what the **** is she going to do you little ****ing *******?Originally Posted by Dirtylocks
reach into your ****ing small ass brain and see who the **** you were thinking about while you were jerking your ****ing dick you peice of smelly ****?
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11-01-2012, 09:17 PM #31
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11-01-2012, 09:17 PM #32Go Devils
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you dun goof'd. you can admit you fap but don't say you think of her friends
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11-01-2012, 09:18 PM #33Working To Fat Jacked
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lied every successful relationship is built on lies.Originally Posted by Dirtylocks
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11-01-2012, 09:19 PM #34Platinum Account
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Srsly OP?
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11-01-2012, 09:19 PM #35Registered User
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LmaoOriginally Posted by BiggerTommorow
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11-01-2012, 09:19 PM #36Registered User
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wow, can you still contact her op? id love to know where she got her mind reading machine because ive always wanted one..... ...Originally Posted by Dirtylocks
how the fuk is she ever going to find out what you think about when you beat your little meat? do you keep a journal of all your sex fantasies or text your boyfriends all about how great your last fap session was? jezus dude, its not like your cheating, you have a moral free pass to lie about things like this. your both going full retard on this situation. of course this pissed her off, but i doubt your relationship was that great if she dumped you over something so pathetic.
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11-01-2012, 09:19 PM #37Banned
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Originally Posted by Dirtylocks
lmao.......just lmao........
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11-01-2012, 09:19 PM #38Cultivating Mass
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you're an idiot on too many levels to post about
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11-01-2012, 09:19 PM #39
Hey *******s saying I'm "beta/dun goofed/retarded" whatever, WHAT THE PHUCK WOULD YOU HAVE DONE? ARE YOUR GIRLS REALLY SO STUPID THAT THEY CAN'T SEE THROUGH A LIE?
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11-01-2012, 09:20 PM #40Registered User
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must have been boring as hell in bed, time to find a girl worthy of a dikOriginally Posted by Dirtylocks
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11-01-2012, 09:20 PM #41Childish Goblino
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Yes, and yes she knows I think about her, or my exes.
Just send your now ex a handwritten letter telling her how much you need her, mail it to her. Those 3 days while the letter is in transit will give her time to miss you. Once she gets the letter, she'll be all "aww" because you actually sent a hand written letter. Bitches love letters. Then wait for her call.When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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11-01-2012, 09:20 PM #42Registered User
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lol strong thought-crime detective skillsOriginally Posted by Dirtylocks
I pretend to be a duck - I'm not.
You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke - don't do sh*t.
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11-01-2012, 09:21 PM #43Pro Dutch Miscer
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I really don't understand onesided a-sexual woman. Kind of shallow to think all other human beings in the world have the exact same ideas about sexdrive and masturbation as you.
And if they have not you should break up with them because God are they sick.
Sounds to me she was looking for a reason bro, serious. If she asked you about her friend she was giving you the jealousy reason to bail out on you.6'6
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11-01-2012, 09:22 PM #44
My ex never wanted to have sex, yet cracked the sh|ts when she found out I fapped. Women...
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If it's important you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse. We're all going to make it.
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11-01-2012, 09:22 PM #45Registered User
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You screwed up when you lied the first time. You should've told her the truth. I think you somewhat should've lied about fapping to her friend, that would've likely kept you together, but I'm glad you didn't lie to her about that...because phuck her..that's why (if this post if even real). But if she broke up because you honestly jerked it to her friend, good thing it ended now. If girls don't know guys jerk off to everyone and everything, including to pictures of brick walls, then they aren't the one anyway.
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11-01-2012, 09:22 PM #46
Mind=blown that you all think ppl can't tell when you're lying.
You're all only fooling yourselves.
I will never answer that question ever again ftmfw
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11-01-2012, 09:22 PM #47Registered User
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You don't deserve a girlfriend if you think telling her such a thing will not cause her to get EXTREMELY annoyed or in your case break up with you.....I hope you are trolling.
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11-01-2012, 09:22 PM #48Registered User
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you basically told her you'd bone anything that looks good
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11-01-2012, 09:22 PM #49Registered User
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A lie about that? Probably. You see OP, when she asked if you thought about her friend the correct response would have been something along the lines of, "I think about you and running my hands down your naked body...."etc.Originally Posted by Dirtylocks
You change the subject. Why do you not understand that?"You're like one of those birds no one is excited to look at."
"Anything that can be bought has no real value."
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11-01-2012, 09:22 PM #50Registered User
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Just get a GF who watches porn with u much better.
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11-01-2012, 09:22 PM #51Registered User
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big natural you've had the same avi for years now. have you gotten bigger? (srs)Originally Posted by Big Natural
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11-01-2012, 09:23 PM #52Registered User
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What if she said she fingered herself to one of your brahs? Never that that chit.
All my exes have known that I DON'T masterbate. (Srs)
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11-01-2012, 09:23 PM #53Registered User
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im going to tell my gf about this thread and laugh about it together while we hold hands. then when she inevitably asks me if thats what i do im going to lie and say no, your way hotter than all your friends, i would be going full retard to want anything else my little sex blossom. then shes going to be lyke of bby yur thi bast, mayke luv to my sugur wallz peas. ill then proceed to smash her with the force of a thousand hulks and picture her best friend as i creampie her.
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11-01-2012, 09:23 PM #54I am aware of the irony.
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So are you getting a threesome with her and her friend or what?
The two rules of life, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart.
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11-01-2012, 09:24 PM #55Registered User
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I have been in this exact same situation you dumb ass *******.Originally Posted by Dirtylocks
You say yes i jerk it to heaps of randoms, she goes What about my friends? you go wtf no never that would be weird.
She is telling her friend you think is cute you strip the gherkin to her as i type this.
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11-01-2012, 09:24 PM #56Registered User
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Lol.
I can understand her being weird about it. if my girlfriend told me she masturbates over my best friend, it would be a little awkward..
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11-01-2012, 09:25 PM #57Registered User
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sometimes you gotta bend the truth brah
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11-01-2012, 09:25 PM #58ranch it up
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lmfao
OP was too honest. Man I'm starting to like these beta threads**dont believe anything the misc says crew**
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11-01-2012, 09:25 PM #59How I wish honesty could just be the best policy.Originally Posted by YesMad101
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11-01-2012, 09:26 PM #60
does your girlfriends know i am eating a snickers
sleep tight pupper
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