got a job at a gay bar (srs, lol)

**Ted Nugent** · 10-13-2012, 08:02 AM

cliffs:
-one of my buddies bartends at a gay bar (ironically he doesn't even like gays, but he admits its hella fun working there because they party so hard and there alot of chicks)
-makes a fcukload of money
-its actually like %65 girls, the rest are ghey dudes
-notices my aesthetics and tells me he can get me a job there
-job is topless waiter, serve drinks and sh*t with no shirt on, make bank
-start tonight
-interested to see how this turns out lol

**dylan123215** · 10-13-2012, 08:02 AM

Op gonna make BANK

**Drukqs** · 10-13-2012, 08:02 AM

pepper your angus

**TheBateman** · 10-13-2012, 08:03 AM

op gonna get gangraped in the bathroom. i hope u can hold it in son

**Ted Nugent** · 10-13-2012, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by dylan123215

Op gonna make BANK

hope so brah. my waiter job has slowed down bigtime so im making literally like $0

Originally Posted by Drukqs

pepper your angus

fcuk

haha

**LtDan89** · 10-13-2012, 08:04 AM

Lol fuarrk i couldn't do it. Best of luck to you OP, please stay safe.

**raducote** · 10-13-2012, 08:06 AM

inb4 OP goes gay
inb4 OP has gays licking jello shots from his belly button
inb4 new drapes and furniture
inb4 inb4
inb4 gay 4 pay

**Ted Nugent** · 10-13-2012, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by TheBateman

op gonna get gangraped in the bathroom. i hope u can hold it in son

nah the owner i talked to and my buddy both said i'll be fine, its a classy place (believe it not on average like 7 out 10 gay dudes are LOADED for some reason). they said i'll prob get hit on and some cheeky kunt might touch my butt but anything more than that and they get bounced, so they know to keep their *******ry in check

**Khazers** · 10-13-2012, 08:06 AM

I hope your body is reddit OP

**amirj** · 10-13-2012, 08:07 AM

how much can you make with this kind of job? average?

**Ted Nugent** · 10-13-2012, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by LtDan89

Lol fuarrk i couldn't do it. Best of luck to you OP, please stay safe.

after tonight i'll know wether i can do it or wether i snap and knock some dude out haha. should be an interesting experience. a few of my chick friends know and they are all so excited to come and do "girls night out" kinda sh*t, picking up chicks at the gay bar ftw haha

**Kapetan** · 10-13-2012, 08:08 AM

Interesting how this turns out.

**Devils212** · 10-13-2012, 08:09 AM

**Ted Nugent** · 10-13-2012, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by amirj

how much can you make with this kind of job? average?

my buddy said on a pride weekend he made in between $1500-2000 in 2 nights bartending. on a busy fri/sat night i should be able to make a couple hundred, but we'll see

**Puma09** · 10-13-2012, 08:10 AM

Stay safe OP! Lol should be an intredasting experience. Inb4 you get sexually assault the whole night.

**rusvik** · 10-13-2012, 08:11 AM

OP is gay or is gay but don't know yet.

OP you're going to walk around without your shirt on so a bunch of homosexual men can oggle and probably grab at you. That's just gay. Nothing you do or say can change that.

**asdf89** · 10-13-2012, 08:11 AM

**JanesLastResort** · 10-13-2012, 08:11 AM

If it pays well then fuk it. Leave a little piece of your dignity at the door and make some money.

**1crave** · 10-13-2012, 08:11 AM

be prepared for guys grabbing your ass. (srs)

other than that might be fun + big money potential.

**Tomohawk92** · 10-13-2012, 08:12 AM

would do it. girls be on you all night every night

**Woodyy** · 10-13-2012, 08:13 AM

Sounds like a good job, srs, I mean jokes aside and all the worst that is going to happen is some gay dude will try and chat you up..

**Tomohawk92** · 10-13-2012, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Devils212

**JJMacD** · 10-13-2012, 08:13 AM

i am praying to the gods this is a troll, if so you have a ****ed up imagination. but if its true (which i cant even believe) why the **** did you not beat the **** out of this guy??? why would you stick around if your girlfriend was showing everyone her tits??? my head hurts so bad from this thread why the **** did i come in here why??? obviously you are not with this imaginary girl anymore right? doesnt make you look bad if this really happened, just makes her look like a total slut. but how is this dude still alive??? too pissed off right now by this fictional story. **** you OP goodnight

**brahG** · 10-13-2012, 08:13 AM

subbed to see how this turns out

**dxw** · 10-13-2012, 08:14 AM

Which bar is it, OP?

I will be coming to grill the peppered angus

**pollywogpriest** · 10-13-2012, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Ted Nugent

my buddy said on a pride weekend he made in between $1500-2000 in 2 nights bartending. on a busy fri/sat night i should be able to make a couple hundred, but we'll see

holy **** brb calling gaybars around my area

**Ted Nugent** · 10-13-2012, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Puma09

Stay safe OP! Lol should be an intredasting experience. Inb4 you get sexually assault the whole night.

watching bas rutten bar fight videos to prepare for a possible fight to the death to save my angus

Originally Posted by rusvik

OP is gay or is gay but don't know yet.

OP you're going to walk around without your shirt on so a bunch of homosexual men can oggle and probably grab at you. That's just gay. Nothing you do or say can change that.

**A-GAME** · 10-13-2012, 08:15 AM

**arn710** · 10-13-2012, 08:15 AM

Pretty pathetic actually

**dobsqc** · 10-13-2012, 08:16 AM

inb4 hot girls at the bar think you're gay and want to accept the challenge to turn you hetero

Op will get to bang hotgirls

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