So far, all I can say is that california sucks and I'm never coming back here

[DoitAthletic]

So first off, let me start by saying that i just graduated HS in 2012, and I'm a big white dude that moved here from Wauwatosa, Wisconsin to play football at a JC so i can get looks from universities to play at the next level. Which I guess was mistake number 1 because I had been accepted to 4 universities, and feel like I'm just wasting my time because this whole JC thing is stupid and a joke. I probably should've just gone to UW-Madison for general admissions, I'm probably gonna do that at semester. But that's a whole different story.

So far my experience in california has been awful, other than maybe that one night some teammates and me went to Chico. Yeah, there are some extremely hot girls here but all of them are 1) taken, and have been for a really long time 2) married by age 20 3) Really prude bitches that aren't interested in anything to do with the other gender 4) Ridiculously into black guys, and are passed around hoes. Seriously, wtf is everyone's obsession with black people around here? I guess because this area literally has no black people whatsoever in it, every time someone sees one they are amazed. I have never seen such a thing as ridiculous as this. Everyone around here seems to be some punkass pothead wigger with no balls. Seriously, it's like everyone traded in their sh8t for a vagina. the police around here is fukking stupid too, I guess they just want everyone to ride bikes and never have anything but "nice" things to say. It is outrageously overpriced to live around here, the housing costs are damn near 4 times what it costs to live in Wisconsin, for no reason at all, it's not better than Wisconsin. Every good and service costs at least twice as much as it does anywhere else I've been as well. And for what? This BS? Everyone says "oh the weather out here is nice", which doesn't make sense to me. 90 degrees in October is nice? And when it gets below 60 degrees everyone is freezing cold, which is a joke. Cold is 5 degrees and 2 feet of snow on the ground, grow some balls *******s. i'm literally sweating my balls off all day long, this weather is not "nice", or "good", or any other ****gy sh*t you wanna call it. Ain't sh*t to do around here and when there is the cops are all over it. I guess if you're a big old white dude who has balls this place just isn't for you, but if you're a drugged up stoned wigger who likes to overpay for sh*t, it's perfect. Why anyone would do this to themselves is beyond me. And if anyone was wondering, i live in santa Rosa.

[DoitAthletic]

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[NickNPS]

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Hi my name is nick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.

[shrugaton]

tl;dr

but yeah, ca is overrated. looking to get out asap.

[Taktical]

in b4 "Did not read lol"
in b4 "cliffs *******"

[Badger505]

I live in vancouver op and seeing a black person is very rare here. I'm thinking of moving down there though mostly for the weather and the crazy people who are more my kind.

[volleys]

Cliffs: thinly veiled broadcaster envy thread

[MarauderBB]

Complains about black people.
Complains there are too few black people (comes from wisconsin)
Complains about nice places being expensive.
Complains about people being too nice.
Complains that the weather isn't that great (comes from wisconsin).

Wants to move back to WISCONSIN.
****ing l-o-l. There's a reason Wisconsin is dirt cheap.
Only the mentally retarded and cows live in Wisconsin by choice.

[VICTORV1990]

From Cali.....Moved to NC.....Moving Back to Cali Soon

[Wyzz]

[TheRealBredcrum]

Yo California's where all the fudgepackers go right? Why would you wanna go there? All the babes are here with me in Saucyville.

[jumpman18]

Hi my name is nick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.

not sure if srs, but if you are srs I would wreck you in real life bro. srs. midwest brah for life

[rhadam]

So first off, let me start by saying that i just graduated HS in 2012, and I'm a big white dude that moved here from Wauwatosa, Wisconsin to play football at a JC so i can get looks from universities to play at the next level. Which I guess was mistake number 1 because I had been accepted to 4 universities, and feel like I'm just wasting my time because this whole JC thing is stupid and a joke. I probably should've just gone to UW-Madison for general admissions, I'm probably gonna do that at semester. But that's a whole different story.

So far my experience in california has been awful, other than maybe that one night some teammates and me went to Chico. Yeah, there are some extremely hot girls here but all of them are 1) taken, and have been for a really long time 2) married by age 20 3) Really prude bitches that aren't interested in anything to do with the other gender 4) Ridiculously into black guys, and are passed around hoes. Seriously, wtf is everyone's obsession with black people around here? I guess because this area literally has no black people whatsoever in it, every time someone sees one they are amazed. I have never seen such a thing as ridiculous as this. Everyone around here seems to be some punkass pothead wigger with no balls. Seriously, it's like everyone traded in their sh8t for a vagina. the police around here is fukking stupid too, I guess they just want everyone to ride bikes and never have anything but "nice" things to say. It is outrageously overpriced to live around here, the housing costs are damn near 4 times what it costs to live in Wisconsin, for no reason at all, it's not better than Wisconsin. Every good and service costs at least twice as much as it does anywhere else I've been as well. And for what? This BS? Everyone says "oh the weather out here is nice", which doesn't make sense to me. 90 degrees in October is nice? And when it gets below 60 degrees everyone is freezing cold, which is a joke. Cold is 5 degrees and 2 feet of snow on the ground, grow some balls *******s. i'm literally sweating my balls off all day long, this weather is not "nice", or "good", or any other ****gy sh*t you wanna call it. Ain't sh*t to do around here and when there is the cops are all over it. I guess if you're a big old white dude who has balls this place just isn't for you, but if you're a drugged up stoned wigger who likes to overpay for sh*t, it's perfect. Why anyone would do this to themselves is beyond me. And if anyone was wondering, i live in santa Rosa.

I live in Chico. I bartend here at one of the cooler bars (for sloots and drunk fun) and i can definitely say that Chico is pretty awesome if you're not a *******. You're obviously a *******.

[DoitAthletic]

I live in vancouver op and seeing a black person is very rare here. I'm thinking of moving down there though mostly for the weather and the crazy people who are more my kind.

I most parts of wisconsin there are hardly any. When you go to Milwaukee or kenosha or madison or even Racine, there are a ton. In no part of Wisconsin, or any of the midwest that i have been for that matter, are there this many girls with jungle fever. Most of every girl here is way into black guys, it's pathetic. they're humans just like any other race, no better than anyone at anything.

[Relate]

riveting tale chap

[DoitAthletic]

I live in Chico. I bartend here at one of the cooler bars (for sloots and drunk fun) and i can definitely say that Chico is pretty awesome if you're not a *******. You're obviously a *******.

I just said chico was fukkin cool, only place i've gotten laid here. But it's not even like a real city. So obviously, you're a dumb ******* for not being able to read.

[fmylife4real]

LOL @ being pissed at one small area of California. There's a lot more to California than where you're at kid.

[iliveintn]

Hi i'm OP and I judge an entire GIGANTIC state by my experience in two cities. Ask me anything.

[rhadam]

I just said chico was fukkin cool, only place i've gotten laid here. But it's not even like a real city. So obviously, you're a dumb ******* for not being able to read.

lol wut? I stopped reading after your wall of text bashing chico. Not my fault you can't use paragraphs or syntax in general. So obviously it's good you went to a JC since you're fuking retarded.

[DoitAthletic]

Complains about black people.
Complains there are too few black people (comes from wisconsin)
Complains about nice places being expensive.
Complains about people being too nice.
Complains that the weather isn't that great (comes from wisconsin).

Wants to move back to WISCONSIN.
****ing l-o-l. There's a reason Wisconsin is dirt cheap.
Only the mentally retarded and cows live in Wisconsin by choice.

You're an idiot if you think no black people live in wisconsin, Milwaukee was one of the places slaves went on trains to after being freed (Detroit, chicago, etc.). And it's fine, pay outrageously for your bullsh*t while your life withers away with nothing to do. There seriously isn't sh*t to do out here if you're not Dennis Rodman.

[bobjohnson]

things are a little different outside of the boring ass midwest. You should have expected this bra

(small town Iowa/Minnesota/Wisconsin area brah)

[KidDynamite]

bro if you're 6'3" and can't get chicks it isn't because of the chicks or black dudes. You're either ugly or just suck.

[ign_fan_4life]

Yeah, a white guy definitely can't catch a break in California.

[Mudshovel]

negged for being an idiot

[winterwind_23]

OP, you sound like a fcking desperate idiot. Get over yourself.

[DoitAthletic]

lol wut? I stopped reading after your wall of text bashing chico. Not my fault you can't use paragraphs or syntax in general. So obviously it's good you went to a JC since you're fuking retarded.

See? this is exactly what i'm talking about. Dumb *******s who don't know chit about life talk sh*t on the internet about someone they don't even know. you couldn't even read the first fukking sentence of the paragraph describing why i don't like it. Have fun paying your outrageous housing prices, taxes, etc. for a place that sucks balls. All the bro's must really be mirin your physique, because that's obviously who you lift for.

[SuburbanYouth]

I most parts of wisconsin there are hardly any. When you go to Milwaukee or kenosha or madison or even Racine, there are a ton. In no part of Wisconsin, or any of the midwest that i have been for that matter, are there this many girls with jungle fever. Most of every girl here is way into black guys, it's pathetic. they're humans just like any other race, no better than anyone at anything.

Black brah checking in


brb moving to Chico, California

[JohnnyCage12]

Strong angry rant enjoyed reading thanks op

[joey628]

negged for being a *******

negged for hate on cali

negged for no cliffs

negged for tl dr

u mad?

[fressssh]