I even made sure I was hearing her correctly and said "what did you say?" and she replied "from noise?". I said you can't be serious... and she said "yea you know, those experiments where they sing to plants and play music and stuff!". I think I am taking advantage of a mentally handicapped person.
What is the stupidest thing you have ever heard your girlfriend say... or any girl for that matter?
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11-03-2012, 06:09 PM #1
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I just asked my girlfriend, "How do plants get energy?" and she said "from noise".
“Foolish and wretched is the man who builds his happiness on the frail and unstable affection of a woman.”
"Wisdom is the daughter of experience" - Leonardo da Vinci
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11-03-2012, 06:11 PM #3
I asked my girlfriend, "How do plants get energy?" and she said "from noise".
I even made sure I was hearing her correctly and said "what did you say?" and she replied "from noise?". I said you can't be serious... and she said "yea you know, those experiments where they sing to plants and play music and stuff!".
pretty similar experiences we have op
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11-03-2012, 06:18 PM #9
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I remember a few months back she asks me "**** what way is the up direction on a compass?" and i said .. "are you serious..." and then i say "Ok, well, what coast do we live on?" and she gives me a blank stare. I say wtf you cannot be ****ing serious...
thats right... living in Massachusetts she did not know we were on the EAST coast.
Oh and one time when she told me she wanted fish and chips without any french fries.... and i said so you just want fish? and she goes no i want fish and chips but i dont want french fries...
mind=blown.“Foolish and wretched is the man who builds his happiness on the frail and unstable affection of a woman.”
"Wisdom is the daughter of experience" - Leonardo da Vinci
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11-03-2012, 06:30 PM #29
"French is like lazy English"
"Why do we have coins?! People should keep their coins in a credit card"
"Money isn't everything. Things are"
"Does ice cream come from cows during winter? Then they just freeze it?"
"Socks are like shoes for your house"
I actually laughed at the last one. These were 3 separate girls
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