The Impossible to De-rail Thread, part II

[Kemo1990]

Videos of you doing the douche pump walk? no thanks

youll regret it im a ****ing lv99 douchemaster,only kanye outranks me

[latebloomingmom]

Videos of you doing the douche pump walk? no thanks

I like this picture its a good one Makes a good AVI




you guys look soo sweet

[Botika]

Morning y'all!!!

Apparently I need someone to follow me around with a megaphone...saying ominously, "Ma'am, please step away from the donuts!"

SUMBEECH!!! Get it together, seester!!!

[danap3681]

Not sure what the female equivalent is but did you do the douche pump walk?
Also going to start doing youtube vids regularly pm me if any of you would be interested in watching

Not sure the politically correct term for the female version but I did. I even went so far as to forego the buggy and load my basket with lots of heavy stuff so my arm would stay flexed while walking through the store.

[danap3681]

I never really liked them country gals, always was thinking of getting in to fights with rennecks but damn.

Would kick lots of reneck arse for this.

No camo... she ain't REDNECK!!

[NotBigEnough206]

No camo... she ain't REDNECK!!

LOL fine fine, contry gal.
Hows that.
BRB buying a lifted F350 Diesel lifted, Wearing cowboy boots and a hat to smash some country gals lol.
I dont know if Ill pass with my accent though.

[danap3681]

LOL fine fine, contry gal.
Hows that.
BRB buying a lifted F350 Diesel lifted, Wearing cowboy boots and a hat to smash some country gals lol.
I dont know if Ill pass with my accent though.

You would have a blast if you can to visit me! I would show you the ways of the country life. Big trucks, mud, chugging beer, shooting guns and skinny dipping in the creeks!!

[NotBigEnough206]

You would have a blast if you can to visit me! I would show you the ways of the country life. Big trucks, mud, chugging beer, shooting guns and skinny dipping in the creeks!!

LOL probablly, eh big trucks I always end up getting in to altercations with rennecks when we ride in the boonies, they get mad cause we pass them lol.
Beer I dont drink much, some hard liqour though I can do.
Mud damn girl, I dont want to get my shoes dirty lol.
Skinny dipping in the creek with you, why not.
Show me, teach me my sensei.
Actually I think I need to come visit down south, gotta come visit my sister in Mississipi, she married some souther boy down there and I need to go see her.

[Wyomann]

LOL probablly, eh big trucks I always end up getting in to altercations with rennecks when we ride in the boonies, they get mad cause we pass them lol.
Beer I dont drink much, some hard liqour though I can do.
Mud damn girl, I dont want to get my shoes dirty lol.
Skinny dipping in the creek with you, why not.
Show me, teach me my sensei.
Actually I think I need to come visit down south, gotta come visit my sister in Mississipi, she married some souther boy down there and I need to go see her.

We know the girls you like and they don't skinny dip, they chunky dunk.

[danap3681]

LOL probablly, eh big trucks I always end up getting in to altercations with rennecks when we ride in the boonies, they get mad cause we pass them lol.
Beer I dont drink much, some hard liqour though I can do.
Mud damn girl, I dont want to get my shoes dirty lol.
Skinny dipping in the creek with you, why not.
Show me, teach me my sensei.
Actually I think I need to come visit down south, gotta come visit my sister in Mississipi, she married some souther boy down there and I need to go see her.

Date and time. Got 2 girlfriends who live in MS so I will be there to meet and greet ya! Actually my avi is from my last visit to MS

We know the girls you like and they don't skinny dip, they chunky dunk.

LOL!

[NotBigEnough206]

We know the girls you like and they don't skinny dip, they chunky dunk.

HAHA hey there you were just promoted to El Capitan of the Japanese Wha***g ship. I already surrendered that to you man months ago. LOL

Thx for the rep you big bastard but both me and you know I aint strong enough to lift them hefty gals, thats all you Mr Highland Games you.

[NotBigEnough206]

Date and time. Got a 2 girlfriends who live in MS so I will be there to meet and greet ya! Actually my avi is from my last visit to MS



LOL!

you and 2 gals, damnnnnnn what that is a foursome? Never been in one of those.

Wyomannn you jelly, hey Dana the better not be big girls, if they is I will bring Wyomann with me to jump on a few Grenades.

[danap3681]

you and 2 gals, damnnnnnn what that is a foursome? Never been in one of those.

Wyomannn you jelly, hey Dana the better not be big girls, if they is I will bring Wyomann with me to jump on a few Grenades.

Not BIG girls. They are about average I guess. And crazy as me. They came from the same town and I grew up with them if that tells you how much fun it would be Last time we all got together I did a hip bump on some skank who sat by me in the club and she ass slid across the dance floor!!!

[NotBigEnough206]

Not BIG girls. They are about average I guess. And crazy as me. They came from the same town and I grew up with them if that tells you how much fun it would be Last time we all got together I did a hip bump on some skank who sat by me in the club and she ass slid across the dance floor!!!

LOL great, brb wearing my ballistics vest, bringing a couple guns and lets do this. Partay time.
But for real Ill let you know when I come down that way. Gotta show me the south, I need a tour guide anyways.

[taiga1]

I better be invited to this throwdown. May even shine up my best pair of boots for the special occasion.

[danap3681]

I better be invited to this throwdown. May even shine up my best pair of boots for the special occasion.

Uh oh!! taiga will travel!!

[NotBigEnough206]

I better be invited to this throwdown. May even shine up my best pair of boots for the special occasion.

ROFL damnnnn

I may need a few hours alone with Taiga though for a good cardio workout.

WYOMANNN you know you is jelly now, Taiga bring a hefty gal, Ill bring Flyoman to keep me company.

[David89]

No camo... she ain't REDNECK!!

i bet shes going camando

[BrotherWolf]

You would have a blast if you can to visit me! I would show you the ways of the country life. Big trucks, mud, chugging beer, shooting guns and skinny dipping in the creeks!!

You know we do that in NY as well ... not just in the south

[BrotherWolf]

ROFL damnnnn

I may need a few seconds alone with Taiga though for a good cardio workout.

WYOMANNN you know you is jelly now, Taiga bring a hefty gal, Ill bring Flyoman to keep me company.

fixed for you

[latebloomingmom]

No camo... she ain't REDNECK!!

oh I dunno she's got a hat and boots on

[NotBigEnough206]

fixed for you

LOL dont hate brah, just cause I aint on Viagras like you doesnt mean I cant get the job done haha.

[Botika]

Do you think she has butt implants?

[Wyomann]

Do you think she has butt implants?

No, that's my ex-GF and they're 100% real butt. The boobs are fake though.

NBE stop posting pics of women I've been with.

[latebloomingmom]

No, that's my ex-GF and they're 100% real butt. The boobs are fake though.

NBE stop posting pics of women I've been with.

well now dont that just explain why she is a getting in dat car to drive away





heheheeeeehehee

[NotBigEnough206]

well now dont that just explain why she is a getting in dat car to drive away





heheheeeeehehee

And guess whose BMW that is lol.

[Botika]

LULZ. She must have forgot her pants at your place Wyo!

[NotBigEnough206]

LULZ. She must have forgot her pants at your place Wyo!

LOL I dont mind, she was very adamant to get out of there quick. So I was like ok, fine nice bootay, get in.

[Wyomann]

LULZ. She must have forgot her pants at your place Wyo!

She stole my hat too, that's messed up.

[latebloomingmom]

hat...H-A-T