5 Secrets we don't want you to know about Losing Fat <<<{(LF CHAT)})>>>

[missladyj]

let's share scar stories. i'll start. kindergarten, chick pushed me down the slide. balls hit a rock and got twisted up or something. they had to cut open my sack and now i have a sweet ~3" scar on my nuts. ur turn.

Have a 7 inch scar on outside of right forearm arm from third degree burn (worst kind for those who don't know), was about 8 years old. Was in CO being babysat by a ghetto ass sitter. She was using the stove to heat the house (winter time). I kept standing by the stove to keep warm...arm slowly got cooked. srs

The worst part is that every time my little brother would be mad at me, he'd purposely scratch a chunk off the charred scab. Took forever to heal cuz we always fought.

[earthshieldlol]

Have a 7 inch scar on outside of right forearm arm from third degree burn (worst kind for those who don't know), was about 8 years old. Was in CO being babysat by a ghetto ass sitter. She was using the stove to heat the house (winter time). I kept standing by the stove to keep warm...arm slowly got cooked. srs

Then worst part is that every time my little brother would be mad at me, he'd scratch a chunk off the charred scab. Took forever to heal cuz we always fought.

holy chit

[bullrider_IL]

Take bull horn to head. It scars. Feels oddman.jpg

[BradKemp]

inb4 slurp's scared heart of peace

[aclockworkoi]

Got a 1/2" scar on my wrist from sister chasing me around the house with a knife :/

EDIT: She was trying to scare me, I wasn't scared. She got scared when it actually got me though. Parents were pretty pissed.

[bullrider_IL]

Broken image for me.

Chestparrot.jpg

[moore93]

dude i had a similar thing, left a 9" scar on my shaft though...

lol'd

[csb5731]

Riding down a rutted, steep fire-road on my cheap $400 hardtail MTB with a brand-spanking new $600 shock. Late February, "road" is also muddy, icy, with some spots of snow. Against all better judgement, I have make sure this shock is working to it's potential by going as fast as I could pedal. Now did I mention the road was rutted? Because the only thing that has been going up and down in the past few months were big, heavy trucks. Deep ruts. I was doing my best to stay out of them, but I think I was looking more at the little speedometer than where I was putting my front wheel.

Anyway, I can only speculate as to what happened, I must have wedged the front tire square in a rut at speed. But I woke up the first time with my face in an icy mud puddle. I remember thinking "what an odd place for me to take a nap", moved my head about six inches, and then going back to sleep. Second time I woke up I knew something was wrong, because I really hurt. A disconcerting amount of blood here and there, but it didn't seem to be pouring out too bad. I got up and pieced my bike back together. Helmet trashed. Fortunately it's all down hill, but about 15 miles, and every bump hurts my head.

I was getting the impression that there might be some more issues as I got back into civilization and passers-by were looking at me in a concerned fashion. But I get home and make myself a sandwich, walk to the bathroom mirror to inspect the damage, and low and behold I can see my nose-bone between my eyes, a hole about the size of a dime. Other, lesser wounds, left scars too but those mesh well with the one Melvin the cocker spaniel gave me a few years prior.

My poor nose. It's the only bone I've ever broken, and it's happened at least three times.

[aclockworkoi]

Riding down a rutted, steep fire-road on my cheap $400 hardtail MTB with a brand-spanking new $600 shock. Late February, "road" is also muddy, icy, with some spots of snow. Against all better judgement, I have make sure this shock is working to it's potential by going as fast as I could pedal. Now did I mention the road was rutted? Because the only thing that has been going up and down in the past few months were big, heavy trucks. Deep ruts. I was doing my best to stay out of them, but I think I was looking more at the little speedometer than where I was putting my front wheel.

Anyway, I can only speculate as to what happened, I must have wedged the front tire square in a rut at speed. But I woke up the first time with my face in an icy mud puddle. I remember thinking "what an odd place for me to take a nap", moved my head about six inches, and then going back to sleep. Second time I woke up knew something was wrong, because I really hurt. A disconcerting amount of blood here and there, but it didn't seem to be pouring out too bad. I got up and pieced my bike back together. Helmet trashed. Fortunately it's all down hill, but about 15 miles, and every bump hurts my head.

I was getting the impression that there might be some more issues as I got back into civilization and passers-by were looking at me in a concerned fashion. But I get home and make myself a sandwich, walk to the bathroom mirror to inspect the damage, and low and behold I can see my nose-bone between my eyes, a hole about the size of a dime. Other, lesser wounds, left scars too but those mesh well with the one Melvin the cocker spaniel gave me a few years prior.

My poor nose. It's the only bone I've ever broken, and it's happened at least three times.

Wow passers-by are douche bags for not offering to help.

[missladyj]

Wow passers-by are douche bags for not offering to help.

seriously...

[csb5731]

In their defense, I don't think I would have taken any help, and I think they were just noticing the blood, not the shiny nose bone at that distance. I just wanted to get home.

[aclockworkoi]

My wife is awesome. She's making bacon/mozzarella stuffed chicken breast, weighing everything that goes in meticulously.

Also has a pork roast with yams, carrots, and onions in the slow cooker that I will weigh portions out for lunch tomorrow post-cooked.

[aclockworkoi]

Gym I wanted to try out changed monthly pricing model to include initiation fee. Because I really think I need to get out of Anytime for the holiday season at least, I am still going to give it a try. Ended up signing up for a week. If I don't like it, I will just sign up at 24Hr Super-Sport with their no-initiation promotion but I might have the same problem there with lots of people(however they have a TON more equipment)

[missladyj]

My wife is awesome. She's making bacon/mozzarella stuffed chicken breast, weighing everything that goes in meticulously.

Also has a pork roast with yams, carrots, and onions in the slow cooker that I will weigh portions out for lunch tomorrow post-cooked.

Hell yea she's awesome...sounds really good! Maybe you can share some food pRon

[Ammex]

~16, in "urban mountain biking", jumping on and off things, riding weird places, etc. Found a storm drain that doubled as an almost perfect jump. Hit it like a dozen times for 20ish feet of distance. My buddy was like "alright lets move on".

Brb one mee jump
Brb 24th gear from like 100m away
Brb never thought I should have to clear the landing 35 feet away

Landed about 12 inches before a 4' tall chainlink fence. My face did a rail grind across the top. I land on the ground and blood is gushing everywhere. Don't care. Have to make sure my bike is okay. It is.

My buddy is like "you got a blood clot hanging from your nose". I pull it like 4 inches off my face. "Dude that's my face I'm trying to pull off".

My nose was ripped basically off from one side, way up in the nostrils, and to the other side. Bled until it was sewn back together like 6 hours later.

That's one of my better scars.

[aclockworkoi]

Hell yea she's awesome...sounds really good! Maybe you can share some food pRon

Will try to restrain myself once it's put in front of me.

[missladyj]

~16, in "urban mountain biking", jumping on and off things, riding weird places, etc. Found a storm drain that doubled as an almost perfect jump. Hit it like a dozen times for 20ish feet of distance. My buddy was like "alright lets move on".

Brb one mee jump
Brb 24th gear from like 100m away
Brb never thought I should have to clear the landing 35 feet away

Landed about 12 inches before a 4' tall chainlink fence. My face did a rail grind across the top. I land on the ground and blood is gushing everywhere. Don't care. Have to make sure my bike is okay. It is.

My buddy is like "you got a blood clot hanging from your nose". I pull it like 4 inches off my face. "Dude that's my face I'm trying to pull off".

My nose was ripped basically off from one side, way up in the nostrils, and to the other side. Bled until it was sewn back together like 6 hours later.

That's one of my better scars.

cringe/10


how did it heal up, is it noticeable?

[Tupperwolf]

Crashed a motorcycle about 60mph, was wearing racing boots, gloves, leather jacket, helmet, and jeans. Jeans ripped off like tissue paper as did a decent amount of flesh, have a nice scar on my left knee.

knee gore lol
http://i45.tinypic.com/wbxsfl.jpg

[Ammex]

cringe/10


how did it heal up, is it noticeable?

On the bottom of my nose you can see the scar bridge the nostrils. One is a different size than the other. Never tell unless you're for some reason looking up my nose from close.

[Ammex]

Crashed a motorcycle about 60mph, was wearing racing boots, gloves, leather jacket, helmet, and jeans. Jeans ripped off like tissue paper as did a decent amount of flesh, have a nice scar on my left knee.

knee gore lol
http://i45.tinypic.com/wbxsfl.jpg

Do you even nair?

[missladyj]

Do you even nair?

lmao

[Tupperwolf]

Only my balls.

Burns like hell, but afterwards they're as soft as a baby's balls









WAIT WOT

[Ammex]

Only my balls.

Burns like hell, but afterwards they're as soft as a baby's balls

Spoken like a true man whose tried it.




















Wanna make a crew?

[Tupperwolf]

In on crew.

It was my first bike and only one I've managed to total. RIP Suzuki

Could have been fixed but I only bought it for $700 in the first place.

[moore93]

Riding down a rutted, steep fire-road on my cheap $400 hardtail MTB with a brand-spanking new $600 shock. Late February, "road" is also muddy, icy, with some spots of snow. Against all better judgement, I have make sure this shock is working to it's potential by going as fast as I could pedal. Now did I mention the road was rutted? Because the only thing that has been going up and down in the past few months were big, heavy trucks. Deep ruts. I was doing my best to stay out of them, but I think I was looking more at the little speedometer than where I was putting my front wheel.

Anyway, I can only speculate as to what happened, I must have wedged the front tire square in a rut at speed. But I woke up the first time with my face in an icy mud puddle. I remember thinking "what an odd place for me to take a nap", moved my head about six inches, and then going back to sleep. Second time I woke up I knew something was wrong, because I really hurt. A disconcerting amount of blood here and there, but it didn't seem to be pouring out too bad. I got up and pieced my bike back together. Helmet trashed. Fortunately it's all down hill, but about 15 miles, and every bump hurts my head.

I was getting the impression that there might be some more issues as I got back into civilization and passers-by were looking at me in a concerned fashion. But I get home and make myself a sandwich, walk to the bathroom mirror to inspect the damage, and low and behold I can see my nose-bone between my eyes, a hole about the size of a dime. Other, lesser wounds, left scars too but those mesh well with the one Melvin the cocker spaniel gave me a few years prior.

My poor nose. It's the only bone I've ever broken, and it's happened at least three times.

Did you suffer brain damage as well?

Brb, making a sandwich with a broken nose.

Delusional much?

[missladyj]

Did you suffer brain damage as well?

Brb, making a sandwich with a broken nose.

Delusional much?

He probably had a concussion...will make you do some odd chit

[csb5731]

He probably had a concussion...will make you do some odd chit

Had a concussion, but was also very hungry! And I didn't know that there was exposed nose-bone at the time.

At least my nose wasn't partially ripped off like Ammex's. That would have been straight to the hospital.

[moore93]

had a concussion, but was also very hungry!

lmao

[aclockworkoi]

In on crew.

It was my first bike and only one I've managed to total. RIP Suzuki

Could have been fixed but I only bought it for $700 in the first place.

gonna get my M1 and buy a 250 for commuting. full gear though. fuark that jeans bs

[Serpentarius]

The only thing that has ever been broken was my heart, then i broke that bitch's window!