Worst Thing A Cop Has Done To You, I was speeding and got caught

[Mogambo]

Took a sip of a friends beer and wrote me up for underage drinking.. he was an 'undercover' cop lol.. such a degenerate

an undercover cop once made me dump out my beer at a festival cause I was underage. so pointless.

[rippedandforty]

took a bottle of about 20 viagras from my vehicle

[ibanez0720]

Cops are really starting to piss me off; 2 tickets this week one for going 53 in a 50 and another for going 49 in a 45. Are cops this strict anywhere else or only in Maryland?

inb4 why don't you go the speed limit

inb4 3rd ticket this week

Got a ticket for going 3 miles over the speed limit as well last summer in Ohio....I know your feel.

[squatsbrah]

from 28 seconds
-car chase
-man ejected from car
-unconscious/dead laying on the ground
-gets beat up by cops
-40sec cop punches him 10 times in the head

[nick1993]

Local PD or highway traffic nazis?

Highway traffic they try to hide in the woods and just try to **** people over

[DCutch]

Had some serious issues with professionalism when I had to call the cops when I was in HS, I had a friend who was from an extremely abusive background, his dad beat the **** out of him til he was covered head to toe in blood. I've known this guy since I was in kindergarten, not a mean bone in his body. The cops were goofing around talking about sports, sunglasses and other really pointless **** all the while I'm trying to explain the situation to them. I mean come on, act at least somewhat professional.

Best cop encounter was when I was a junior in high school. We've got property in a gated community a bit north from where I live, real expensive homes, no street lights so you could see the stars, just a real relaxing place. Anyways I was on a date with this chick and we decided we'd head up there to relax and talk. We're there for 45 minutes maybe and then a cop car rolls and blinds us with their light. We were sitting in the back of my pickup truck and the police officer who was some really nice gal gets out and the first thing she says to us is "Oh thank God, you're not naked!" And we were like "lolwut?" Then she explains to us one of the neighbors saw my truck parked out front the property and thought it was suspicious. I told her that my father owned the land, then she got real apologetic and kept saying "awww I ruined your guys' date!" and stuff like that. We lol'd and said it was fine. The girl I with was a sophomore and it was past curfew for her, but she said not to worry about it since she ruined our night. She was a funny police officer, real bubbly and goofy. Good memories...

[JimmyRustling]

fuark youre scaring me

MD brah checking in. gonna be on a 2.5 hour drive tomorrow through 95, 895, 97 and 50. you get any of those tickets on those highways?

[jumpman18]

me and my friends went to a very big park late at night we hoped the fences and we were just chilling, then we start to walk back to the car and we see a cop by the car looking around, and he is talking to on his radio and he says that he wants the K-9 unit sent in. so we decide to show our selfs and he calls of the k-9 unit and he gives us citations for trespassing that was 60$.

[nick1993]

Scratched my parked car with his bumper and immediately turned his lights on and sped off. Watched him do it. Was too far away to get any license plate #.

I lold

[gmenfan40]

The hate on cops is usually an over generalization from degenerates. Though I agree that a fraction are a$$holes, just as many, if not more are awesome and helpful people.

[Yank11]

brb break the law


Cop was an ******* and gave me a ticket.

[jumpman18]

get a motorcycle OP. problem solved.

thats fcking thug as fck lol. i hope to do somthing this baller some day..... srs

[Mogambo]

fuark youre scaring me

MD brah checking in. gonna be on a 2.5 hour drive tomorrow through 95, 895, 97 and 50. you get any of those tickets on those highways?

no thanks jimmy. awful commute.

[JimmyRustling]

no thanks jimmy. awful commute.

Baltimore, Annapolis, Bay Bridge traffic.. and then route 50 dont even get me started...

peppering my angus now

[nick1993]

fuark youre scaring me

MD brah checking in. gonna be on a 2.5 hour drive tomorrow through 95, 895, 97 and 50. you get any of those tickets on those highways?

Ha I 95? yep

[Sherman60]

Baltimore, Annapolis, Bay Bridge traffic.. and then route 50 dont even get me started...

peppering my angus now

CT Brah checking in. Drove from Bethesda to Severn Park on a Friday afternoon, never again. Took me 3 hours, and there were no accidents on any road I took. Unbelievable

[CinciBoy23]

the local k-9 cop scoped me out from a distance as I went into an apartment and bought some trees. When I pulled into the complex he wasn't there, but when I went to pull out he was sittin right behind this van waiting for me. Immediately pulls me over, says his reason is my trailer hitch ball is blocking my license plate (clearly not).I pulled into the police station/court lulz. He asked me what I bought, handed him a 15 sack I had just weighed out to pass on to my buddy. "This all you bought?, "ok" i'm gonna go ahead and search the truck now." So I say actually officer theres a scale and 2 more bags in the glovebox to be honest. He charges me with "drug abuse". Which is pretty much just simple possession here. The seargant (his wife lol) and 1 more cop come. End up giving me a ticket and a court date.

He actually showed up at court and told the judge I was a very cooperative, respectful, and honest young man.

Fcked me at first but helped me in the end and got the charge lowered to a disorderly conduct (wut?)

only after shelling out the cash for a lawyer though.

moral of the story, pay for a lawyer brahs.

[HamstringKing]

Baltimore, Annapolis, Bay Bridge traffic.. and then route 50 dont even get me started...

peppering my angus now

I've been there. It's hell. F*ck that place and the whole DC/Baltimore metro area.

[JimmyRustling]

I've been there. It's hell. F*ck that place and the whole DC/Baltimore metro area.

its ****ing awful. literally no one in MD knows how to go through a toll booth.

brb dont pay attention and roll up a lane where the booth is closed
brb cut someone off at the very last second
brb every other idiot follows thinking a new lane is open
brb soon 3 different lines of traffic going into one lane


brb hour later have moved 20 feet

[dweeegs]

fuark youre scaring me

MD brah checking in. gonna be on a 2.5 hour drive tomorrow through 95, 895, 97 and 50. you get any of those tickets on those highways?

fuark OP know that feel. I got a ticket on route 100 that I went to traffic school for and got the points taken away. They're everywhere and pounce at every chance man

[ejWU21]

Got a ticket for 46 in a 40 (yes technically speeding, but at the time i had never even heard of someone getting one for going less than 10 over)

Just 2 weeks ago, I was driving and a cop followed me for about 10 miles of highway, pulled next to me.....stared at me while driving for another 2-3 mins, then pulled me over. He comes to the car and goes "do you have weapons or drugs"

I was like lolwut (i was wearing a suit and tie, was not looking sketchy at all unless he thinks all black ppl are sketchy or something)

He then called backup and asked to search my car, to which i said no as there was no probable cause

He then got annoyed and wrote me tickets for all my "violations"
-improper lane usage (claims i made a lane change and turned on flicker after i started switching lanes)
-seatelt not on (i took it off right in front of him to get into my back pocket to get my wallet and he was like "no it was already off" lol)
-told me i was lucky to not get reckless driving for my lane change.......gtfo

Went to the court date......all of them dropped

[FistInYourFace]

I had just dropped a friend off at his house, when I got pulled over by a cop. He mentioned that he'd never seen me around the area before and that he thought I looked suspicious. Throughout the questioning process, he kept asking me why I was nervous. I told him I wasn't nervous, just irritated cause he kept asking the same questions over and over. He got mad and asks if he can search my car. I agree since I had nothing to hide. This jerk calls for back-up and makes me wait off to the side, while he and his partner resume their "search". They let me go after about 20 minutes or so. When I got back inside my car, the whole thing was trashed.

[cavymeister]

Cops are really starting to piss me off; 2 tickets this week one for going 53 in a 50 and another for going 49 in a 45. Are cops this strict anywhere else or only in Maryland?

inb4 why don't you go the speed limit

inb4 3rd ticket this week

Where at in MD? I'd like to know where to avoid.

[Ace Thedics]

Came into my home, disrespected my family.

[relyt305]

Lol when i first got my car i picked some friends up before school, on the way to school 2 cop cars blocked the road and pulled all 4 of us out of the car for no reason, 1 of my friends had a little weed, admitited it was all his but we all got taken to jail. srs

Another one of my friends recently lost his wallet and had rolling papers in it and they left a paper with a case # and information as if he had a charge for possession, and stapled his ID credit and debit card to it. They kept the wallet and $ in it i guess tho.

Cops are ****s, and now as the economy gets worse they will be giving tickets and taking to people to jail for anything. And at least in my state if you have a record especially an open case, they go out of there way to try and find some reason to take you in

[H1imhzq]

MD really?

i'm in Top part of virginia

and most poeple go 5-10 mph over limit
nothing happens

especially at 5mph

because at court (if you do get ticket)

your claim would be the speed checker thing has a (+, - ) uncertainty so you could have been going 40mph say you get pulled over for 45mph

[tts0lid]

There isn't even a fine unless you're more than 5 over in Florida...

[peglegsteve]

Cops are really starting to piss me off; 2 tickets this week one for going 53 in a 50 and another for going 49 in a 45. Are cops this strict anywhere else or only in Maryland?

I live in Balto Co, and have only gotten speeding tickets for 15+ over. What county were you in?

[GooBaaa]

Got a ticket for leaving a light too fast


punk ass cop wanted to tussle, but I placed my arm on the window showing off my huge 20inch pythons so he went back to car and drove off and mailed me my ticket

[brighamw]

Worst thing?

Well...

A cop let me merge in to his lane today during rush hour on my drive home when the car in front of him didn't let me...

****ing pigs!

They're out of control man!


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