Beta/Cringe thread

[Valeurvaleur]

this kid is great

[Tweedurr]

Your Jimmies aren't ready.

[TacticalTaco]

Your Jimmies aren't ready.

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With many of these videos, images, texts in this thread, I claim " My jimmies are rustled". I think they never were before, because after watching this, I felt something inside of me leave my soul and be obliterated into another dimension. My jimmies have been flipped, flopped, and dropped into an empty abyss that cannot be accessed by testosterone contained mass. The term " Rustled" would not even fit the proportions of how my jimmies have been touched with this ***got and his dog.

[Tormoz]

Your Jimmies aren't ready.

[Sendug]

Here's the video that this was a response to...puzzle designer trolling to the max.



I loled when the girl started to try to get the "bolt" off when she moved the secret pin.

[H1imhzq]

this inbred clearly beats the **** out of his kids

lol no not really?

[Dawes]

No lift hover stance *******s.

[Danzeligan]

Your Jimmies aren't ready.

My jimmies, they were not ready.

[ign_fan_4life]

oh man. this one really got to me. I could literally crush that kids skull with my bare hands right now.

I read this in Ken-O's voice.

[devlin122000]

So. Phucked. Up.

[TP800]

So. Phucked. Up.

Cot damn. Why even take a picture of yourself if you look like that. What he wrote...... I have no words for. SMH

[BullStampede]

Your Jimmies aren't ready.

lolol I remember this guy from the cat song a few years ago.

Cute dog. Bed is way too big for him though. Guess it is for when he grows a little bit.

[DarthVoodoo]

How not to apply to college: (taken from talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-essays/729378-most-pretentious-essay-i-have-ever-read.html)

I've never been a very good writer, per se; I've always lacked the ability to recreate situations through imagery-filled narrative, my words have always lacked the intrigue of poetic prose, and my descriptions drip with a butyraceous disconnectedness (if you don't believe me, reread that last clause). I do, however, have some ability to communicate concepts. I've chosen, therefore, to forgo the elusively difficult pedestrian communication of the fluid among us, indulging and favoring instead the somewhat utilitarian and wholly pedantic language of my inner philosopher wannabe. So, in the spirit of my means, I endeavor to set forth a dense, (due to the word constraints) and subsequently donnish, array of examples and explanations of my values, firstly the moral, secondly the ethical—axioms followed by their corresponding praxes.

Due to my (neither particularly deep nor particularly shallow) understanding of science and psychology, my understanding of people as both products of genetic histories and the more immediate stimuli of life's journey—both nature and nurture—, and my belief that each action stems from the needs of the actor (in line with the ideas of Rosenberg's theories of “non-violent communication”), I subscribe to the blatantly and shamelessly humanist concept of the inherent worth and dignity of each person. Due to these foundations, I also reject the concepts of sin, good, and evil, viewing them as either reactionary labels placed on stimuli for the purpose of simple black-and-white categorization, or as escapist strategies of alienation or xenophobia. Because of these beliefs, I communicate my understanding of the world with (what are in my mind) more useful descriptors such as “subjectively distasteful” and “ethically divergent,” recognizing the general parallels of fundamental root beliefs, shared throughout--if not across--most cultures, even where there lie discrepancies in the beliefs about how those roots are best manifested into full-grown acts or concepts.

Due to my instinct to attribute reactions to people to specific instances of interaction rather than to the people themselves, I find it hard to dislike people. This obstacle—I say obstacle because it significantly impeded, or at least confused, my social development, confusing my interpretation of others' emotions—has led, somehow, through a route of empathy, to an altruism founded upon a lack of distinction between my satisfaction and the satisfaction of others, or even between my situation and the situation of others. I am bound by the sufferings and joys of my community, and I share in the rich experiences of life. Altruism, though, is not, as some claim, selflessness; it is the shared self. Bound by the propinquity of common experience and the potential of fulfillment through common success, those who lean towards altruism are leaning away from egoism, not selfishness.

Due to my belief in the potential of the human mind to distinguish between subtleties and discern the distinctions between the most ambiguous of topics, I find myself in an orientation of principle rather than dogma, thoughtful behavior rather than strict code, the spirit of the law rather than the letter. I am therefore a conscientious objector to war, an advocate against the meat industry, and a regular protestor of acts of willful ignorance. I make my own decisions, sometimes contradicting those of authority, not for the sake of rebelliousness, but in attempt to fulfill my personal ethical imperatives.

As the most influential generation so far, and the most unprepared generation so far, the youth of today face a heavy task, which will require great leaders. It is not the responsibility of the old guard to create or to select those leaders, necessarily, but instead to assure the presence of well-informed, conscientious individuals, who will then take the role of fostering leadership among their peers. I'm already fairly conscientious, and I like to think I may even be becoming more so. Now all I need is to replace my factual ignorance with some semblance of information. I hope to help to lay the foundation for the success of my generation and all those to follow.


Yeah we all bullchited a little on our application essays but good god that is hard to read

[Enzant]

spent the night going through this guys channel. have my suspicions he's a troll from a few vids but good watching regardless





final part



cliffs: lonely guy pretends to be buying a house so he can chat up estate agent.

LMAO just stumbled upon another video where he keeps stalking her



Not sure if I wanna watch!

[VodkaFlockaBrah]

this kid is great

MFW I saw this post.

I knew of this kid and cringed at him before I even heard of the Misc. Do you solve Rubik's Cubes, brah? He came on to the cube scene when I started lifting and quit cubing.

Strong ******* of peace, pretty sure he's asexual



His video was a response to this. HNNNNGGGGG I'd berry her so hard

[AlwaysBeShepard]

This is err... umm.. wot

[KingSSaid]

This is err... umm.. wot

mirin arm length

[punker2012]

LMAO just stumbled upon another video where he keeps stalking her



Not sure if I wanna watch!

I didnt know there was a part 4 lol

[N1a11]

[Ace Thedics]

So. Phucked. Up.

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[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/6rim3q.png[/IM]

Guy has obvious mental issues.

[That70sShowDude]

this kid is great

I demand mod explanation. I made a thread just about a week ago on the original video he's talking about and it was deleted in 5 minutes. lol

[StrongScience62]

I demand mod explanation. I made a thread just about a week ago on the original video he's talking about and it was deleted in 5 minutes. lol

maybe cuz its a flagged video thanks to this kid? idk man.

[CheekyBanana]

Your jimmies arent prepared for this


oh lawd

[SirMazing]

Your jimmies arent prepared for this


oh lawd

[DirtyDutch]

LMAO just stumbled upon another video where he keeps stalking her



Not sure if I wanna watch!

Dude looks exactly like the actor playing the child molester/killer in the movie 'the lovely bones'. Even has his mannerisms.

[DUKENUK3M]

[bemine]

hodor

[sabb3r]

this kid is great

"I was homeschooled and I'm thankful to my parents..."

****ing no wonder the kid turned out so ****ing weird, will probably never have a girlfriend (or if he does get one she'll be a homeschooled girl) and then the kid they produce will be even more ****ed up and unable to fit into normal society.

My jimmies are on ****ing overdrive at both of his videos

[Jesselorenzo]

I'm an athiest but this made me cringe lmao. I'd rather open a bible then browse /pol on reddit lol.
Crazy neckbeard

[KingSSaid]

I'm an athiest but this made me cringe lmao. I'd rather open a bible then browse /pol on reddit lol.
Crazy neckbeard

LMAO talks about survival of the fittest,.....probally would take him all day to run a mile. If it was actually survival of the fittest he would of been dead a long time ago.