Might have to fight my ******* room mates.. srs. pics

[FedererExpress]

ive gotten into kind of a shiitty situation with my roommates. basically i didnt sign the lease so i cant kick them out or anything even though they are greasy kunts so it might come down to a fight, 2 vs 1.

Anyway its all started because every morning at 10am i will make a protein shake in the blender. its pretty fuucking loud because of the blender. Apparently these lazy *******s both sleep in to like 1pm every day, so they get pissed off because the blender wakes them up at 10 everyday.

They asked me to stop doing it in the morning, i told them fukk off they should be up at 10am anyway. lazy scumbag kunts.

so anyway things have escalated to the point now that they both want to fight me and im pretty sure next time i make the protein shake they will take me on 2 on 1.


basically what should i do here? here are my 2 roommates.



skinny fat, doesn't lift. 5'7 170 lbs. typical beer drinking ******* but he talks a mean game and thinks hes a hardass because his brother is in the army.






complete beta *******, his only friends are girls and the other roommate. he is 5'6 120 lbs soaking wet im not worried about this little ******* at all.



im worried these 2 little ******* snakes might catch me off guard in the kitchen and shiit might get real. what should i do in this situation? try and knock them both out?



EDIT: i cant use a shaker cup because i make a full blender of shake in the morning. like 1500 calories

[KeepItRREAL]

Thats funny because ive gotten into kind of a shiitty situation with my roommates. basically i didnt sign the lease so i cant kick them out or anything even though they are greasy kunts so it might come down to a fight, 2 vs 1.

Anyway its all started because every morning at 10am i will make a protein shake in the blender. its pretty fuucking loud because of the blender. Apparently these lazy *******s both sleep in to like 1pm every day, so they get pissed off because the blender wakes them up at 10 everyday.

They asked me to stop doing it in the morning, i told them fukk off they should be up at 10am anyway. lazy scumbag kunts.

so anyway things have escalated to the point now that they both want to fight me and im pretty sure next time i make the protein shake they will take me on 2 on 1.


basically what should i do here? here are my 2 roommates.



skinny fat, doesn't lift. 5'7 170 lbs. typical beer drinking ******* but he talks a mean game and thinks hes a hardass because his brother is in the army.






complete beta *******, his only friends are girls and the other roommate. he is 5'6 120 lbs soaking wet im not worried about this little ******* at all.



im worried these 2 little ******* snakes might catch me off guard in the kitchen and shiit might get real. what should i do in this situation? try and knock them both out?

[1ntensify]

Bruce. Lee. Dat. Ass.

[xITHYPHALLIC]

Have you ever heard of a shaker cup?

Also, strong avi

[Rovime]

kill them..and never tell anyone!

[CrossCounter]

You didnt sign the lease...so they can kick you out

[MrJohnLocke]

why do you HAVE to make your protein shakes in the blender? There's other ways man... also lol @ fighting

[xfirewolfx]

Lol strong AVI bro


Be ready, like a ninja.. wait for them.

When they come @ you throw your protein shake in their eyes

[WalkingDude]

[TurdMuffin]

do you need use the blender? you are being pretty inconsiderate.

[fangsoflight]

I want a Video, but srs just negotiate with them. get a blender bottle. don't solve everything with fighting

[charlesryan]

Buy a shaker cup bro. Or


Knock them out.

[Username111]

Well I dont think sh!t is dat serious, they wont try to stab you or shoot you, I think you can fck them up 2v1 but you never know.

[Newmanzz]

You're the one that is being a douche, make your shake later in the day or get a shaker bottle, stop being a *******, they aren't be unreasonable.

[Reflexez]

Pick up #2 and proceed to beat #1 to death with him...

On a more srs note, you're in the right and they're both lazy fuking kunts who have no right to tell you not to be making noise at 10am, HOWEVER at the end of the day you have to live with them do you really want to live with the thought of them dipping their cocks in your milk and scrubbing the toilet out with your toothbrush everytime you leave the house?

[Lulzzuwotm8]

[fangsoflight]

Ok, so if you fight them. where are u going to live. They will hate, and it would make living with them harder

[Rocs]

I take my blender in my bedroom when its really early because I'm considerate.

You're an ass

[FA4LIFE]

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[neighborr]

OP: "might have ******* roommates srs"


OP:

[misoangry]

My old roommate would make 2 protein shakes with fruit at 5AM every single morning including weekends.

The worst thing to be awoken by is a blender...

[shadowroth]

carry a picket knife with you op
or something to defend yourself
dont let these kids scare you man
8 am is a good time to make shakes
its not like 4 or 5 am when i make them lol (granola) so need the blender
stay safe

[E-Tank]

whatre you a nancy ******* that needs to blend his protein shakes vs a shaker cup?

[TurkeyMan1992]

Cliffs: ******* wakes up all of his roommates everyday and complains on the misc. And just because they dont lift, ******* wants to fight them. lol ok

[BTTB3]

Get a blender that is more quiet. Sounds like you're being the *******.

[Sathane]

Use the skinny one as a baseball bat to beat the fat one.

Or buy a shaker cup you inconsiderate diqliqr.

Also, if you spend more than $20 on a blender they tend to be pretty quiet. More if a low buzzing sound than a chainsaw, unless you're blending ice or something.

[FedererExpress]

I take my blender in my bedroom when its really early because I'm considerate.

You're an ass

10 am isnt really early. most people get up at 7 am. these kunts are lazy and im not going to put up with their bullshiit

My old roommate would make 2 protein shakes with fruit at 5AM every single morning including weekends.

The worst thing to be awoken by is a blender...

5am is one thing but its 10 ****ing am.

[ShredJohnson]

Beat the **** out of them and then find a new place to live

[fuzionite]

Make shake later in the day or make shake in night and fridge it

???

Profit

[TypeZero]

Have the cutting board out and while the blender is running, make sure you're chopping something and holding the knife firmly.


idk about you...but sht like this gets me excited.

To the ******* below me. Shut your god damn mouth, the big kids are talking.