You have 5 seconds before he attacks you to find a weapon. He is armed with a knife but isn't skilled at using one.
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10-12-2012, 10:17 PM #1
A robber breaks into your house right now. Wut do?
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10-12-2012, 10:18 PM #2Unknown User
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Delete history asap in case he steals my computer
Yup
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10-12-2012, 10:18 PM #3Registered User
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pick up the Louisville slugger I keep under my bed
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10-12-2012, 10:19 PM #4Registered Ginger
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I have a loaded gun in my desk drawer.
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10-12-2012, 10:19 PM #5Registered User
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Ask him if he lifts, go from there.
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10-12-2012, 10:19 PM #6Registered User
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Good thing I have a kife and beer bottles on the table in front of me. **** gets ugly gon have to stab the bitch.
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10-12-2012, 10:20 PM #7Trancebrah
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Tell him to keep it down, trying to misc/sleep. Srsly take anything you want, its all replaceable.
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10-12-2012, 10:20 PM #8
Tell him to hold up, I'm almost done fapping
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10-12-2012, 10:20 PM #9I do not lift at all
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Handgun is 7ft behind me, shotgun is 20ft away as well as secondary handgun and gun safe is 25ft.
Not to mention the knives and blades around me.
Come at me.
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10-12-2012, 10:20 PM #10Banned
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If he's black, have kinky sex with him for revenge.
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10-12-2012, 10:21 PM #11Registered User
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Hide under covers... Ask misc wut to do
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10-12-2012, 10:22 PM #12itsmenara
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luckily i have a particular set of skills...
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10-12-2012, 10:22 PM #13(āæĖ āæ)
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i misread the title as "a rubber breaks in your house"
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10-12-2012, 10:23 PM #14Banned
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This, I got bats all over my house for safety (srs)Originally Posted by dallascowboys56
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10-12-2012, 10:23 PM #15
grab teddy bear and write thread on misc
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10-12-2012, 10:24 PM #16Registered User
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nerf rocket launcher my friend
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10-12-2012, 10:25 PM #17Originally Posted by PhiGreens
I got a cane I made in woodshop under my bed. It would probably break over his head cause of my chitty craftsmanship.
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10-12-2012, 10:25 PM #18Registered User
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Post about it on the Misc, ask what do?
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10-12-2012, 10:26 PM #19Registered User
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I'd throw a bunch of sht at his face. Keyboard, coffee mug, stapler, wireless mouse, bottle of 250 multivitamins, desk lamp, etc.
100% srs.
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10-12-2012, 10:26 PM #20
i invite him to open an account here and while he is typing the password i would fart in his head and he gets nuked
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10-12-2012, 10:27 PM #21нерушимы
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utilize surrounding objects as weapons try to hit his knife hand and turn it on him then proceed to giving him the ass beating of his life, then waiting five minutes, then kick his ass again, then let him go without calling the police
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10-12-2012, 10:28 PM #22
he can talk to my rottie and cane corso first
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10-12-2012, 10:32 PM #23Registered User
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Wait for the robber to kill me before i can attempt to defend myself or else i will go to prison. Fuking gay ass country. Cali to be exact.
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10-12-2012, 10:33 PM #24Registered Nice Guy
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brb went to grab my knife after seeing this thread
so, obviously I would grab that
but if I didn't have it, I would throw this coffee cup, bowl, remote, and possibly even my chair at him
well, I'd probably hold my chair and use it to close the distance between us and attempt to work magic.
however if I had my knife like I do now, I'd probably open it and attempt to dial 911 because if he was really just a robber I don't think he'd want to deal with possible deathMy life feels like a never ending journey of fighting morons.. every single day.
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10-12-2012, 10:33 PM #25Registered User
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he isnt skilled so might as well disarm him and use his knife against himOriginally Posted by BusterCherry1
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10-12-2012, 10:34 PM #26Registered User
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Takedown to armbar, break the arm, then come back to start throwing elbows in his face from the mount.
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10-12-2012, 10:35 PM #27Registered User
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Prob reach for my 22 or more likely run to my closet and try to get to my shotgun before he can find me then wait it out abit listen and have the gun ready for whenever he steps into the bathroom closet is right next to the door as soon as I hear him clear the door I shoot
Wait armed with a knife well that ****er is going to die I have a metal door with a keypad on it and my room has three knives two police batons a shotgun and a 22 I could literally close the door and unless he goes around back through the park yard and through a window he isn't getting inwant a cheap ps3 check out this site
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10-12-2012, 10:35 PM #28apocalypse now and then
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Beat him to a bloody pulp with the bayonet/spike from my Mosin Nagant while screaming FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
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10-12-2012, 10:35 PM #29Registered User
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I have two cans of progresso soup sitting on my dresser. Would phuck his bish ass up. Srs
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10-12-2012, 10:36 PM #30Diamond Member Status
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run and get my cleaver
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