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[Final_Rep]

I bet a wholesale purchase of 100 or so cases of twinkies today would yield 100% profit in a couple years... those things never expire! ;p

[adamdavidson47]

Yall talking about writing made me recall this one I wrote years ago. Verys hort story. I wrote it over a few days at most while I was in Cuba. A friend told me I should write some more things and I wrote this. She wasn't entirely thrilled with it, since her husband was deployed to Iraq at the time:

http://www.myspace.com/uradouchenozzle/blog/224122243


It still has its issues with general flow and sh*t. I forced the characters back story too much in the beginning. I haven't read it in forever, so that is my main critique I remember from back then.

Hahha here was a very, very short one (a paragraphs). I wrote that **** in no time:
http://www.myspace.com/uradouchenozzle/blog/221298236


+ Yes, this is linked to my myspace page. That was how long ago I wrote them.

Holy crap myspace brings back memories.

[adamdavidson47]

[theshoupguy]

Twinkies Dingdongson.

[theshoupguy]

I bet a wholesale purchase of 100 or so cases of twinkies today would yield 100% profit in a couple years... those things never expire! ;p

I'm really tempted to do that next weekend.
Serious.

Probably just snowballs and twinkies though. Would be too tempted to eat 100 cases worth of ho-hos and dingdongs.

[Final_Rep]

I'm really tempted to do that next weekend.
Serious.

Probably just snowballs and twinkies though. Would be too tempted to eat 100 cases worth of ho-hos and dingdongs.

[Farley1324]

I'm really tempted to do that next weekend.
Serious.

Probably just snowballs and twinkies though. Would be too tempted to eat 100 cases worth of ho-hos and dingdongs.

Ho-Hos go stale relatively quickly and taste like shit.

I hear Twinkies do the same. Not sure. I don't eat them much.

[adamdavidson47]

Here's a cliff notes comic for anyone who doesn't feel like reading what happened today.

[im2manly]

Here's a cliff notes comic for anyone who doesn't feel like reading what happened today.

Dom fuks with sigs? This is new. I would feel like a real dumb fuk if he fuked with my sig and didn't know it.

[Hishiad]

Dom fuks with sigs? This is new. I would feel like a real dumb fuk if he fuked with my sig and didn't know it.

lol

[theshoupguy]

Ho-Hos go stale relatively quickly and taste like shit.

I hear Twinkies do the same. Not sure. I don't eat them much.

Not sure what ho-hos/twinkies you've been eating, but I've had some that were a year old or more and they were just fine.

But I ain't no Hostess connoisseur.

[im2manly]

I know no one will believe me but ALL hostess twinky shiit is nasty

[Final_Rep]

I know no one will believe me but ALL hostess twinky shiit is nasty

It is a great relief to me that you clarified this for us. Hostess going out of business and its own employees not willing to save it wasn't quite enough proof. It now has the A2M Stamp of Real Shit That Happened.

[im2manly]

It is a great relief to me that you clarified this for us. Hostess going out of business and its own employees not willing to save it wasn't quite enough proof. It now has the A2M Stamp of Real Shit That Happened.

*******

[Final_Rep]

*******

lol

[Dominik]

The USPS tracking system is pretty dumb.

Package ordered last weekend, shipped from California, arrived in Atlanta's sorting facility today at 3am. Expected delivery date - today.
No updates on their tracker, and it's currently 8:35pm... kinda thinking it's not going to happen.

At least with Fedex/UPS, they'll update within an hour of something getting on the delivery truck.

USPS and 'tracking system' don't belong in the same sentence and it's even worse for international orders. The system will tell you that the last known location was a sort facility in Florida, provide no further details for 2 weeks and then one day an unmarked van shows up and a guy knocks on your door.

"F**k, there are a lot of cops around here. What's going on?"
-No idea
"Here you go."
(takes off in van like he stole it)

I'd rather pay a little more for UPS so I know which continent my package is on.

[Miketoc]

USPS and 'tracking system' don't belong in the same sentence and it's even worse for international orders. The system will tell you that the last known location was a sort facility in Florida, provide no further details for 2 weeks and then one day an unmarked van shows up and a guy knocks on your door.

"F**k, there are a lot of cops around here. What's going on?"
-No idea
"Here you go."
(takes off in van like he stole it)

I'd rather pay a little more for UPS so I know which continent my package is on.

^This times infinity billion.

[GeneralSerpant]

USPS and 'tracking system' don't belong in the same sentence and it's even worse for international orders. The system will tell you that the last known location was a sort facility in Florida, provide no further details for 2 weeks and then one day an unmarked van shows up and a guy knocks on your door.

"F**k, there are a lot of cops around here. What's going on?"
-No idea
"Here you go."
(takes off in van like he stole it)

I'd rather pay a little more for UPS so I know which continent my package is on.

Their flat-rate boxes are pretty popular, actually.

[Orlando1234977]

Their flat-rate boxes are pretty popular, actually.

^This times infinity billion.

[chazzy1864]

Ho-hos are fantastic. I haven't had one in years, but boy... when I was a stoner....

[GeneralSerpant]

Ho-hos are fantastic. I haven't had one in years, but boy... when I was a stoner....

The preservatives in a twinkie make it turn rock solid if left out for a very long time. Supposedly you can smash it with a hammer and it doesn't give.

[kvk1]

I know no one will believe me but ALL hostess twinky shiit is nasty

This.

Hostess makes some disgusting foods.

Little Debbie > All.

Give me some of that Oatmeal Creme Pie and I'm in fatty heaven.

[VoxExMachina]

Swiss Cake Rolls

Tell me you don't have your own ritual for eating them (like Oreos)

[VoxExMachina]

Also, finally saw Skyfall. Not bad. Definitely much less of a "debonaire" Bond, but the whole thing was like a Christopher Nolan version of the series. Better than Quantum of Solace, not as good as Casino Royale.

[Miketoc]

Also, finally saw Skyfall. Not bad. Definitely much less of a "debonaire" Bond, but the whole thing was like a Christopher Nolan version of the series. Better than Quantum of Solace, not as good as Casino Royale.

Felt the same way about it. I do want them to visit the Quantum organization again since that movie took it absolutely nowhere. Chazzy tells me this is in the works or something.

[Miketoc]

Ha, posted about a minute ago in my other sub'd thread:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post980556183

[chazzy1864]

Give me some of that Oatmeal Creme Pie and I'm in fatty heaven.

Homerdrool.jpg

Felt the same way about it. I do want them to visit the Quantum organization again since that movie took it absolutely nowhere. Chazzy tells me this is in the works or something.

lol I remember how angry/emotional you got over that. But yeah, according to the interwebs, Skyfall is not a sequel to Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace in the story line since. Chronologically it is, but it had nothing to do with that particular story line. they are apparently working on a third one in the "Quantum organization" storyline.

[adamdavidson47]

Wow. Bluejays are now 11-1 favorites to win the WS. I tried to get online and place a small wager when they were still 35-1 the day the trade was announced. Too late.

I don't think they are WS contenders, yet, but I do think they are legitimate playoff contenders now. They still need a 2B, and can always use more pitching. I'm starting to worry about what the F is taking Selig so long .

[chazzy1864]

The AL East should be exciting to watch. I wonder if Orioles can recreate their success from this past season. I'm doubtful, but hell, I was doubtful the entire season that they could keep it up... they did, much to the dismay of my Rays.

[adamdavidson47]

The AL East should be exciting to watch. I wonder if Orioles can recreate their success from this past season. I'm doubtful, but hell, I was doubtful the entire season that they could keep it up... they did, much to the dismay of my Rays.

I think/hope the Yankees will take a few steps back. Hopefully the Redsox continue to suck. The Rays will always be the Rays. Competetive due to their awesome pitching. They score just enough to win. Maddon should win manager of the century.

I honestly haven't been excited about the upcoming baseball season in November in a long time.