Got PUNCHED and kicked OUT of a house party last night (PICS) (CLIFFS)

[iamlouis]

Hi lads.

I've spent the last few days in Leeds England hitting up my boys who go to Uni there. For the record I do spend a lot of time travelling up and down England visiting my boys who live here, there and everywhere since univeristy has hit.

Got invited to some *******s house party. It was a sports team event so all the people attending were part of some kind of sport society. I get there with 3 mates at about 11:30pm. House was rammed and the music was banging out pretty loud. Neighbours raged a few times so they had to turn it down.

1 hour later and I've already finished my bottle of vodka. As its a party there were drinks lying around. Saw this cokctail pitcher on the table so I thought I'd have a cheeky bit:



Some girl runs up as I'm about to pour the drink screaming "That's mine. That's mine. That's my drinks what ya doing?". I apologised and said "Don't worry I'll put it back". She insisted I have some though. She said "Do you want the sex on the beach cocktail or the blue one?". Trying to be aplha I said "Well I'll have sex on the beach, and I aint talking about drinks here". She bert stared and said "I have a boyfriend. He plays rugby". Not phased I said "Cool story sister". Not a good move she stormed off and I was just stood there. Picture her (would not smash):



As time passed I was dancing my tight glutes off and actually having a pretty good time. I went upstairs to use the toilet and that girl is on the landing kissing her BF and she had her hand down dem pants. I said "Excuse me" to squeeze past them to get to the bathroom and the bloke said "No excuse you!". Confused i just kept walking to the bathroom. When I was in there unleashing my p1ss with the force of 1000 sexually frustrated midgets I hear a LOUD bang on the door and the guy shouting "Oi stop taking a dump you filthy piglet". He then turned the light switch off. Here is a photo as evidence. Before you wonder the pen was already in there. Did it whilst I was peeing.



I managed to find the door and opened it. There was about 10 blokes all laughing. As I'm walking past them one of the guys shouts "U WOT M8? WHAT IS THAT? WHY DID YOU DAMAGE HIS BATHROOM". They're all getting violent as this point. I'm already disliked because of what I said to the blokes girlfriend, now the writing on the wall. Every man in the party is against me and at that point i had lost my mates.

As I'm walking down the stairs dude sucker punches me in the ear. I stumble forward and smash into the front door and just leave. The door slammed shut and I was just left outside. Also left my jacket in there sow as banging and kicking the door but no one answered. Tried calling him out by shouting through the letter box but the neighbout came out and told me to stfu. Picture of the bloke:



INb4 you're a ******* for letting him hit you. But please note I was yucky and he also had 10 of his boys by his side. I wanted to square up to him once outside trust me.

- Turn up to house party
- Finish vodka
- Steal drink
- Girl gets funny as it's her drink
- Lets me have her drink
- Rustle her jimmies on accident
- Party and dance my glutes off
- Go to the toilet
- Bump into the girls boyfriend
- He tries trolling me
- Get hounded out
- Get sucker punched
- Leave party

[eeokin]

ur****m8

[iamlouis]

ur****m8

Phuck you m8.

[JohnnyDrama1]

i appreciate the effort you took to take pictures of everyone involved in this cool story

[sourcecode123]

wot

[ExcuseMyAbs]

provided a few lolz... little skeptical though

Leeds brah checking in... where was this house party?

Would like to confirm for fellow miscers.

[Statticbrah]

.... Wot

[Cockslammington]

that's what you get for vandalising somebodies house who have been nice enough to let you in. what did you expect brah?

typical miscer being at a party and thinking about the posts hes gonna make on the internet later

[ImPrettyGood]

This happened, I can confirm I was door. OP was banging me for quite a while till he was told to go away.

[mingzie]

cool story sister

[white_pele]

such is life in England

[Adamyo]

lmao i think i know that *******. where abouts in leeds?

[*DH*]

He looks like a bitch.

[iamlouis]

provided a few lolz... little skeptical though

Leeds brah checking in... where was this house party?

Would like to confirm for fellow miscers.

Moortown mate.

[ShadowBarkley]

[Travis99]

That's funny because....

I've spent the last few days in Leeds England hitting up my boys who go to Uni there. For the record I do spend a lot of time travelling up and down England visiting my boys who live here, there and everywhere since univeristy has hit.

Got invited to some *******s house party. It was a sports team event so all the people attending were part of some kind of sport society. I get there with 3 mates at about 11:30pm. House was rammed and the music was banging out pretty loud. Neighbours raged a few times so they had to turn it down.

1 hour later and I've already finished my bottle of vodka. As its a party there were drinks lying around. Saw this cokctail pitcher on the table so I thought I'd have a cheeky bit:



Some girl runs up as I'm about to pour the drink screaming "That's mine. That's mine. That's my drinks what ya doing?". I apologised and said "Don't worry I'll put it back". She insisted I have some though. She said "Do you want the sex on the beach cocktail or the blue one?". Trying to be aplha I said "Well I'll have sex on the beach, and I aint talking about drinks here". She bert stared and said "I have a boyfriend. He plays rugby". Not phased I said "Cool story sister". Not a good move she stormed off and I was just stood there. Picture her (would not smash):



As time passed I was dancing my tight glutes off and actually having a pretty good time. I went upstairs to use the toilet and that girl is on the landing kissing her BF and she had her hand down dem pants. I said "Excuse me" to squeeze past them to get to the bathroom and the bloke said "No excuse you!". Confused i just kept walking to the bathroom. When I was in there unleashing my p1ss with the force of 1000 sexually frustrated midgets I hear a LOUD bang on the door and the guy shouting "Oi stop taking a dump you filthy piglet". He then turned the light switch off. Here is a photo as evidence. Before you wonder the pen was already in there. Did it whilst I was peeing.



I managed to find the door and opened it. There was about 10 blokes all laughing. As I'm walking past them one of the guys shouts "U WOT M8? WHAT IS THAT? WHY DID YOU DAMAGE HIS BATHROOM". They're all getting violent as this point. I'm already disliked because of what I said to the blokes girlfriend, now the writing on the wall. Every man in the party is against me and at that point i had lost my mates.

As I'm walking down the stairs dude sucker punches me in the ear. I stumble forward and smash into the front door and just leave. The door slammed shut and I was just left outside. Also left my jacket in there sow as banging and kicking the door but no one answered. Tried calling him out by shouting through the letter box but the neighbout came out and told me to stfu. Picture of the bloke:



INb4 you're a ******* for letting him hit you. But please note I was yucky and he also had 10 of his boys by his side. I wanted to square up to him once outside trust me.

- Turn up to house party
- Finish vodka
- Steal drink
- Girl gets funny as it's her drink
- Lets me have her drink
- Rustle her jimmies on accident
- Party and dance my glutes off
- Go to the toilet
- Bump into the girls boyfriend
- He tries trolling me
- Get hounded out
- Get sucker punched
- Leave party



Crazy man

[iamlouis]

lmao i think i know that *******. where abouts in leeds?

Party was in Moortown Leeds. My mate said he is a ******* all the time.

[Meliih]

Cool story bro.

[iaemt]

u lost ur coat m8

[SPARTAAAAA]

i had one or two of those nights before OP if true. you handled it pretty well.

[mingzie]

this kinda sounds like superbad lol

[roadtrippin]

don't act stupid at a party and it won't happen. i used to kick "bros" out of my fraternity house all the time. only times i let GDIs in was if they were with 5+ bitches.


nomsayin

[iamlouis]

i had one or two of those nights before OP if true. you handled it pretty well.

Lol its true bro - thanks mate.

[Agentdark45]

lol'd hard

[iamlouis]

don't act stupid at a party and it won't happen. i used to kick "bros" out of my fraternity house all the time. only times i let GDIs in was if they were with 5+ bitches.


nomsayin

Yeah but would you sucker punch a gent as he walked down the stairs?

[yage]

that bloke genuinely looks like a pig.

[SPARTAAAAA]

Lol its true bro - thanks mate.

lol yeah. one house party i was hammered and decided to cup a girls teddies (no rapist) who was passed out. friend squawk's like a parrot "u wot m8?" i get a angry mob after me have to leave out a little window in the bathroom and run home.

another time i went way out of my way to try smash a 16 year old i was like 25-26 but looked young. anyway i minded her phone. (had the same) got wasted. at the end i handed it back b4 leaving. that somehow translates to. "you tried to steal it but realized you couldn't" lolwut.
anyway i was encircled by children and had a broken bottle. was like that scene where Russel Crowe is released in the arena in gladiator. i managed to get away intimidation and agility though. missed my train had to wait like 3 hours. was so wasted i thought there would be no more trains. ever. & realised i left my coat there. i liked that coat.

[Swaggahh]

LOL I love your threads stlouis

'trying to be alpha' lmfao

[roadtrippin]

Yeah but would you sucker punch a gent as he walked down the stairs?

no, i wouldn't. but if he was causing problems i'd ask him (politely of course) to leave. if he didn't leave, then i'd get violent. dealwithit.gif

[platinumpike]

i say you handled it ok.
i always just fought and it always ends in people screeming at you afterwards and you having to explain the stupid story to everyone a 1000 times.