to date her and only her for 8 more weeks.
- Broke up and took a few weeks off from each other, after which we reconnected and became good friends.
Even through you are trolling, the fact is it still does perpetuate the hatred of women. People reading this will believe that the majority women are capable of acting in the way you described, even if it was a bit old load of bull****. I know you were just having fun.... but so are all the guys who make rape jokes. It just normalises bad behaviour which benefits no-one.
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This was a needed thread after a crappy day at work. Many lulz are being had in my living room.
I have to say as a person who is single (and older, ) dating is tough.
Originally Posted by V.I.C
Question for you Skamps, what were you looking for in his bedside drawer?
I'll admit if I am at a date's house and in the bathroom, I do peek in his medicine cabinet.
You can find out a lot of things by a person's medicine cabinet.
Originally Posted by V.I.C
It was a cold day today but luckily I had the heat from the backfire that is this thread to keep me warm.
ROTFL
Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos
From my experience, I find that effectively communicating with women is much different than with men. They respond to different emotions.
Yep. Totally agree. When men communicate, it is usually to "fix" or solve a problem. When women communicate it is often to process feelings.
Originally Posted by pUniCepts
The piss in the toilet is because of water conservation. If it's brown it goes down, if it's yellow let it mellow.
I thought it was "if it's yellow: let it mellow, if it's brown: flush it down."
Originally Posted by Nelly87
Hmm.....
I must be a dream date cuz if I invite a girl out, I am going to pay, it's just the gentleman in me.
Here is cliffs from my last first date:
-Pick her up at her place, open doors for her.
-Take her out to eat and drinks, pay for it all.
-Come back to my place. Which is clean, bed made no clutter, no mess, everything put away (as always).
-No pressure for sex just hang out.
-Make out, take her home, made plans for next date(s).
I have since been on more dates with this girl and things have moved along . MISC would prolly call me wk beta for being a gentleman, but I want a woman, with intellect and more than just sex, not some dumb sl00t to smash and trash.
You are a dream date.
But I'll cut you a break, OP.
Probably you made some decisions you normally wouldn't because you were drinking. It is always good to keep an emergency $20 in your purse so you can find a way home tho.
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Even through you are trolling, the fact is it still does perpetuate the hatred of women. People reading this will believe that the majority women are capable of acting in the way you described, even if it was a bit old load of bull****. I know you were just having fun.... but so are all the guys who make rape jokes. It just normalises bad behaviour which benefits no-one.
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Obvious troll, but if srs, this trollop probably sucked his dick in the bathroom at the concert when they met. He didnt want anything to do with her after she ate his pecker spit, she followed him around all night asking for a date. He intentionally makes it bad hoping she will leave him alone, she still wont, now she's mad b/c he had the audacity to try to sleep with her.
Even through you are trolling, the fact is it still does perpetuate the hatred of women. People reading this will believe that the majority women are capable of acting in the way you described, even if it was a bit old load of bull****. I know you were just having fun.... but so are all the guys who make rape jokes. It just normalises bad behaviour which benefits no-one.
This. Trolling or not, the guys in the misc. woman hate enough as it is. I don't see the need to add to it, even if it's a joke.
I negged you for your anti-water conservation comment.
^^^^^ Now, this is interesting, pUni. I had no idea...
Did we live in a commune together about 20 years ago?
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Originally Posted by Wyomann
Did anyone used to watch the show "Blind Date" ? It was pretty funny, but they had lots of good date ideas on there.
This guy is a pimp
Wow, that guy was a douchebag and an arsehole. Even if you get your jollies on messing w/fat chicks, why the hell would you go around bragging about it???
Originally Posted by RebeccaG
^^^ That show was hilarious! Same with Elimidate.
There's a new one of these shows on but the hostess is so fuarking annoying, I can't watch.
Elimidate was awesome too. Remember 5th Wheel? 3 guys and 2 girls or vice versa and one person would eventually get booted off.
Originally Posted by latebloomingmom
hang a sign out that says
"He-man Women Haters come on in"
Or the other woman hating group:
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