Public Bathroom Rant

[thatonedude_808]

Am I the only one that f***ing flushes the toilet?

Wtf.

[TylerP4]

do you sit down to pee or something?

you dont need to flush a urinal

[samuel6]

Just pee and sht in the sink bro

[Stealth12]

do you sit down to pee or something?

you dont need to flush a urinal

Wot? notssureifsrs? He's talking about when you walk into a stall and see a log staring up at you.....

























































































































bert stare log..... 0_0

[thatonedude_808]

do you sit down to pee or something?

you dont need to flush a urinal

Urinal stall≠Toilet, sir.


I'm talking about when the urinal stalls are occupado and you enter a toilet stall.

[TylerP4]

hahaha then just piss and don't flush to make it even worse for the next person (srs)

[jdizzy21]

public stalls are ****in gross i dont know how people manage to get **** on the walls and floor

[shreddomorph]

if its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down. if you just threw up all over the toilet/ floor/ hallway to bathroom run like hell so you don't have to clean it up. (jk with that last part)

[shreddomorph]

OP i got a question for you. when you walk in a public bathroom with 2 urinals and 2 stalls there is no divider between the stalls. there is a guy in there using a urinal. do you bro out next to him or grab a stall?

[Getriporshiton]

Live on a floor full of dudes. OP, I know this feel. Have to walk in my bathroom with sandals and **** cause there is piss ALL over the floorr!!!! Also some doucher shaved in the shower, It clogged the drain, What a scum bag.

[RollTideNation]

LOL OMG that reminds me of this one time I was at the mall.

I know a lady that works for JCPenny in the hair salon, and she charges me the kid price for haircuts, so I go to her. One day like 4 or 5yrs ago, I went into the bathroom to piss after I got done with the haircut. I walked in and all the urinals were taken up so I looked at the toilets. First one was taken, second one was open along with the handicapped one. I, being a nice guy took the second stall and left the handicapped stall open in case someone in a wheelchair needed it. Anyways, I go in and shut the door. I look down at the toilet and saw something horrendous. Imagine a bean burrito exploding, and seeing the aftermath of it. Someone apparently needed to go very badly. There was turd ALL OVER the toilet. All in the bowl, on the floor, on the freaking seat! All over. Someone literally re-painted the thing. It was on the entire seat. The thing looked like a choc chip cookie. I can't stress it enough. **** was all over the seat. I gag and almost fainted. The door of the stall didn't open fast enough and I start gagging loudly. Some guy at a urinal finished and went to wash his hands. He must've seen me because he busted out laughing. I calmed down and went to the urinal and peed. As I am walking away, a man in a wheelchair enters the bathroom very quickly, and goes straight for the second stall. Completely ignores the fact that there is a handicapped stall. He snatches the door open, leaps out of the chair, and hops on the toilet. What followed was kind of like the sound of a mother hippo giving birth suspended over a pool. You could hear the splashes and it sounded like people doing cannonballs into a pool. I thought, "damn that's probably how my stall was ruined!". Then I looked over and noticed that the man was on that toilet.

I immediately left the restroom and went into the hallway. I have never laughed harder in my life. 100% true story.

[adubas]

Some men just want to watch the world burn

[Micooo]

LOL OMG that reminds me of this one time I was at the mall.

I know a lady that works for JCPenny in the hair salon, and she charges me the kid price for haircuts, so I go to her. One day like 4 or 5yrs ago, I went into the bathroom to piss after I got done with the haircut. I walked in and all the urinals were taken up so I looked at the toilets. First one was taken, second one was open along with the handicapped one. I, being a nice guy took the second stall and left the handicapped stall open in case someone in a wheelchair needed it. Anyways, I go in and shut the door. I look down at the toilet and saw something horrendous. Imagine a bean burrito exploding, and seeing the aftermath of it. Someone apparently needed to go very badly. There was turd ALL OVER the toilet. All in the bowl, on the floor, on the freaking seat! All over. Someone literally re-painted the thing. It was on the entire seat. The thing looked like a choc chip cookie. I can't stress it enough. **** was all over the seat. I gag and almost fainted. The door of the stall didn't open fast enough and I start gagging loudly. Some guy at a urinal finished and went to wash his hands. He must've seen me because he busted out laughing. I calmed down and went to the urinal and peed. As I am walking away, a man in a wheelchair enters the bathroom very quickly, and goes straight for the second stall. Completely ignores the fact that there is a handicapped stall. He snatches the door open, leaps out of the chair, and hops on the toilet. What followed was kind of like the sound of a mother hippo giving birth suspended over a pool. You could hear the splashes and it sounded like people doing cannonballs into a pool. I thought, "damn that's probably how my stall was ruined!". Then I looked over and noticed that the man was on that toilet.

I immediately left the restroom and went into the hallway. I have never laughed harder in my life. 100% true story.

Lol'd. But personally OP, I think it's gross man. I always flush. I hate it when the sht sits in there and the scent just marinades in the toilet.

[thatonedude_808]

OP i got a question for you. when you walk in a public bathroom with 2 urinals and 2 stalls there is no divider between the stalls. there is a guy in there using a urinal. do you bro out next to him or grab a stall?

Depends if I know him. If I know him, I bro out and compare. If I don't, I grab a stall (but I still compare by looking over the stall).

Live on a floor full of dudes. OP, I know this feel. Have to walk in my bathroom with sandals and **** cause there is piss ALL over the floorr!!!! Also some doucher shaved in the shower, It clogged the drain, What a scum bag.

Lololol. I've been to bathrooms like that and it sucks. The scent of pee sticks onto my shoes. Wtf.

LOL OMG that reminds me of this one time I was at the mall.

I know a lady that works for JCPenny in the hair salon, and she charges me the kid price for haircuts, so I go to her. One day like 4 or 5yrs ago, I went into the bathroom to piss after I got done with the haircut. I walked in and all the urinals were taken up so I looked at the toilets. First one was taken, second one was open along with the handicapped one. I, being a nice guy took the second stall and left the handicapped stall open in case someone in a wheelchair needed it. Anyways, I go in and shut the door. I look down at the toilet and saw something horrendous. Imagine a bean burrito exploding, and seeing the aftermath of it. Someone apparently needed to go very badly. There was turd ALL OVER the toilet. All in the bowl, on the floor, on the freaking seat! All over. Someone literally re-painted the thing. It was on the entire seat. The thing looked like a choc chip cookie. I can't stress it enough. **** was all over the seat. I gag and almost fainted. The door of the stall didn't open fast enough and I start gagging loudly. Some guy at a urinal finished and went to wash his hands. He must've seen me because he busted out laughing. I calmed down and went to the urinal and peed. As I am walking away, a man in a wheelchair enters the bathroom very quickly, and goes straight for the second stall. Completely ignores the fact that there is a handicapped stall. He snatches the door open, leaps out of the chair, and hops on the toilet. What followed was kind of like the sound of a mother hippo giving birth suspended over a pool. You could hear the splashes and it sounded like people doing cannonballs into a pool. I thought, "damn that's probably how my stall was ruined!". Then I looked over and noticed that the man was on that toilet.

I immediately left the restroom and went into the hallway. I have never laughed harder in my life. 100% true story.

Lmao. And the old man didn't give any kind of reaction whatsoever? I would hate to be a janitor.

Lol'd. But personally OP, I think it's gross man. I always flush. I hate it when the sht sits in there and the scent just marinades in the toilet.

Brah. I even courtesy flush sometimes.

[WhyareuG]

Do you go to KCC since your in the 808?

One of the bathrooms there today was fuarking deadly

[thatonedude_808]

Do you go to KCC since your in the 808?

One of the bathrooms there today was fuarking deadly

Nah bro. Most of my friends go there though. Community colleges are pretty bad in bathrooms if you ask me. It's funny because there are some bathrooms on campus that no one seems to know about and they look practically brand new opposed to others.

[WhyareuG]

Nah bro. Most of my friends go there though. Community colleges are pretty bad in bathrooms if you ask me. It's funny because there are some bathrooms on campus that no one seems to know about and they look practically brand new opposed to others.

Ah man there is 4 stalls all of them full of chit

[Nkukk]

Nah bro. Most of my friends go there though. Community colleges are pretty bad in bathrooms if you ask me. It's funny because there are some bathrooms on campus that no one seems to know about and they look practically brand new opposed to others.

Yes!! I have my own little secret bathroom at my community college downstairs at a learning center (shh don't tell anyone), It is like brand new + so clean!

[BradCathie]

-Went to bathroom yesterday after movie
-guy standing off the trough while pissing
-i piss in the toilet so I don't get a front row ticket to cocktown
-come out, piss on the floor where he was standing
-dirtiest khunt ever

[Jibbed]

whenever i go to poop at school theres already a log in the toilet even though the toilets flush automatically. buncha fukkin wizards or something

[BrownJesus]

if its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down. if you just threw up all over the toilet/ floor/ hallway to bathroom run like hell so you don't have to clean it up. (jk with that last part)

I've done that before... couldnt get to the toilet in time and vommed all over the wall and floor near the sink and it sprayed the mirror and then i got a load next to the toilet as well.... good times

[D6A6N6I6E6L6]

That's why you piss outside and take ****s in your own house only.

[BradCathie]

That's why you piss outside and take ****s in your own house only.

[SpliTT]

screw public bathrooms!

[thatonedude_808]

That's why you piss outside and take ****s in your own house only.

How....do you ever eat out? Shi...

[Jericoe]

at my gym no one washes their hands, really pisses me off

seriously i have never once seen someone at my gym wash their hands, even after taking a dump

Then they proceed to touch the equipment.

[BradCathie]

at my gym no one washes their hands, really pisses me off

seriously i have never once seen someone at my gym wash their hands, even after taking a dump

Then they proceed to touch the equipment.

I phucking hate that so much.

[Mr.Lmnop]

Checking in.

[Aaronza]

public stalls are ****in gross i dont know how people manage to get **** on the walls and floor

haha good old school days pissing on the floors, especially if i was in there by myself would just piss in the main area outside the toliets

[BradCathie]

haha good old school days pissing on the floors, especially if i was in there by myself would just piss in the main area outside the toliets

Would neg if I wasn't on spread, srs.