Dad is 50, just sent me this from gym after I gave him some new music and wrote down my arms routine for him:
Anyone else have their dad send them lulzy texts? Post pics here and i'll rep if good.
FYI song was this:
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11-03-2012, 12:08 AM #1reppin aussiebrahs
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TEXTS FROM DAD. My dad sends me some lulzy texts, post yours too. [PICS]
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:09 AM #2Registered User
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wtf...your dad sounds like a cool guy.
The Jerk store called, they're running out of you!
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11-03-2012, 12:10 AM #3reppin aussiebrahs
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my dad's awesome. could beat up your dad for sure.Originally Posted by TypeZero
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:10 AM #4
my dad is like "I am 60 and what is texting?"
Hoistin' heavy-ass s**t since 2006.
Hoist to get'em moist crew.
Raw hoister crew.
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11-03-2012, 12:12 AM #5reppin aussiebrahs
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Originally Posted by MusicProducer
show him? or get him an iPhone... so easy my grandma can text now."... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:13 AM #6reppin aussiebrahs
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anyone else got pics?
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:13 AM #7
I hope he stomps your ******* ass for making fun of him.
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11-03-2012, 12:15 AM #8Macedoηiaη
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11-03-2012, 12:16 AM #9reppin aussiebrahs
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Strong username to post content ratio. I'd show my dad this, he'd find it funny. We're tight brah. Did you have daddy issues?Originally Posted by Rage13
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:16 AM #10
suk my dik im going big
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11-03-2012, 12:17 AM #11Registered User
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My dad texts me lulzy stuff all the time, just cleared messages though. Strong music for your dad.. put Notorious BIG greatest hits on his ipod last time he got me to put more music on it and lulz ensude
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11-03-2012, 12:17 AM #12Doucherus Magnificus
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I said " dad , why does it seem that women out live men?"
dad said " because women arnt married to women"
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11-03-2012, 12:21 AM #13
The usual texts I get from my dad are "You touch her pussy yet?" or "What are you doing?"
SRS
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11-03-2012, 12:24 AM #14reppin aussiebrahs
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my dad says stuff like this all the time... "remember, women are crazy. never forget that. even your mother, you're old enough to know this now"Originally Posted by GnarlySheen
lol will try thatOriginally Posted by BW4
strong text game lolOriginally Posted by ~MKD~
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:29 AM #15
Nope, my dad is a scientist and talks formally with me
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11-03-2012, 12:30 AM #16reppin aussiebrahs
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does he know you're red?Originally Posted by JattStyling
how do you respond?Originally Posted by Request21
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:34 AM #17xx chromosomes (no homo)
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When my dad got a smartphone, the first text he sent to his entire contact list was a picture of an arm that looked like a dick... and said something like "i wanted to send you a picture of the new carpet, but my dick got in the way."
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11-03-2012, 12:34 AM #18Registered User
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lmao
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11-03-2012, 12:35 AM #19does ur dad knw that ur a *******?Originally Posted by E77
Proof here:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=149369833
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11-03-2012, 12:37 AM #20reppin aussiebrahs
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Alpha dad checking in.Originally Posted by RandomMisc
Loool at your insecurities brah. Pls stay safe.Originally Posted by JattStyling
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:40 AM #21Registered User
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my dad has a pretty serious job and smses me formally while at work. 'thanking you' and 'kind regards' is usually how he finishes each message.
not giving a fuk 2013.
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11-03-2012, 12:41 AM #22Registered User
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Thought this was somewhat lulzy today
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11-03-2012, 12:45 AM #23reppin aussiebrahs
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hahahaOriginally Posted by Cease2xist
Thought this was somewhat lulzy today
love the "Lol" text after he saying that. Repped"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:52 AM #24reppin aussiebrahs
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in for more pics
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 12:53 AM #25Registered Nice Guy
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My dad.
Last edited by tmertz; 11-03-2012 at 01:03 AM.
Drunk at 3am on a Thursday crew.
Say something nice in my CP get something nice back ;)
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11-03-2012, 12:57 AM #26reppin aussiebrahs
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Steak pizza wings? What are they srsOriginally Posted by tmertz
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 01:00 AM #27Registered Nice Guy
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What about now?Originally Posted by E77
Drunk at 3am on a Thursday crew.
Say something nice in my CP get something nice back ;)
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11-03-2012, 01:03 AM #28reppin aussiebrahs
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Yeah fixed. Unaware of steak pizza wings. Sounds like nice dad though.Originally Posted by tmertz
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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11-03-2012, 01:07 AM #29Registered Nice Guy
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He's not exactly technology savvy and can't do the commas.Originally Posted by E77
Drunk at 3am on a Thursday crew.
Say something nice in my CP get something nice back ;)
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11-03-2012, 01:11 AM #30reppin aussiebrahs
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Oh lmao... i was like wtf, strng American vote you've got. reppedOriginally Posted by tmertz
"... and at some point you have to know that the very thing you've been taught to be afraid of, you've now grown into" - Kai Greene
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