Do any of you guys get anxiety when ordering pizza over the phone?

[Relate]

Brb what if they mess up my order
Brb providing the wrong house number
Brb not remembering how much the pizza was
Brb "did they hear me say extra cheese under all that mumbling?"

[MaximusPlatypus]

I used to be too afraid to order pizza

then i read the book 'how to stubbornly refuse to be miserable about anything'

and worked on cognitive behavioral therapy to treat my social anxiety

Now I talk on the phone like a boss (srs)

[TroyLeroy]

fuk that aint chit lol

the real challenge starts when the pizza man parks in front of your house

brb panic attack

[MJ5891]

Is this real life? I dont know what to believe

[povertybrah]

pizza? no



Chinese food? yes........do they even speak english? (no hate)

[Stray800]

Order online.

[andthenithitme]

Brb too high and forget why i have the phone in my hand when someone answers

[January912]

I used to order a pizza online so I didn't have to talk to anyone. Before the delivery guy came, I'd write a note saying "Here's the money for the pizza and your tip" and I'd tape it to the front door on my porch. Just leave it here.

When he left I'd sneak outside and get it in my boxers.

[squatsbrah]

i used to work as a pizza delivery driver

we always remember who the beta customers are and fuk up their order slightly just to troll them, provides us many luls

[ivegotbigballs]

da fuks goin on in this thread?

[Zylantypic]

just ordered dominos..i told that fcker that they offered me free cheesy bread with my next order, he ended up doing so AND gave me a free coke with my large pizza. when they came to my door all I had was debit, lol'd when I saw the 4 dollar tip button on the machine..howaboutno.jpeg. guy walked away like the beta that he is.

alphas gonna alpha.

[PatFel]

one time they put pineapple on my marghareta when i said "extra tomato sauce"

fukking dominoes

[Relate]

I used to order a pizza online so I didn't have to talk to anyone. Before the delivery guy came, I'd write a note saying "Here's the money for the pizza and your tip" and I'd tape it to the front door on my porch. Just leave it here.

When he left I'd sneak outside and get it in my boxers.

I just get my mom to answer the door bro, that way your money's secure. Don't know what I'd do without my mother there for me srs.

[p7nk]

Brb what if they mess up my order
Brb providing the wrong house number
Brb not remembering how much the pizza was
Brb "did they hear me say extra cheese under all that mumbling?"

I used to be too afraid to order pizza

then i read the book 'how to stubbornly refuse to be miserable about anything'

and worked on cognitive behavioral therapy to treat my social anxiety

Now I talk on the phone like a boss (srs)

fuk that aint chit lol

the real challenge starts when the pizza man parks in front of your house

brb panic attack

I used to order a pizza online so I didn't have to talk to anyone. Before the delivery guy came, I'd write a note saying "Here's the money for the pizza and your tip" and I'd tape it to the front door on my porch. Just leave it here.

When he left I'd sneak outside and get it in my boxers.

please tell me you guys are joking.

[bobcat11]

no one can be that beta

[CannibalJester]

I used to order a pizza online so I didn't have to talk to anyone. Before the delivery guy came, I'd write a note saying "Here's the money for the pizza and your tip" and I'd tape it to the front door on my porch. Just leave it here.

When he left I'd sneak outside and get it in my boxers.

you cant be serious, why

[marseam]

Dominos app and keep the change ya filthy animal movie.

Win

[dontcheck]

Lol'd

[sups31]

people still order food via phone?

lmao.

[sincity88]

My brother is 19 and still won't order a pizza over the phone or answer the door when it's delivered. Brb sister is more alpha than brother.

[introuble2010]

Well basically they are the ones under power by having the pizza in their possessions. You better respect their authorities or else they going to mess your pizza up alpha man.

[papi89]

lmao.

I can imagine having a talk with one of your dads right now. Nothing bad you know, just sitting down at the local bar, drinking a few beers. I happen to bring my iPhone 4s, after all, I didn't feel like upgrading to an iPhone 5. As we're drinking beer, making a slut laugh next to us, I show him this thread. I can picture your dad just disregard the slut, and give me this face of disappointment that I will remember for the next few years. A dissapointment for how he could possibly let his son become so beta. At this point your dad is just thinking and thinking, "Maybe I shouldn't have been paying so much attention to these sluts, I could've raised my son to be as alpha as me." Whatever he is thinking, it's too late. In his time, he got anxious about pulling a few hoes where he could alternate between them that night. Now his legacy is anxious about ordering a pizza over the phone. Just imagine your dad right now.

[p7nk]

people still order food via phone?

lmao.

i do....

[TheFallOfRome]

Knowing the MISC this isn't a roll bread. I am telling you phucks you better not ever do cell tech then you will have a heart attack.

[andthenithitme]

My brother is 19 and still won't order a pizza over the phone or answer the door when it's delivered. Brb sister is more alpha than brother.

youre brother sounds like a good candidate for the misc

[p7nk]

Knowing the MISC this isn't a roll bread. I am telling you phucks you better not ever do cell tech then you will have a heart attack.

I do not want to believe. Shuttering and shaking when ordering a ****ing pizza

[wheelerx50]

Nope , I have internet bro

[Natstokes14]

Brb too high and forget why i have the phone in my hand when someone answers

So much real life

[WizBrah]

how does that one crew go? something like too scared to open door for pizza guy so leave a note telling him to leave on porch with money crew?

[RandomMisc]

I used to order a pizza online so I didn't have to talk to anyone. Before the delivery guy came, I'd write a note saying "Here's the money for the pizza and your tip" and I'd tape it to the front door on my porch. Just leave it here.

When he left I'd sneak outside and get it in my boxers.

r u a wizard?

i have posted this exact thing before, minus the boxers.

brb, ordering online or using ip-relay to order on the phone without having to talk. brb leaving envelope of money on door with note. brb hiding and watching out the window to see when he was gone. brb going outside for nomnomnoms.

I now live in a rural area where no one delivers, but I used this method for years when I lived in town. Was on that not leaving the house or talking to anyone ever time.