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[CHUNKUK]

1 . Helpfull old man



the one at my gym is called don, the guy is wizard, helps all the newbies out including my self, i tend to worry if i dont see him for a couple of days though incase he has died


2. jacked asian manlet (usualy shaved head )



my gym welcomed one of these guys last week, though they may not speak alot of english, we have managed to comunicate through hand signals and basic sign, this fukker will always be smiling too


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[rjmwx81]

OP.

[fawkingjoocy]

theres always a big guy in a hoodie and you cant tell if hes a powerlifter or just a fatass

[THATSGOTTAHURT]

roided meathead with extreme case of Invisible Lat syndrome

[SiberianExpress]

Small talk *******s. They know every other small talking ******* in the gym by their first name. These people will look exactly the same after a 5 year gym membership.

[Wallhart5]

The big guy that can't hell but walk up and back from the reception several times where the girls are behind the counter and walk like he's taken a pounding in his ass

Same men who look like idiots by posing a lot when they should just let women naturaly be mirrin

[matt_nyc]

big black dude who works out with these



can easily bench 3 plates on each side

in b4 racist

[rd53]

totally have a jacked bald Asian manlet at my gym

[jakebrah]

i lol'd out loud because I have the ones from the OP in my gym. How about:

Skinny hardkunt - the skinny kid who mean mugs everyone and can be found shadow boxing in the mirror holding 5 pound dumbbells.

The humble bodybuilder - that dude who's jacked out of his mind and just goes about his workouts. always there to give you a spot or some advice.

[jeflab]

1/4 rep lifter, benches 3x a week, squats once a month.....hes cool to talk to and all, but dont claim those lift numbers with that false ROM

[Fourteen]

Fat guy in a beater who thinks he's jacked.


Skinny ***gots in a beater who just watch you lift in the mirror

[Lewisfan]

Hover *******s that hang around with their mates, don't know what the fuk is going on and get in the way of everything.

Eastern european brahs roided up to the max, generally pretty sound though they just get on and do arms and chest all day erryday.

Asian and Arab *******s stink the fukin place out even before they've broken a sweat and make me want to vomit when working near them, no thanks Jeff LOL.

[troya234]

Skinny ******* who just walks around and poses in mirror

[1800_Cool_Guy]

Skinny fat ******* spending more time on his Ipad writing crappy routines and stats, and checking ******** than actually lifting.

[DemetriusAndrad]

potential itt

[jeflab]

Asian and Arab *******s stink the fukin place out even before they've broken a sweat and make me want to vomit when working near them, no thanks Jeff LOL.

oh lawd, i know this feel, lots of indians at my gym, some of them think they are d chit, but just smell like d chit

[SouthPaw06]

friendly guy with horribly rancid breath

sweaty fukc that grimes up the benches and never wipes them down

curlbro that stands right in front of the dumbbell rack.





and this one as$hole that goes to my gym, i swear all he trains is chest and back and has likely been at it for years. This has left him with a physique resembling a retarded turtle and between sets he walks around spreading his lats and puffing out his weak chest generally getting in the way and pissing me off.

[Brosnbroccoli]

Not really working out, not really talking, not really looking at himself in the mirror, not really giving advice. Some dude in my gym doesn't really do anything, but somehow it seems like he does everything half hearted, even when he was a child he didn't bother to grow, so he's around 5'8 now. He isn't even a proper roid-head.
His usual attire is a tank top, sweat pants or other pants which doesn't reveal his calves. And of course, the obligatory bandana.

I was doing dumbbell pullovers, and for my very last rep my mate spotted me for half a rep. I but the dumbbell back on the rack, and he tells me that "you should only do that exercise with weight where you don't need to have a spotter, because it could ruin your back and you could train uneven if you get spotted... That isn't a problem for me of course, because I can take the maximum weight" (50 kg.)

When I enter the gym 2 days later I see him spotting some other dude for several reps.

(srs)

[KandyRedSS]

Guy does a non ab related exercise, always lifting up his shirt in the mirror to flex abs.

Wtf.

Them guys that try to secretly compete with you.

Example:

3 Squat racks next to each other.

I set it up for bb rows (gym isnt busy so no judge)

Work my way up to 235lbs.

Skinny **** walks over and loads the same weight on the squat rack next to me.

Skinny **** drops weight cuz of hurt back

Skinny **** doesnt deload

Skinny **** isnt seen for the rest of my time there

Lul

[jeflab]

Not really working out, not really talking, not really looking at himself in the mirror, not really giving advice. Some dude in my gym doesn't really do anything, but somehow it seems like he does everything half hearted, even when he was a child he didn't bother to grow, so he's around 5'8 now. He isn't even a proper roid-head.
His usual attire is a tank top, sweat pants or other pants which doesn't reveal his calves. And of course, the obligatory bandana.

I was doing dumbbell pullovers, and for my very last rep my mate spotted me for half a rep. I but the dumbbell back on the rack, and he tells me that "you should only do that exercise with weight where you don't need to have a spotter, because it could ruin your back and you could train uneven if you get spotted... That isn't a problem for me of course, because I can take the maximum weight" (50 kg.)

When I enter the gym 2 days later I see him spotting some other dude for several reps.

(srs)

IS this him?

[jeflab]

The old school guy who wears a suit and only does abs, always taking the ab machine, rustles my jimmies. took a ninja pic

[Brosnbroccoli]

IS this him?
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Is that an aware picture?
I'm unaware.

[isaku900]

1/4 rep power lifter, benches 3x a week, squats once a month.....hes cool to talk to and all, but dont claim those lift numbers with that false ROM

you do know that's not actually a powerlifter right?

that's just a guy that benches.

[hau5music]

the guy who takes long ass rest periods

[1212man1212]

friendly guy with horribly rancid breath

sweaty fukc that grimes up the benches and never wipes them down

curlbro that stands right in front of the dumbbell rack.





and this one as$hole that goes to my gym, i swear all he trains is chest and back and has likely been at it for years. This has left him with a physique resembling a retarded turtle and between sets he walks around spreading his lats and puffing out his weak chest generally getting in the way and pissing me off.

I do the same as the last guy
i go to the gym only for my chest and back days
the rest are done at home

[halfguard]

UFC bros who shadow boxes and throws hilariously awful knees in between sets.

Doesn't help when they flail their arms like a women, srs these guys have no concept on how to throw a proper punch.

[grizzlebees]

Hover *******s that hang around with their mates, don't know what the fuk is going on and get in the way of everything.

I hate these *******s so much, especially when they use the equipment next to their friends to just sit and rest.


Another one:

******* personal trainers who don't re-rack the dumbells and leave them all over the gym so when you actually need to use them it's a scavenger hunt.

[jeflab]

you do know that's not actually a powerlifter right?

that's just a guy that benches.

fixed....

[bthomas11]

the jacked asian manlet.......................oh god i can relate so well... hes a cool dude tho but he is jacked

[Comatoria]

-the old grandma that always gives you a cheeky smile
-the cardio bunny that does stupid exercises while on the stairmaster, too much make-up for gym, and stares at herself in mirror
-fat unaesthetic kunt that tries to give you advice about everything (aka eric cart man)
-annoying ******* that whistles/yells/paces around and is just annoying