Fitty's Angling Ramble 7.0

[lhprop1]

So the first class last night was a little lame... It was basically like if they taught an advanced form of High School Health class.

So they taught you how to make babies?

Show them your wife's belly and you get an automatic A.

[HairyScandinavian]

You know how I know you're a commie?

Go to the store and buy a small tub of pickled herring and tell me you don't like it.



Hey Hairy, take a look at your screen name. Try some pickled fish. You'll like it. It's in your DNA.

I like kipper snacks (peppered)!

I can't find any pickled fish down here, I'd have to DIY.

[Nainoa]

You know how I know you're a commie?

Go to the store and buy a small tub of pickled herring and tell me you don't like it.

That and I hear the first time he watched Rocky IV he cheered for Ivan Drago!

[HairyScandinavian]

That and I hear the first time he watched Rocky IV he cheered for Ivan Drago!

When he punched that pressure plate everyone thought it was over for old Rocky.

[Nainoa]

So they taught you how to make babies?

Show them your wife's belly and you get an automatic A.

Yeah this last session was basically worthless... But future stuff sounds helpful... Like a tour of the hospital maternity ward etc... And then questions about how to tell if it's preterm labor, false labor all of that. And a slew of all my wife's other medical questions.

Plus a session where we get to meet the pediatricians on staff to kind of pick the one that fits us best.

It's not a total waste of time... It's just you could do all this in 6 hours instead of 12.

[Procta]

pickled fish?.....not round these parts

only pickled eggs and hog toes

[Nainoa]

When he punched that pressure plate everyone thought it was over for old Rocky.

It's never over for Rocky... Hence why he made a 6th movie, while Ivan Drago was stuck pimping Ukrainian hookers in the back alleys of Novosibirsk!

[Procta]

so a big local headline lately is some great white sharks are off the coast of Jacksonville, FL
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/l...storyid=291061


so the released this link in one of the stories
http://sharks-ocearch.verite.com/


I think its time to get my "big game" fish hunt on and make some scientist mad

[Nainoa]

so a big local headline lately is some great white sharks are off the coast of Jacksonville, FL
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/l...storyid=291061


so the released this link in one of the stories
http://sharks-ocearch.verite.com/


I think its time to get my "big game" fish hunt on and make some scientist mad

Everywhere I've ever been that had sharks capable of hurting you they always said "Don't go in the water an hour before and after sunrise and sunset."

Because that's when they are most likely to come into the surf zone looking for prey.

So I think if you combine that piece of folk wisdom and get some noodling tips from 44 hunter (Strong Bucket of chicken needed for Great Whites) and I think one way or another with some persistence, you'll end up on the local TV news!

[HairyScandinavian]

so a big local headline lately is some great white sharks are off the coast of Jacksonville, FL
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/l...storyid=291061


so the released this link in one of the stories
http://sharks-ocearch.verite.com/


I think its time to get my "big game" fish hunt on and make some scientist mad

lol that ****er went right up to the beach front too, looks like he was up in the breakers of your last sandbar.

We get them every once in a while in the Gulf, usually adolescent sized (dumbass teenagers get lost lol) and of course they're not known to like to hang out in the Gulf so it's usually a big deal. I think they're in there more than we realize.

[Hartski]

so a big local headline lately is some great white sharks are off the coast of Jacksonville, FL
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/l...storyid=291061


so the released this link in one of the stories
http://sharks-ocearch.verite.com/


I think its time to get my "big game" fish hunt on and make some scientist mad

Damn, a 14 and 16 footer? Those aren't small! And when you go after them, use the Uncle Jimbo Defense-"They're coming right for us!"

[HairyScandinavian]

Illegal to fish for them, but if you happen to catch one while fishing for a Tiger shark you should be good to go.

[Nainoa]

Illegal to fish for them, but if you happen to catch one while fishing for a Tiger shark you should be good to go.

Pffft... If I was Procta, I'd use the 44hunter approach... Scrub yourself down with 7 piece of an 8 piece bucket of KFC, like you were scrubbing yourself down with a bar of Irish Spring... Then wait till sunset and wander out into the surf holding a drumstick at arms length and whistling suggestively.

When the great white lunges out of the water for the chicken just quick step to the side and then hook a finger into it's gill and drag it to shore.

[Procta]

accidents happen all the time


"no officer I normally troll with a large male hog carcass"

[Nainoa]

accidents happen all the time


"no officer I normally troll with a large male hog carcass"

Trolling with it is better than some of the other unsound things I imagine you've done with it in the past!

:nohomo:

[Procta]

Pffft... If I was Procta, I'd use the 44hunter approach... Scrub yourself down with 7 piece of an 8 piece bucket of KFC, like you were scrubbing yourself down with a bar of Irish Spring... Then wait till sunset and wander out into the surf holding a drumstick at arms length and whistling suggestively.

When the great white lunges out of the water for the chicken just quick step to the side and then hook a finger into it's gill and drag it to shore.

you know I do like this idea....

Trolling with it is better than some of the other unsound things I imagine you've done with it in the past!

:nohomo:

so there may or may not be skeleton in my closet (no homo tag applied)

[HairyScandinavian]

Is it no homo or no beastiality in this case?

edit: I know I spelled that wrong, but I've never had to spell it before LOL.

[Nainoa]

Is it no homo or no beastiality in this case?

edit: I know I spelled that wrong, but I've never had to spell it before LOL.

I suppose one can do a thing and not know how to spell it!
:P

And actually I'm having a "Bad Spelling Day" myself.

[Procta]

Is it no homo or no beastiality in this case?

edit: I know I spelled that wrong, but I've never had to spell it before LOL.

so you are saying you let the search engine correct the spelling for you?



Hows the dog doing?

[Nainoa]

you know I do like this idea....

Well it is the Alpha thing to do!

My buddy once set up camp grouse hunting... Put his tent back in the woods after sunset on opener.

He woke up the next morning wondering why there were all these old cupcakes in a shallow pit right behind his tent.

Turns out he put his tent right on top of some other guy's bear baiting station!

He spent the rest of the weekend yelling "Bear" every time something rustled the bushes or a shadow looked wrong.

[HairyScandinavian]

so you are saying you let the search engine correct the spelling for you?



Hows the dog doing?

Google autocomplete FTW!

Which one? The first one is still dead. The second, we haven't noticed any further seizures or anything. I'm so hoping that's just an isolated incident.

[HairyScandinavian]

Pffft... If I was Procta, I'd use the 44hunter approach... Scrub yourself down with 7 piece of an 8 piece bucket of KFC, like you were scrubbing yourself down with a bar of Irish Spring... Then wait till sunset and wander out into the surf holding a drumstick at arms length and whistling suggestively.

When the great white lunges out of the water for the chicken just quick step to the side and then hook a finger into it's gill and drag it to shore.

This older guy I knew told me a story about his shark fishing days. They used to use whole chickens from the grocery store. One night he was out drinking, got plastered and struck out at the bar while his buddy had better results. He left alone and decided he would go fishing. At some point late into the night he ended up on the beach, swimming a rigged up whole chicken out over the 3rd sandbar. This was back in the day before kayaks and such, they either used a surf board or just swam it and he didn't have a surf board with him. He had a set of aluminum rod holders mounted to his toolbox mounted to the bed of his truck. After swimming back in he went to tighten the drag on his rod and discovered it missing, and discovered his rod holder bent down and mutilated. He said the force of whatever it was had to be incredible to bend those holders down the way they were mounted on the truck. He also said he never swam a bait out in the dark again. LOL

[Nainoa]

This older guy I knew told me a story about his shark fishing days. They used to use whole chickens from the grocery store. One night he was out drinking, got plastered and struck out at the bar while his buddy had better results. He left alone and decided he would go fishing. At some point late into the night he ended up on the beach, swimming a rigged up whole chicken out over the 3rd sandbar. This was back in the day before kayaks and such, they either used a surf board or just swam it and he didn't have a surf board with him. He had a set of aluminum rod holders mounted to his toolbox mounted to the bed of his truck. After swimming back in he went to tighten the drag on his rod and discovered it missing, and discovered his rod holder bent down and mutilated. He said the force of whatever it was had to be incredible to bend those holders down the way they were mounted on the truck. He also said he never swam a bait out in the dark again. LOL

Aquatic Chupacabra?

Or Aquacabra?

[44hunter]

Pffft... If I was Procta, I'd use the 44hunter approach... Scrub yourself down with 7 piece of an 8 piece bucket of KFC, like you were scrubbing yourself down with a bar of Irish Spring... Then wait till sunset and wander out into the surf holding a drumstick at arms length and whistling suggestively.

When the great white lunges out of the water for the chicken just quick step to the side and then hook a finger into it's gill and drag it to shore.

I could see shark noodling catching on..

Just need some chainmaille gloves and you'd be set.

[44hunter]

Ok guys.. Jace, Willie, and Si are gonna be in Durant in Feb. Wife wants to go see em and Im not one to object!

What should I ask em? Should I try my best to creep them out and show them who the true rednecks are?

[Nainoa]

Ok guys.. Jace, Willie, and Si are gonna be in Durant in Feb. Wife wants to go see em and Im not one to object!

What should I ask em? Should I try my best to creep them out and show them who the true rednecks are?

When and Why did they start growing the beards? Did one of them go from Clean Shaven to full beard and the rest followed suit... OR did they just all decide to grow out their beards at the same time.

Clearly in the show we see pictures of them 10-12-15 or whatever years ago without beards. Now they have them... Their must be a back story!

[Nainoa]

I could see shark noodling catching on..

Just need some chainmaille gloves and you'd be set.

Whatever... I handle Pike without gloves.

I used to have an armored kevlar handling glove, but it actually kind of got in the way because of how it limited my dexterity.

[Procta]

ask them for a lock of beard hair as a keepsake

[44hunter]

When and Why did they start growing the beards? Did one of them go from Clean Shaven to full beard and the rest followed suit... OR did they just all decide to grow out their beards at the same time.

Clearly in the show we see pictures of them 10-12-15 or whatever years ago without beards. Now they have them... Their must be a back story!

I actually think Phil started it. My wife read the book that Willie wrote and it says something to the extent that you have to have a beard to work for em. And Phil is always preaching about how men can grow facial hair for a reason.

ask them for a lock of beard hair as a keepsake

Or should I take a lock of beard hair for a keepsake..

[Nainoa]

Or should I take a lock of beard hair for a keepsake..

I wouldn't try it... I'm sure Si would kill you with his Volkswagon Death Grip!