I just asked my girlfriend, "How do plants get energy?" and she said "from noise".

[BloodDiamond]

I asked my girlfriend what she thought about biogenetic molecular instability.


































She didnt know.






What a dumb big booty hoe.

[dekh1337]

"im calling the cops, no, no, stop, dont put it in there"

fkn lol stupid female

[BrofessorX]

-had a night stand with woman who study to become a lawyer
-talk about terrorist in justice system
-She said Middle east isn't even a threat because they don't even have a plane.

This chick's actually right, we have nothing to worry about coming from terrorists in the middle east, they don't have a terrorist air force. A homeland terrorist attack is another story

[deafbrah]

I asked my girlfriend what she thought about biogenetic molecular instability.


She didnt know.

What a dumb big booty hoe.

even people with high IQ don't know what is it, if they don't study in this area.

[deafbrah]

This chick's actually right, we have nothing to worry about coming from terrorists in the middle east, they don't have a terrorist air force. A homeland terrorist attack is another story

what is Middle East? What is international airlines?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._Arab_Emirates

http://www.kls2.com/airlines/mideast.html

[TexasJaTT]

Thread is hilarious...can we ask your girl questions and you post her responses for the lulz? If so, ask her why did the Mayans predict that the world would end in 2012?

[Borci88]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg?1240934151


what is Middle East? What is international airlines?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._Arab_Emirates

http://www.kls2.com/airlines/mideast.html

You're gullible as fuhk brah wots going on?

[vaderr]

well....in the U.S. we get a good amount of our energy and electricity from the use of coal, so shes actually not wrong.

Oh yeah? Explain to me how electrons are extracted from coal.

[White-Belt]

Oh yeah? Explain to me how electrons are extracted from coal.

???

[hzx]

Oh yeah? Explain to me how electrons are extracted from coal.

They burn it and the heat energy is converted into electricity. Derp

[IsThisRealLife]

Oh yeah? Explain to me how electrons are extracted from coal.

Are you someones girlfriend?

[kpd905]

"I had SIDs when I was a baby"
srs. I bertstared hard.

lmfao


and OP, your gf might have an extra chromosome if you nomsaiyan

[Drumbells]

Dude, my girlfriend is smart, but stupid at the same time. It's hard to explain, but i've heard some really stupid **** where I almost broke it off (srs)

i know this feel too well... smart and dumb at the same time

[Darkhare]

even people with high IQ don't know what is it, if they don't study in this area.

pls don't be srs.. srs?

[REZAA]

girl in my bio class in high school asked if she could get pregnant from whale sperm in the ocean

you should've replied: you're asking if you can get yourself pregnant?

[kpd905]

Told my girlfriend there were billions of stars and billions of planets out there. She said she thought there were only 8 or 9 planets.

[iamdetermined]

"Please...I just want some water..." or "I haven't seen your face, please, let me go!"

haha, silly girls.

lol fukin lost it

[vaderr]

They burn it and the heat energy is converted into electricity. Derp

nope.

Steam turbines which DO create electricity do not work on "heat energy."

Or we might as well say, drills make electricity since its used to mine coal

[White-Belt]

nope.

Steam turbines which DO create electricity do not work on "heat energy."

Or we might as well say, drills make electricity since its used to mine coal

???

Heat produces steam which drives turbines... wtf were you talking about when you said extracting electrons? Are you retarded?

[ThunderClapper]

"wisdom is the daughter of experience".. like wtf thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard lol.






























Then we fukked

thats true you stupid fuk. Experience breeds wisdom

[FA4LIFE]

Was talking politics w/some chick...
I was getting frustrated by her ignorance
she says: ''I only watch fox news, it's the only unbiased news source.''
I asked if she was srs while slamming hands on table... I stood up and walked off.

[squeak419]

Where do I begin?! My girlfriend is extremely smart, raped high school with one of the highest scores in our year level, graduated university with the second highest score in her degree out of hundreds (including Asians, no racist).

BUT, she doesn't think before she speaks. A personal favourite is "when u use a cigarette lighter, does it still use gas when the flame is burning or just to start the flame". Bert stared her hardcore...

[SirChubalots]

I posted "Bitches ain t nothing but hoes and tricks" Matma Ghandi on ********.

Bish I was smashing asked me what it meant and who Matma Ghandi was. I told her to find out herself.
A couple of weeks later she texted me that she found out what it meant. Never wants to talk to me again.
So I told her to relax a little and a couple of days later I smashed her again.

Afterwards she tells me that she would have never imagined Matma Ghandi to say something so rude.
Days pass by and I keep smashing when suddenly she tells me that Bitches ain t nothing but hoes and tricks is a song by Dr Dre.
Accordingly, I explained to her that he only stole it from Ghandi and that this is common knowledge.

[kpd905]

women have zero common sense. There are so many college girls who are smart enough to get good grades but would not be able to survive 5 minutes on their own without killing themselves.

[White-Belt]

Where do I begin?! My girlfriend is extremely smart, raped high school with one of the highest scores in our year level, graduated university with the second highest score in her degree out of hundreds (including Asians, no racist).

No offence brah but that doesn't make her smart, that makes her diligent and able to hold lots of info in here memory, smarts come from application.

[povertybrah]

your girl is legitimately retarded (srs)



worst I have is a girl that couldnt understand how subway tunnels go under bodies of water........her mind was jello

[Reflexez]

A few from people at work:

- Pirates were invented by Disney for Pirates of the Caribbean, they never existed.
- When I was a kid my hamster died and my dad brought it back to life while I was a school by wrapping it in tinfoil and putting it in the microwave.
- I thought Paranormal Activity was a documentary film based on real footage.

First 2 were the same girl, 100% legit as well I couldn't believe what I'd heard.

[kpd905]

A few from people at work:

- Pirates were invented by Disney for Pirates of the Caribbean, they never existed.

[BBJarofFlies]

Did you go on to explain about photosythesis: photons exciting electrons...photosynthetic pigments...chlorophyll a/b? photosystems I/II? NADPH/ATP? Calvin cycle? Byproducts and the inverse being cellular respiration?

[kpd905]

Did you go on to explain about photosythesis: photons exciting electrons...photosynthetic pigments...chlorophyll a/b? photosystems I/II? NADPH/ATP? Calvin cycle? Byproducts and the inverse being cellular respiration?

Dumb.