I even made sure I was hearing her correctly and said "what did you say?" and she replied "from noise?". I said you can't be serious... and she said "yea you know, those experiments where they sing to plants and play music and stuff!". I think I am taking advantage of a mentally handicapped person.
What is the stupidest thing you have ever heard your girlfriend say... or any girl for that matter?
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11-03-2012, 06:09 PM #1Pussy Liquor
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I just asked my girlfriend, "How do plants get energy?" and she said "from noise".
“Foolish and wretched is the man who builds his happiness on the frail and unstable affection of a woman.”
"Wisdom is the daughter of experience" - Leonardo da Vinci
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11-03-2012, 06:11 PM #2"wisdom is the daughter of experience".. like wtf thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard lol.Originally Posted by Wisdom187
Then we fukked
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11-03-2012, 06:11 PM #3Registered User
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I asked my girlfriend, "How do plants get energy?" and she said "from noise".
I even made sure I was hearing her correctly and said "what did you say?" and she replied "from noise?". I said you can't be serious... and she said "yea you know, those experiments where they sing to plants and play music and stuff!".
pretty similar experiences we have op
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11-03-2012, 06:11 PM #4162lbs in avi
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abort OP, abort
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11-03-2012, 06:12 PM #5One Love M8
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nice pics bro
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11-03-2012, 06:13 PM #6Registered User
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11-03-2012, 06:15 PM #792b pwneq
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It's true ...
that she's a fukking idiot.أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله Ùˆ أشهد أن Ù…Øمد رسول الله
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11-03-2012, 06:16 PM #8
how butthurt are u?
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11-03-2012, 06:18 PM #9Pussy Liquor
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Originally Posted by MakeABanana
I remember a few months back she asks me "**** what way is the up direction on a compass?" and i said .. "are you serious..." and then i say "Ok, well, what coast do we live on?" and she gives me a blank stare. I say wtf you cannot be ****ing serious...
thats right... living in Massachusetts she did not know we were on the EAST coast.
Oh and one time when she told me she wanted fish and chips without any french fries.... and i said so you just want fish? and she goes no i want fish and chips but i dont want french fries...
mind=blown.“Foolish and wretched is the man who builds his happiness on the frail and unstable affection of a woman.”
"Wisdom is the daughter of experience" - Leonardo da Vinci
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11-03-2012, 06:18 PM #10Registered User
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Uhh bro haven't you ever heard about noisosynthesis? Jokes on you.
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11-03-2012, 06:19 PM #11Wuzzam
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11-03-2012, 06:19 PM #12sursum trahatur
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11-03-2012, 06:21 PM #13Pussy Liquor
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Originally Posted by bluejay83
reps for the first actual response in this thread.“Foolish and wretched is the man who builds his happiness on the frail and unstable affection of a woman.”
"Wisdom is the daughter of experience" - Leonardo da Vinci
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11-03-2012, 06:21 PM #14Beard becuz bulking
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Trees lose their leaves in the winter because they are growing ears, and need the stored energy. Everyone knows sound travels farther in lower temperatures.
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11-03-2012, 06:21 PM #15
If I was in her position and that was what I thought, I would be too embarrassed to answer and just say that I didn't know
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11-03-2012, 06:21 PM #16Registered User
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OP this bish better be a 10/10 hbb or you're doing it wrong.
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11-03-2012, 06:22 PM #17What's up Muscles?
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"Please...I just want some water..." or "I haven't seen your face, please, let me go!"
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11-03-2012, 06:24 PM #18Bigger than your GF
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11-03-2012, 06:24 PM #19Raynaud's Disease
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There's no way someone can be that fuking stupid, I find this hard to believeOriginally Posted by Wisdom187
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11-03-2012, 06:25 PM #20Registered User
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i can't believe someone could be that dumb OP. why is such a thing possible
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11-03-2012, 06:25 PM #21Duck face since 93'
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phucking lost it.Originally Posted by Wisdom187
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11-03-2012, 06:26 PM #22Tanned
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is there a 100 million in a billion?
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11-03-2012, 06:26 PM #23Beard becuz bulking
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Other then the leafs part, this can be argued, in a roundabout sort of way.Originally Posted by Ying2012
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11-03-2012, 06:26 PM #24Registered User
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Sounds like the most stupid person to ever live on this planet. I'd really consider ending it if I were you brah.Originally Posted by Wisdom187
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11-03-2012, 06:27 PM #25Bro do you even?
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girl in my bio class in high school asked if she could get pregnant from whale sperm in the ocean
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11-03-2012, 06:28 PM #26
In college a group of my friends made plans to meet at noon for a pregame. One of the least intellectually sound girls asked, "noon AM or noon PM?!"
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11-03-2012, 06:28 PM #27EastSide Church Boi
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OP is being trolled by his GF. Aint no one that stupid.
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11-03-2012, 06:29 PM #28Pussy Liquor
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I cant make this **** up man.Originally Posted by VitaCrave
I dont get it. She is smart in other ways, but is completely retarded when it comes to normal everyday knowledge type ****. She went to catholic school if that matters.Originally Posted by RomanBrah
“Foolish and wretched is the man who builds his happiness on the frail and unstable affection of a woman.”
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I actually laughed at the last one. These were 3 separate girls
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