Night time watcher required, get paid to watch someone sleep (wtf) (link)

[DrugDylan]

Just saw this link on gumtree, for anyone outside Australia its basically a classifieds/ads website similar to craigslist i guess

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/colli...eg-/1008226246

the ad, notsureifsrs:

Hello,

I would like to preface this by saying that this is not a joke and all joke replies will be deleted. If however, you want to make some extra cash and perhaps have a background in theatre then this is for you.

What is required?

I'm looking for somebody to sit in my room at night and watch over me as I sleep. Recently I have had a lot of trouble sleeping and I think it would be comforting if I knew somebody was there.

I'd also like it if you were to wear a small owl costume as you do so. I have always found great comfort in the idea that owls are the natural lookouts of our world and so it would really help. I'd be prepared to pay you up to $40 if you were to wear the costume and maybe $35 if you don't want the costume but will stick a feather or two to your forehead.

The shift times will vary and i'm really looking for a rotating roster of one or two permanent 'staff'. I was thinking that the ideal candidate would be able to cover 3 nights between the hours of 11pm - 6 am.

I will provide you one museli bar if you get hungry but no dinner breaks. I'd prefer if you didn't face me when you ate the bar as I would find that very offputting even if i'm already asleep. You can of course use my bathroom. But only two hours after I fall asleep to ensure that I won't suddenly wake up to find the room empty.

Please no time wasters,

Susan

Collingwood Area.

[DEVBRUH]

Inb4 she gets raped by a miscer in an owl costume.

[InfinityThor]

If it's not fake, 100% certain it's a kind of sexual fetish.

[hbhorat]

If it's not fake, 100% certain it's a kind of sexual fetish.

srs? sauce?

[matw]

reminds me of dont-even-reply.com

[nicko44]

lmao must be troll

[DrugDylan]

I've set up a fake email and name and have sent an inquiry...now we wait



Hi Susan

I'm interested in taking up this offer, I've been waiting a long time for something like this to come up, I also have an owl costume already.

Would love to hear back from you.

Regards
Chris

[gamb]

I've set up a fake email and name and have sent an inquiry...now we wait

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Hi Susan

I'm interested in taking up this offer, I've been waiting a long time for something like this to come up, I also have an owl costume already.

Would love to hear back from you.

Regards
Chris

haha oh lawd

in for replies!

[JLeddo]

[MHannibal]

[training4life1]

LOL in!

[Mebinger]

I've set up a fake email and name and have sent an inquiry...now we wait



Hi Susan

I'm interested in taking up this offer, I've been waiting a long time for something like this to come up, I also have an owl costume already.

Would love to hear back from you.

Regards
Chris

you get a response?

[youlaw]

haha wow

[codewarrior]

in

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[Gforce9]

bahahaha in.

OP are you from the collingwood area?

[DrugDylan]

No response yet, fuuuuuu

Nah I'm not from Collingwood but will make it out that I am IF I get a response

[MrDoesalot]

In!

[InfieldFly]

lol at answering

IN!!!

[SQTFTW]

we have it in england too.

[TheClimax]

new pasta

Hello, I would like to preface this by saying that this is not a joke and all joke replies will be deleted. If however, you want to make some extra cash and perhaps have a background in theatre then this is for you. What is required? I'm looking for somebody to sit in my room at night and watch over me as I sleep. Recently I have had a lot of trouble sleeping and I think it would be comforting if I knew somebody was there. I'd also like it if you were to wear a small owl costume as you do so. I have always found great comfort in the idea that owls are the natural lookouts of our world and so it would really help. I'd be prepared to pay you up to $40 if you were to wear the costume and maybe $35 if you don't want the costume but will stick a feather or two to your forehead. The shift times will vary and i'm really looking for a rotating roster of one or two permanent 'staff'. I was thinking that the ideal candidate would be able to cover 3 nights between the hours of 11pm - 6 am. I will provide you one museli bar if you get hungry but no dinner breaks. I'd prefer if you didn't face me when you ate the bar as I would find that very offputting even if i'm already asleep. You can of course use my bathroom. But only two hours after I fall asleep to ensure that I won't suddenly wake up to find the room empty. Please no time wasters.

[DrugDylan]

I finally got a response



Now to reply...

[DrugDylan]

Here is my reply


The pic of the costume I sent her

[igohard90]

In.

[rise21]

Inb4 she gets raped by a miscer in an owl costume.

this

[hbhorat]

Bump

[SlimGunz]

in for response

[Apocc]

posting for later to rep the **** out of OP for quality thread.

[Abusername]

Update OP?

[jumpman18]

Here is my reply


The pic of the costume I sent her

lol i fcking lost it

[wilkie2]

Update OP?

Can't wait to see her reply