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[Farley1324]

They've won 4 games outside of playing each other or you..

We'll see what Big Kock Randies has this wknd should be a good one.

Are you really this bored and desperate for attention?

How much time do you spend going through the league looking for some manner in which you can misrepresent the situation without being factually incorrect?

You're like a damn journalist assigned to a story who does their best to twist and contort the facts to support their agenda.

Do you work for Fox News?

[Miketoc]

Are you really this bored and desperate for attention?

How much time do you spend going through the league looking for some manner in which you can misrepresent the situation without being factually incorrect?

You're like a damn journalist assigned to a story who does their best to twist and contort the facts to support their agenda.

Do you work for Fox News?

I laughed out loud.

[Orlando1234977]

Are you really this bored and desperate for attention?

How much time do you spend going through the league looking for some manner in which you can misrepresent the situation without being factually incorrect?

You're like a damn journalist assigned to a story who does their best to twist and contort the facts to support their agenda.

Do you work for Fox News?

You're right they're the best.. carryon

[theshoupguy]

Yeah, asked her if she liked John Cusack.

She flat out said no.

I feel like a broken man.

[theshoupguy]

Lolshack, one health point remaining, against all odds, fired at a Berserker a few feet away and dropped him to 4 points.
Berserker turns around, charges lolshack with an "intimidate" move.
Death was almost certain.
Suddenly, lolshack panics and takes a reaction shot.
Instant kill, saving the day.

Damn, lolshack. Damn. I was preparing your memorial and everything, and you came through. Well done.






However, D1 is dead.

But hey, gotta take the good with the bad.

[Farley1324]

And I'm a Major. Sweet!

BTW: You only have 1 support and 0 assault?

[theshoupguy]

And I'm a Major. Sweet!

BTW: You only have 1 support and 0 assault?

All my supports and *assaults died.

However, I've got 38 new recruits coming in a couple (in-game) days, so that means it's time for some version 2s to start popping up.


Also, you and chuzzle wiped out the entire latter half of the alien base assault, since everyone else was taken out (a2m, lolshack, CYTX, gecko) by the masses of berserkers and heavy floaters. It was pretty epic.

[Farley1324]

I wish I could afford this game.

I suspect that I might get a Gamestop gift card when some of the family celebrate Christmas at the end of November (over Thanksgiving). If so, XCOM might be what I buy...instead of the next Call of Duty

I assume that you can pause or save/resume pretty much at will, for the most part? With a baby on the way and all, might be a lot better.

[theshoupguy]

I wouldn't be surprised if the price went down a bit over the next month or so... plus there's almost certainly going to be a 30% (or more) discount during the steam holiday sales.

Seems like a lot of people are interested due to the good things owners have been saying, but the price is the only thing holding them back.

[Farley1324]

I wouldn't be surprised if the price went down a bit over the next month or so... plus there's almost certainly going to be a 30% (or more) discount during the steam holiday sales.

Seems like a lot of people are interested due to the good things owners have been saying, but the price is the only thing holding them back.

Ah yes, I recall y'all talking about Steam holiday sales. I'm going to have to try and hold out for that.


My current user CP: The last 7 are all from gun threads, lulz

[Lencho]

Ah yes, I recall y'all talking about Steam holiday sales. I'm going to have to try and hold out for that.


My current user CP: The last 7 are all from gun threads, lulz

Couple of negs in there.


Nice.

[Farley1324]

Couple of negs in there.


Nice.

Always. Greys too, though they are usually meant to be green

The 3k+ neg is because I sometimes neg people who have a rep beg in their sig. Sometimes they think I hit the wrong one by mistake. Sometimes they figure it out.

[chazzy1864]

What did I say?

I didn't mean redneck/backwater pejoratively.

I was using it as a contrast to my metropolitan not-handy pussified persona.

That's how you reel them in! After you've angered them, appeal to them by describing yourself as being even less than they are.

Yeah, being up there in points scored with a sh*t record sucks. But I just don't get the PA arguement.

It is just a matter of showing you have bad luck. With a different schedule your record could be drastically different. As I said bout myself, in my "division", I have the same points as Hish (who is 4-2) and 13 points less than TAAB (also 4-2), but i'm 2-4.

Hish and I have scored 425 points while TAAB has scored 438 on the season. I've had 600 points scored against me, while Hish has had 510 and TAAB has only had to deal with 470.

But in the end, it is what it is. Any given Sunday is a mother f*cker.

Also, you and chuzzle wiped out the entire latter half of the alien base assault, since everyone else was taken out (a2m, lolshack, CYTX, gecko) by the masses of berserkers and heavy floaters. It was pretty epic.

Don't worry boss. Send them rookies to me. I'll show them the ropes and whip them in shape. God knows half of them won't even make it out of my boot camp alive. Soldiers just ain't what they used to be.

edit: 56 kills.... oh yeah.

[Farley1324]

Chaz, you have 56 kills. I have 34. The next most among the living...3.

[Farley1324]

One of my public league teams (currently in 2nd) has 7 guys on bye this week. lulwhat

[Farley1324]

There's an island in the south pacific that is about 1/6 of a square mile. It is 70 miles from its nearest neighbor, and is permanently inhabited by ~300. Some never leave the island.

Can you imagine living your entire life on an island that's 1/6 of a square mile?

Fuk


/late night TV

[de_barathrum]

There's an island in the south pacific that is about 1/6 of a square mile. It is 70 miles from its nearest neighbor, and is permanently inhabited by ~300. Some never leave the island.

Can you imagine living your entire life on an island that's 1/6 of a square mile?

Fuk


/late night TV

sounds kind of like grad school, except replace the 1/6 square mile island with a 10x10 office.

[Tyrbolift]

I just held one nostril closed and blew a big wad of snot into the trashcan.

[Dominik]

Anyone know how prisoners get ripped with only 3 meals per day?

[ZoranM]

I just held one nostril closed and blew a big wad of snot into the trashcan.

You are disgusting. My breakfast went well. No more bb.kom while eating.

Anyone know how prisoners get ripped with only 3 meals per day?

Yes.

[Tyrbolift]

You are disgusting. My breakfast went well. No more bb.kom while eating.

I figure it's at least as interesting as steam/fantasy/game/shooting/driver controls.

Oh, and eye fownz

[NotoriousMrB]

On Devil's Island, they simply used to eat the smaller prisoners. Not sure if penal colony life has changed much since then.

[GeneralSerpant]

Anyone know how prisoners get ripped with only 3 meals per day?

The same way big guys get big biceps doing curls with swinging motion.

[chazzy1864]

Chaz, you have 56 kills. I have 34. The next most among the living...3.

Damn skippy!

One of my public league teams (currently in 2nd) has 7 guys on bye this week. lulwhat

Damn that sucks. I have 5 on bye in the Rant league.

Although the large amount of bye players makes sense, due to 6 teams being on bye this week (had to make up for only 2 teams going on bye in week 4.

[GREENFEATHER]

I have apnea too. As I start to fall asleep, I jolt awake like 10 times in like 30 mins before I finally fall asleep because my lungs decide to stop. I wonder how many times I stop breathing over the course of the night.

Then you need to get yer ass in for a sleep study. Apnea is not something you want to play guessing games with, take it from someone with severe sleep apnea. I started CPAP therapy 10 years ago and felt better IMMEDIATELY!!

[chazzy1864]

Interdasting!
Citing Jason Cole of Yahoo!, NBC6 South Florida's Courtney Fallon relays that the Dolphins could be making a play for Bowe.

Recommendation: Bowe is a Miami native and the word is that he'd like to play for the Dolphins, but it's unclear whether or not this is pure speculation at this point or something that could develop into a rare high-impact in-season NFL trade.



Would definitely be an upgrade over Hartline and Bess. I bet Tannehill would cling to him like Skelton with Fitzy.

[kvk1]

The DeltaWing (The Penis Car) crashes out in practice before the race weekend even begins.



It was a rough one too. No luck for this car. Had a similar fate in the 24 HoLM.

[theshoupguy]

The DeltaWing (The Penis Car) crashes out in practice before the race weekend even begins.

I guess you could say it was a ...





















































































































premature e-crash-ulation.

haha hehe hoho

[ThickAsABrick]

Started VJax right away to the tune of 18 some points

As I well know. It that had cost me the win, you'd have been put on perma-neg.

Yeah, your trade for Leshoure (yet another Hish blunder) looks to be solid, even more now that Best won't be returning this yr.

[Hishiad]

Holmes getting hurt made it a blunder. But him being 1-5 and me being 4-2 has yet to make me feel too bad. Course now that Murray is hurt I am very much regretting that trade.