cliffs: Delusional stalker doesn't realise he's a stalker
lold hard at this. Well, I sent it. (´・ω・`)
Normally I’m very prudent, but today, with all of your encouragement, I’ve confessed.
If Denko and I start dating, I hope we can read this thread and laugh about it together… (´・ω・`)
Also, since I wanted to increase my chances, I added that no matter what happens, I won’t give up on her.
Its not just a cringe thread.... its a truly epic story.... so many plot twists man.... I had to step away from my computer after he said a-ko was jealous and that he was starting to like her..... so many lols....
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cliffs: Delusional stalker doesn't realise he's a stalker
mfw
EDIT: Holy scheisse, the more I scroll down the more I feel actual physical pain. How can someone be so oblivious! This cannot possibly be real life! Inconceivable!
EDIT 2: Read the whole damn thing. I am not sure if I be leaf in life/god/the universe anymore. Mind = fukkt
Last edited by aristopF; 12-25-2012 at 12:53 AM.
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Its important to have fun in life of course, but when you're out there partying, horsing around, someone out there is working hard, someone is getting smarter, and someone is winning, just remember that. - Arnold
Remember what happened in the US in 2008 when the financial system collapsed? Well that was due to housing debt (mainly). Student loan debt in America today surpasses credit card debt. Think about that for a second... We are about to have another collapse within 10 years when all these jackasses who take out 100k to get a degree in Music/Feminine Studies/Political Science/etc realize they can't get a job and will default on all their loans. Pepper thine angus for a recession like you've never seen before. Unfortunately, what happens with the US banking system deeply affects what happens with the UK system as well.
the ****ing worst part is that the banks just sold all the loans on the secondary market, made money their money off of it, then everyone defaulted, brb gov't here to save the day here is all your money back banks, **** these people who bought houses
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