Maybe you have a little scam you have never shared.
Maybe you're cheating on your wife/husband/bf/gf
Maybe you do drugs or drink and hide it very well
Maybe you've killed someone
Maybe you've betrayed someones trust
I want to know what you *******s are up to. Reps for interesting tales. (in b4 pics of animal tails)
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10-24-2012, 08:36 PM #1Banned
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99% of you pricks are living a lie, or are hiding something major from someone *8.9K*
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10-24-2012, 08:40 PM #2Registered User
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well i cheated on most of my HS tests. i use to type up the needed info/notes on my computer with small font, like 6 or 7. id type it into a 2 x 2 inch square. then id flip it and print more info on the other side, and i would slip this under my test after receiving it while teachers still passing out tests, and would use it to cheat off of. did this in most of my history and biology classes. yea :\ never got caught.
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10-24-2012, 08:41 PM #3
nvrmd
Last edited by dekh1337; 10-24-2012 at 08:46 PM.
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10-24-2012, 08:42 PM #4Banned
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Just a miscer.
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10-24-2012, 08:42 PM #5Unvaxxed/Uncucked
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i made it a common practice to upperdeck the toilets in my highschool bathroom. One guy got guy blamed and i said nothing.
You'll never gain mass if you're chasing ass but you'll always get ass if you’re gaining mass.
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10-24-2012, 08:42 PM #6
*gulp*
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10-24-2012, 08:43 PM #7I don't even lift
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I scammed a few *******s on runescape back in the day, thts about it
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10-24-2012, 08:43 PM #8Ugistered Reser
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I would definitely agree with you. Everyone has personal fk'd up chit going on with themselves that they'll never tell a soul...
Edit: ^^^hahah you douche. You probably scammed my little 12yr old bitch ass back in the day.
you: "hey bro whats up? follow me in the wildy so we can pk people together"
me: "but your 20 levels higher than me"
you: "duh, so I can protect you...now attack me so you can look bad ass with a skull"
me: "YAY lets get some noobs!"
me: "hey you accidentally clicked me and attacked me lol"
me: "dude stop you're killing me"
me: "you killed me when you weren't paying attention man!!"
me: "hello?"
me: "hellloooooooooooo???"
me: "please just give me my sword back"
God I hated you...Last edited by boomjinx; 10-24-2012 at 08:53 PM.
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10-24-2012, 08:43 PM #9Registered User
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I sell millions of dollars of ******* to US senators
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10-24-2012, 08:43 PM #10Banned
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Yo maybe I do all these things cus I'm as hard as they come.
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10-24-2012, 08:44 PM #11Unvaxxed/Uncucked
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strong username, made me lul for some reason.Originally Posted by Cawky
I scammed a few *******s on runescape back in the day, thts about itYou'll never gain mass if you're chasing ass but you'll always get ass if you’re gaining mass.
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10-24-2012, 08:44 PM #12Registered User
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Subbed for later.
Damn you OP for starting this thread late on a work night.
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10-24-2012, 08:44 PM #13Registered User
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I ripped a side mirror off a car the other day
I feel kind of bad about that now though
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10-24-2012, 08:44 PM #14
When I was in elementary me and my friends used to clog the toilets with toilet paper rolls and flush them
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10-24-2012, 08:44 PM #15Thank you Zyzz bird
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I struggle with drug addiction and Im in pharmacy school and work in a pharmacy
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10-24-2012, 08:44 PM #16Registered User
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I've been pretending my poos have been fine for the past few weeks, but truth be told, feels like I'm shttng acid every time. Not sure the issue. fiber won't help. cleaned my diet completely up. srs pain.
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10-24-2012, 08:45 PM #17Keanu Reeves Checking In
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Wet the bed until parents finally divorced and moved apart. Yes, bad family problems. Not a single one of my friends know about this.
Also, been smoking the green every night in my room for a year and a half now. Have yet to be caught by mom or stepdad."So there I am sitting in the waiting area of the hair salon with my niece and Keanu Reeves walks in. I was nervous as ****, but too scared to say anything to him. Then my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I don't want to bother him. Pretty soon he walks over and asks what's wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry. He put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted up his shirt, and breastfed her right there in the salon. Chill guy, really nice about it."
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10-24-2012, 08:46 PM #18Tallahassee Florida
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I live a secret life as a rapping dog.
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10-24-2012, 08:47 PM #19my job title is douchebag
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i was hiding a huge part of my life as a teenager from my long term current gf. felt great to get it off my chest, especially after she knew something was up.
in 4 miscers secrets
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10-24-2012, 08:48 PM #20El Cochiloco
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One time there was a party at my house and bunch of girls came over with my girlfriend. It got late, and i came out of my room and saw one girl (big ol titties, light tan skin) passed out on the couch with blanket down on the floor and tits squeezed together almost popping out. She was completely passed out.....
I mean, she had these black tights and tight ass legs. Dark hair, dark eyes... just damn sexy. And did i mention 100% passed out?
I stole the blanket and used it to keep warm with my girlfriend cuz it was chilly.
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10-24-2012, 09:00 PM #21Registered User
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You know your buddy that borrows things and never gives them back until you ask? Thats me
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10-24-2012, 09:01 PM #22Registered User
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Originally Posted by ClownToucher
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10-24-2012, 09:02 PM #23Registered User
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Originally Posted by Lb54TG
will try. srsDon't worry If I write rhymes, I write checks
The Duck speaks the truth.
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10-24-2012, 09:03 PM #24explainOriginally Posted by Iukas
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10-24-2012, 09:03 PM #25
tonight I realised the reason I don't open myself completely to relationships is because I have too much secret, repulsive **** that I deal with all alone and I would never want anyone else to really know me.
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10-24-2012, 09:04 PM #26Registered User
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And what does "upperdeck the toilets" mean?
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10-24-2012, 09:05 PM #27Registered OG
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guilty
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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man."
“Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights.”
"For me life is continuously being hungry, the meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive. But to move ahead to go up, to achieve and to conquer"
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10-24-2012, 09:05 PM #28Registered User
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Originally Posted by boomjinx
holly fck nostalgia. that just reminded me of all the rs scams lolDon't worry If I write rhymes, I write checks
The Duck speaks the truth.
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10-24-2012, 09:05 PM #29
I've slept with over 60 escorts over the past three years. Within this time period, I have had two long term GF's (1.5 years and 8 months) and still saw them. I was and still might be addicted.
EDIT: BTW I am 23
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10-24-2012, 09:06 PM #30Swoleasaurus Rex
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I fuked OP's mom.
I'm sorry guys but it feels really good letting that outGyno free since August 2011
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