Banged my first midget last night (story) (pics) (vid)

[Biggar12]

Out with my buddies getting yucky. Next thing I know I'm wasted as fuk an were doing shots. We see this group of girls an one of them is literally the smallest chick I've ever seen. So I'm making fun of her tapping her on the head an sh*t. Next thing you know I'm doing shots with her an having a greasy make out session with her on the dance floor.

I ask her how tall she is she tells me 4'6 I was like holy fuk I need to bang this midget. Asked how old she was cause I honestly couldnt tell, shes tells me 28..I was like fuk so I lied an told her I was 25.

Eventually she invites me back to her apartment so we cabbed it there, I was literally almost blacked out at this point an all I remember is thinking about the few times I've seen midget porn and how legendary this was gonna be.

We get back to her place, instantly go to her bed she takes off her clothes an starts suckin my dik and then we smashed.

Body was no where near anything special, small tits an no ass but holy fuk was she tight. My back is scratched to ****.

I wanted to get a pic of her passed out naked in the morning for the misc but she got up before me.






walking back to her apartment, no idea why I took these pics probably was thinking about the misc




She was literally as tall as her door handle





CLIFFS:

-gettin yucky with the boys at the club
-see midget
-drunk as fuk, do shots with her an go in for the kiss
-rape her on the dace floor
-go back to her apartment an rape her in bed
-op bangs a midget

[Ivan7x]

wat

[Natstokes14]

Lold hard gj OP

[datmuscle]

Yeaaaa buddy, can't wait for my turn to bang a short girl

[DeathTaco]

OP is most definitely not a *******.

Lol'd at video, gjdm.

[DozerDane]

Wait. Legit midget? Or just a really short normal girl? Don't midgets have the huge asses and thighs and the bowed out legs?

[PeZzYy]

omg... -.-

son!

semi proud i guess

but -.-

[samuelbrah]

lmfao the fuk!!!!!!!! was she an actual midget with like short limbs and those weird legs n ****? or just really short

[xvsteve]

i feel awkward

[BIGrob84]

Youve just made a name for yourself. Congrats.

[GalvanizedPail]

Did you make her call you Willy Wonka???

[SELCOUTH]

lmao!

[KyBrah32]

fukk when is mine turn

[Sapporo]

Did you kinda feel like a ****?

[LifterBrah]

IN ON EPIC THREAD

Loled hard at "I ask her how tall she is she tells me 4'6 I was like holy fuk I need to bang this midget"

[Liet]

Inb4 she was a child

[Champc98]

I'm not sure how to respond to this thread.

[jakobi78]

midgets have short stubby legs.... she looks normal

[nordiclifter]

Only on phekkin misc brahs, only on phekkin misc geezuz christ

[Yank11]

gjdm, solid delivery as well

[swaptrex]

This is the misc I remember...

[GlassMoon]

what were you thinking about more: the fact you were about to have sex, or the story you were going to have for the misc in the morning?

[Incitatus37AD]

Wat

[mezhei]

just really really short. But not an actual midget. gjdm

[crss1]

[gottk2x]

Would try to spin

[dirtymcbride]

Sounds like you had fun. Nice work opedimus

[Romaleos]

LOL'd hard.



I'm imagining this is OP the entire time.

[Yank11]

Midget = really short with proportional limbs (OP's girl)
Dwarf = really short with disproportional limbs

[Kooobe]

Gjdm.