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[Hishiad]

Joke's on you. Women always think two steps ahead.

Chances are she doesn't really care and is preemptively blowing sunshine up your ass because she wants something from you and wants the odds in her favor when she requests it.

No I'm not bitter. Yes I am. It's not my fault. Yes it is. No it's not. You can only blame your parents for so long. Okay Fernis.

After 7 years together I think she has realized I will be watching even with her complaining. So now she ask absurd off the wall questions out of boredom and to be annoying.

[t8rtot]

My favorite question to date.

South Dakota has a team?

What?

SD Chargers...South Dakota?

....San Diego

Was that followed by a request to open a jar that was located on the very top shelf of the pantry?

[Hishiad]

Most Common question:

Is it in yet?

Ftfy

[Hishiad]

Was that followed by a request to open a jar that was located on the very top shelf of the pantry?

She only opens them because my palms sweat.

[kvk1]

Is it in yet?

Did you know that there is a prominent sociological/psychological theory which factors the male insecurity in the size of his genitalia as a casus belli.

We fight each other with phallic shaped missiles, submarines, tor****es. When the other guy gets bigger missiles, submarines, tor****es, we build ours even bigger!

Essentially theorizing that all wars boil down to a dick measuring contest.

[Final_Rep]

100% sure now you don't read Final Repisons post.

I find it amusing that you felt this post needed to exist, Hish

[kvk1]

After 7 years together I think she has realized I will be watching even with her complaining. So now she ask absurd off the wall questions out of boredom and to be annoying.

Next time she queries that brilliant brain of yours for football information, take note of the following week or two and chart the increase in frequency of the chores you engage in and the things you buy.

[Lencho]

Finally got around to watching Louis C.K. on SNL.

It was fantastic.

I thought the Lincoln bit was great. There were probably a lot of bertstares from those who have never seen his show.

[kvk1]

I thought the Lincoln bit was great. There were probably a lot of bertstares from those who have never seen his show.

The Zorg/horn bit was brilliant. It was so out of his comfort zone that it made it hilarious.

[t8rtot]

Did you know that there is a prominent sociological/psychological theory which factors the male insecurity in the size of his genitalia as a casus belli.

We fight each other with phallic shaped missiles, submarines, tor****es. When the other guy gets bigger missiles, submarines, tor****es, we build ours even bigger!

Essentially theorizing that all wars boil down to a dick measuring contest.

yeah, but mine is bigger...

[medjen]

80% of my post are from a phone....so fat fingers and laziness more than anything else.

That's right behind "Itz teh intrntz. no 1 carez. lol" for terrible excuses.

[Hishiad]

Next time she queries that brilliant brain of yours for football information, take note of the following week or two and chart the increase in frequency of the chores you engage in and the things you buy.

I don't understand kvk, I don't understand at all.

[kvk1]

I don't understand kvk, I don't understand at all.

That's probably a good thing.

If you two are happy that's all that matters.

I'm just an overly calculating dickwad.

[Hishiad]

That's right behind "Itz teh intrntz. no 1 carez. lol" for terrible excuses.

It wasn't an excuse.

[theshoupguy]

After 7 years together I think she has realized I will be watching even with her complaining. So now she ask absurd off the wall questions out of boredom and to be annoying.

Is the ball really made out of pigskin?
What happens if there's a vegan player? Do they have non-animal options for ball handling?

[Hishiad]

That's probably a good thing.

If you two are happy that's all that matters.

I'm just an overly calculating dickwad.

Glad we're not married then...

She is actually anti-woman in those areas. Rarely spends money and typically handles house chores without me being involved.

[Final_Rep]

Is the ball really made out of pigskin?
What happens if there's a vegan player? Do they have non-animal options for ball handling?

inb4 lolshack balls post

[kvk1]

She is actually anti-woman in those areas. Rarely spends money and typically handles house chores without me being involved.

Oh Hish.

That's so not a kosher thing to say.

And it's sweet that you probably don't realize it.

[mjw8204]

Oh Hish.

That's so not a kosher thing to say.

And it's sweet that you probably don't realize it.

lol

I was going to make a similar retort.

[Hishiad]

Is the ball really made out of pigskin?
What happens if there's a vegan player? Do they have non-animal options for ball handling?

It's made of leather a wide variety of animals can be used to create the ball.

The usually kick it.

[ThickAsABrick]

Is the ball really made out of pigskin?
What happens if there's a vegan player? Do they have non-animal options for ball handling?

Those people should strive to be as least discriminating as you with their ball handling.

At least on Wednesdays.

[Hishiad]

Oh Hish.

That's so not a kosher thing to say.

And it's sweet that you probably don't realize it.

Lol


I lived on my own well before we ever met. Chore handling is handled by whomever is first to it. I don't keep her barefoot and in the kitchen just because of geographics.

[mjw8204]

I lived on my own well before we ever met. Chore handling is handled by whomever is first to it. I don't keep her barefoot and in the kitchen just because of geographics.

lol

You're a good guy, Hish.

[kvk1]

Lol


I lived on my own well before we ever met. Chore handling is handled by whomever is first to it. I don't keep her barefoot and in the kitchen just because of geographics.

lol

You're a good guy, Hish.

x2.

[Final_Rep]

Chore handling is handled by whomever is first to it.

This doesn't quite work.

There are certain things a man does, because it's a man's job. Like climbing up on the roof and risking your ass to clean the gutters. Or scaring the moose away from the trees in the yard.

It's not that women can't do these things... it's just that we would rather get ourselves injured than let them get injured, even though they probably wouldn't get injured because they wouldn't be too proud to use things like fall protection or too dumb to try to lean to the side of a two story ladder instead of taking ten seconds to just move the stupid ladder a couple feet to the side.

Then when we DO get injured, even though it was from our own stupidity, we act like we did something noble.

It's just in our DNA!

[kvk1]

[Final_Rep]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/d77eE.jpg[img]

Oh give me a break. That post was both funny and true.

[mjw8204]

Oh give me a break. That post was both funny and true.

I find it much more rewarding when others think my posts are funny without me having to point it out.

Give it a try. Definitely worth checking out.

[ThickAsABrick]

Oh give me a break. That post was both funny and true.

Rudy.jpg

[Final_Rep]

I find it much more rewarding when others think my posts are funny without me having to point it out.

Give it a try. Definitely worth checking out.

I don't care. I'm not trying to get rewarded here. And if something is funny pointing out that it's funny isn't going to make it less funny unless you're a cynical jackass.

Lighten the hell up.