BRUCE WAYNE or TONY STARK? Which One Would You Rather Be?

[StormsComing]

And why?

[wampa]

bruce wayne, because tony stark has an awkward gizmo in his chest

[connorc12321]

A poll would be useless in a thread like this



Edit: there is a poll now. Probably Bruce Wayne. He is my favorite super hero

[lankyguy]

tony stark. he's got jokes

[AlliWantisLulz]

Bruce Wayne

Because he has a cooler name

[SuburbanLegend]

Bruce Wayne. Doesn't have alcohol problems. Still rich. Still super smart. Detective n chit. Secret identity.

[hemi_n_cali]

Wow. Thats a toughie. Tony seems richer. Prolly bruce!

[lolfb]

stark. brb flying, brb shooting beams, brb enough energy to power a small city

[StormsComing]

Lol, Tony is beating Bruce so far. I would go with Bruce Wayne because I can relate to him and he is alpha inspiring. I'm sure everyone can relate to Bruce Wayne, this man can literally be an inspiration for any man to come out of his pain and succeed in life.

[habeansha]

bruce wayne

natty all the way

[LikeEmThik]

Bruce Wayne. Because i'm not a people person and i'd be paranoid as phuck if the only thing keeping me alive was some experimental power plant in my chest.

[Rawdogmadfemalz]

Brb would I rather be a boss smashing hundreds of sloots in a fun city, or do I want to be an emo forever alone in a dark dreary emo city full of emo problems?

[StormsComing]

bruce wayne

natty all the way

True and he would beat Tony in a hand to hand combat any day.

Edit: Besides, if Bruce was to wear the Iron man suit, he would make a far greater Iron Man.

[UnflappedAcorn]

Brb would I rather be a boss smashing hundreds of sloots in a fun city, or do I want to be an emo forever alone in a dark dreary emo city full of emo problems?

this

[H1imhzq]

the villian in ironman seem easier

fuk no I would never face bane lol


edit:

@guy saying emo

wtf lol did you see the movie he was only depressed emo **** when he hurt himself so went into isolation after harvey and them died or some chit. Before and after that he would usually bang hot rich 10/10s

i like both heroes but tony's seem easier as villains arent that hard/10

[MyRockBroke]

Brb would I rather be a boss smashing hundreds of sloots in a fun city, or do I want to be an emo forever alone in a dark dreary emo city full of emo problems?

[StormsComing]

Brb would I rather be a boss smashing hundreds of sloots in a fun city, or do I want to be an emo forever alone in a dark dreary emo city full of emo problems?

Lol, good one.. I wonder if Bruce really did sleep with any of those sloots he hung out with. Like in Batman Begins, it seems he spent most of his life waiting for Rachel..for nothing. It looked like he was a 40 year old virgin until he had sex in Dark Knight Rises.

[TurdMuffin]

tony stark because he's tapping this

[sherenk]

Bruce for his moral code of ethics. And he built his defense and fighting techniques from scratch.

[StormsComing]

Dark Knight is rising in the Poll results.

[lolfb]

True and he would beat Tony in a hand to hand combat any day.

Edit: Besides, if Bruce was to wear the Iron man suit, he would make a far greater Iron Man.

Yea hand in hand combat which would never ****ing happen. too bad he couldn't beat him one on one. Stark would destroy the fuark out of him.

[Penile_Dementia]

Tony Stark.

I prefer Bruce as a character, but these are the complexities that make me not want to be him: He witnessed his parents murder as a child, he's deeply disturbed and traumatised, arguably goes through severe depression, doesn't fully enjoy his playboy charade, doesn't kill his bad guys which weighs guilt on him when Joker escapes again and kills 100 more people, and is basically under the constant torment and agony of himself or those around him. He's too tough and proactive to call "emo", but he's far too unhappy for me to want to be him.

Tony has alcohol problems, a heart issue, and some cosmically sized enemies, but he enjoys life a lot more, even if he's grumpy and sarcastic. Tony, no question.

[Pa2ad0x]

Tony Stark.

I prefer Bruce as a character, but these are the complexities that make me not want to be him: He witnessed his parents murder as a child, he's deeply disturbed and traumatised, arguably goes through severe depression, doesn't fully enjoy his playboy charade, doesn't kill his bad guys which weighs guilt on him when Joker escapes again and kills 100 more people, and is basically under the constant torment and agony of himself or those around him. He's too tough and proactive to call "emo", but he's far too unhappy for me to want to be him.

Tony has alcohol problems, a heart issue, and some cosmically sized enemies, but he enjoys life a lot more. Tony, no question.

^This. Well said.

[Nealocus123]

Tony Stark for sure.

brb billionaire, playboy philanthropist.
brb bro'in out with the hulk, thor, cpt. america, hawkeye and black widow.
brb can fly anywhere.

[johnjl85]

Brb would I rather be a boss smashing hundreds of sloots in a fun city, or do I want to be an emo forever alone in a dark dreary emo city full of emo problems?

I'm pretty sure in order to keep Bruce's "playboy" persona a reality the dude has to bang the hot models he is with. Guy took the entire russian dance squad out on a boat in Dark Knight. Think he didn't nail any of them? Puuulease

[Timmy_522]

Stark seems to have more freedom and is his own man, plus he gets the sloots.

[TroyLeroy]

bruce wayne

alpha as fuark

[ira_est_a_donum]

Tony Stark bc he fuks hot bishes and is cool as fuk

Bruce Wayne has a lisp and fuks ugly bishes (maggie gyllenhall or wtf the spelling is)

[ho_124]

Tony Stark by far, for the simple fact that he can fly. BRB flying in a metal suit everywhere. BRB shooting beams of energy out of your hands. BRB indestructible. BRB incredibly smart. BRB everything

[projectmayhem2]

Bruce wayne is some emo f*ggot who runs around in a ridiculous looking costume with all his gay morals. Tony stark is a true alpha and his suit looks badass.