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[im2manly]

This is turning into a blow out

[Orlando1234977]

It takes a certain skill to not just find the relevant stats in Wikipedia but also be able to put those stats into a context that applies to the ongoing conversation in a humorous way.

Edit: What I am saying is I'm an Internet Expert

Edit 2: Besides, I could never troll as well as Trollando's post here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=148776133&p=98447...

nobodys gonna read all that gay **** when the Green Bay Packers are playing.

[Farley1324]

My players all seem to have gone off this week. I might win in every single one of my 8 Yahoo leagues, probably going to score over 100 in 7 of them.

Look like TAAB might pass me for most points scored this week within our league, but currently that is mine

Fukking losing by 0.96 points last week. Fukkkk

[im2manly]

My players all seem to have gone off this week. I might win in every single one of my 8 Yahoo leagues, probably going to score over 100 in 7 of them.

Look like TAAB might pass me for most points scored this week within our league, but currently that is mine

Fukking losing by 0.96 points last week. Fukkkk

I have a better chance of passing you.

[Farley1324]

I have a better chance of passing you.

We shall see. With the lead they have Giants will probably be running a bit more this half, and I never expect much from Olsen.

At any rate, we're all winning this week.

[Final_Rep]

nobodys gonna read all that gay **** when the Green Bay Packers are playing.

Are they? It's the end of the third quarter and I haven't seen them play yet.

[Farley1324]

nobodys gonna read all that gay **** when the Green Bay Packers are playing.

I only see the New York Giants out there. 38 points so far.


Edit: Creepy post similarity.

[im2manly]

manly takes the lead and the crowd goes wild!

[Farley1324]

manly takes the lead and the crowd goes wild!

Except that, being fans in New York, they are probably booing you for starting the wrong kicker, because that means you are rostering two kickers.

[Final_Rep]

manly takes the lead and the crowd goes wild!

*wild cheering and other gay stuff*

[Orlando1234977]

Are they? It's the end of the third quarter and I haven't seen them play yet.

I only see the New York Giants out there. 38 points so far.


Edit: Creepy post similarity.

Resting for the playoffs. The sidelines was filled with pro bowlers not playing.

[Farley1324]

Resting for the playoffs. The sidelines was filled with pro bowlers not playing.

Yeah, you're right, when the Giants went there for the playoffs last year it ended much differently.

[im2manly]

Except that, being fans in New York, they are probably booing you for starting the wrong kicker, because that means you are rostering two kickers.

whether or not I have two Kickers is immaterial as no one in FA would start on my team.

[Final_Rep]

Resting for the playoffs. The sidelines was filled with pro bowlers not playing.

When, the 4th quarter?

LOL

[Orlando1234977]

When, the 4th quarter?

LOL

Up and down Green Bay sidelines, Pro Bowlers not playing resting up for the playoffs.

Team Orlando needs 18 yards from Philly's starting RB Mon then gets Hish next week, talk about momentum sideslip dancin to 9-4.

[Final_Rep]

Truths For Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Don key - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

[Farley1324]

Up and down Green Bay sidelines, Pro Bowlers not playing resting up for the playoffs.

I suppose they aren't concerned with something as trivial as winning their division.

[Tyrbolift]

Truths For Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Don key - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

"Share"

except I don't use the snooze button. Never have.

[Farley1324]

I am pretty sure we've had that posted in the Rant before, most likely multiple times. Shack too. And probably on on ******** feeds a time or ten.

It's still good though.

I especially like that pants never get dirty and looking at your watch 3 consecutive times to know what time it is.

[theshoupguy]

Andrew WK is the newly appointed cultural ambassador to the middle east?

whatdafuq

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2184836.html

"I'm very thankful to the Department of State for giving me the opportunity to visit a place I've never been before. And I feel very privileged and humbled by the chance to represent the United States of America and show the good people of Bahrain the power of positive partying. I can hardly wait for this adventure!"

...

whatdafuq

[Farley1324]

That doesn't surprise me. ^



Amazon is fukking Amazing. I ordered an item early Sunday morning and paid $3.99 (Prime membership) for the one day shipping. I'll be damned if it isn't at my local UPS facility right now, ready to make it to my doorstep tomorrow (Monday). Literally next day delivery for $3.99. Mind is blown.

I just ordered a few things about an hour ago (technically early AM on Monday)...and I already got a shipment notice with tracking member for some. Expected delivery dates of Tue-Thur (free 2 day shipping).

I once ordered a tub of protein powder and received it 22 hours later...without paying additional for shipping.

It's as if there is a team of employees watching me browse the website, selecting the items as soon as I start the checkout process, and personally driving them to my local UPS facility the instant I complete checkout.

[chazzy1864]

It takes a certain skill to not just find the relevant stats in Wikipedia but also be able to put those stats into a context that applies to the ongoing conversation in a humorous way.

Edit: What I am saying is I'm an Internet Expert

Edit 2: Besides, I could never troll as well as Trollando's post here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=148776133&p=98447...

Nicely done.

+ Way to find a video that isn't blocked in Germany.

My players all seem to have gone off this week. I might win in every single one of my 8 Yahoo leagues, probably going to score over 100 in 7 of them.

Look like TAAB might pass me for most points scored this week within our league, but currently that is mine

Fukking losing by 0.96 points last week. Fukkkk

It seems my bad leagues I'll most likely continue to lose in. The leagues that I've had a winning record in are continuing that trend too.

[adamdavidson47]

Fuuck the 49ers are good. I can't wait to see what Kaepernick does the rest of the season. He brings a whole other dimension to that offense. That defense is all world. A fun team to watch.

[ThickAsABrick]

FUUUUU



TAAB is going to likely come back and get the W cause my dumbass started Hillman and didn't start Shorts

Tough break, Herzeleid!

[ThickAsABrick]

It seems my bad leagues I'll most likely continue to lose in. The leagues that I've had a winning record in are continuing that trend too.

Heard a good stat this morning.

If you add his numbers in the second half of each season since 2010 (including Thursday's game), Brady has 49 TDs and only 2 INTs.

Cheers.

[chazzy1864]

Heard a good stat this morning.

If you add his numbers in the second half of each season since 2010 (including Thursday's game), Brady has 49 TDs and only 2 INTs.

Cheers.

Wow. That is ridonk and awesome.

[ThickAsABrick]

Andrew WK is the newly appointed cultural ambassador to the middle east?

whatdafuq

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2184836.html

"I'm very thankful to the Department of State for giving me the opportunity to visit a place I've never been before. And I feel very privileged and humbled by the chance to represent the United States of America and show the good people of Bahrain the power of positive partying. I can hardly wait for this adventure!"

...

whatdafuq

When it's time to party he will always party hard.

[im2manly]

With Eli back on track I am definitely going to win it all

[ThickAsABrick]

With Eli back on track I am definitely going to win it all

You can't beat team TAAB.

And you may not have Forte.

Peace.

[Final_Rep]

Andrew WK is the newly appointed cultural ambassador to the middle east?

whatdafuq

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2184836.html

"I'm very thankful to the Department of State for giving me the opportunity to visit a place I've never been before. And I feel very privileged and humbled by the chance to represent the United States of America and show the good people of Bahrain the power of positive partying. I can hardly wait for this adventure!"

...

whatdafuq

The uhh, party rocker?