Cashier laughed at my eggs

[F23]

wtf is going on in this thread?

[CheeBye]

lol. If this is legit I gotta say that there are some fuked up people on the misc.

[MrEggs]

do you include any other foods into your diet besides eggs?

Yes. I eat regular stuff like chips and candy, everything normal people eat. But I will eat 12+ eggs every day because it's better nutrition. Most days (workouts) I will eat 18+, 6 during first half of workout, 6 during second half, 6 when I get home. You have to eat them in multiples, 6/12/18, or the cartons get messed up and you don't know how many eggs you had.

[MrEggs]

This is the natural reason for eating 6 eggs in multiples. It's the max amount that fits in 1 hand.



When you get so strong you can put 6 eggs in 1 hand, that's real nutrition. Who's laughing now.

[theculture]

Hey MrEggs, glad to see you're still around, eating eggs

edit: do you even lift? strong biceps

[iSpotGetters]

Thread of the year (srs)

[abuseme]

roll

[jimlaH]

op please post more pictures of your living room, kitchen, bedroom etc.

[klemme]

Lold hard at pic of dog surrounded by eggs



Wtf is going on in this thread


strong MrEggs

[theculture]

op please post more pictures of your living room, kitchen, bedroom etc.

this.. will rep

[LeakyQuesadilla]

you look like a ****phile.

[M.Pontting]

lulz at filthy ass pics

[OnTheVolley]

dirty a$$ house brah

[MrEggs]

That's some other food I have. I don't just eat eggs. My house is not dirty. I just collect a lot of stuff & I have 1 dog. Imagine what it's like for people who have 3 dogs or 8 dogs. The hair is just everywhere. That's the worst part of having a dog. The hair and that he ate all my eggs once.

[sincity88]

Groce. That house is filthy.

[BossMadOne]

Jesus Christ, you buy good eggs but put them on the floor with dirt/dust a foot high off the ground?



Son you are doing it wrong. 1st you clean your home then you clean your diet.

[merrybrah]

eggs not even once

[MrEggs]

op please post more pictures of your living room, kitchen, bedroom etc.

It's just 1 room. I don't have all those rooms.

[bigben2121]

that you op?

[MajorManlet]

That's some other food I have. I don't just eat eggs. My house is not dirty. I just collect a lot of stuff & I have 1 dog. Imagine what it's like for people who have 3 dogs or 8 dogs. The hair is just everywhere. That's the worst part of having a dog. The hair and that he ate all my eggs once.

Bro, I've got 3 dogs, and my floor doesn't even look near as filthy as yours + 1 is a malinoise/german shepherd (long hair) DAFUQ bro, shave your dog.

Also, your a dirty little egg hoarder aren't you?

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

1 is a malinoise/german shepherd

A friend of mine has this dog, its blondish haired with hues of black. Its honestly the most friendly mother phucker ever, I've never seen a dog that is so damn friendly, but the damn pooch sheds like a mother phucker. I really want one but only if I one day have a country type house with a rugged/capable interior and lots of outside acreage.

Not sure if its 100% malinoise or a mix with GSD, and they got him from the dog pound/humane society and he's still ultra friendly.

[MrEggs]

Bro, I've got 3 dogs, and my floor doesn't even look near as filthy as yours + 1 is a malinoise/german shepherd (long hair) DAFUQ bro, shave your dog.

Also, your a dirty little egg hoarder aren't you?

I don't hoard eggs, I eat them. I used to get a lot of eggs from neighbors, they would give me old eggs or eggs they don't want, but a lot of them stopped because I was yelling in the neighborhood and a lot of people heard it. That really f---- made me mad because I was even yelling about nutrition, a guy walked by and made fun of my eggs (I had about 36 eggs in a grocery bag) and I said "More like GREAT EGGS" except I yelled it some, and an old lady said it woke her up. More like maybe you shouldn't sleep in the middle of the day.

That's why I have to buy so many eggs in the first place. If I don't eat them during my workout it just breaks down the muscle and you get no results.

[gangasloot]

do you have really eggyfarts?

[thebraj]

in on epic thread lololol

[MrEggs]

I still don't know how to PM but the guy who called me cheap, it's just a good bargain to get food for free. Small stuff like cans you can stick in your pockets but you can also grab stuff from the back of the store in the bins.

I got these buns a while ago from the green bin at G. Eagle and they were still good. The store had to throw them because it says July 7 on it. But it doesn't have mold. So you can still eat it.

If you live in a big house and you drive a limo you might say "No cheap food for me. Only the best." Well, the rest of us have to get our food the hard way, so give us a break.

[BigPimpinBrah]

lol OP must live in a crack den and apparently he steals food from the garbage bins outside of supermarkets, just LOL.

u da man OP u da man.

[jimlaH]

It's just 1 room. I don't have all those rooms.

post a pic of this 1 room you take refuge in pls op. mtv cribs style

[BoomPowSurprise]

And all the king's horses and all the king's men...

[BoomPowSurprise]

And all the king's horses and all the king's men...

[MrEggs]

That's a good pic. The one where I'm smiling is good. Not the frowning one.