The Impossible to De-rail Thread, part II

[danap3681]

What I see 3 not 2, I dont know what youre talking about girl. Hey Im trying to be faithful here, but some chicks have said theyd share me with taiga so you know, if youre down to share lol or get in on the action. Who am I to say no, you feel me.

Unless youre a big girl, then wyowalrusmann is your boy.

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[NotBigEnough206]

I would never cheat on my woman, but if Taiga puts on 200lbs of pure fat I'll consider it.

Oh no brah she cant gain any weight being my woman, I would sexercise her too much. Shed be thin as a twig.

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LOL Dana hey big girls need love too.

[Wyomann]

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Once you go walrus you never go back.

[latebloomingmom]

knock those fat jokes off
I f*cking mean it

[penny0527]

what you want to be a redhead for anyhow??
I think the ones with green or blue eyes and freckles are cute but..
ya know what kind of a reputation a redheaded woman has??

It's true what they say about redheads. My sister is one and so is my niece.

[NotBigEnough206]

It's true what they say about redheads. My sister is one and so is my niece.

What kind of reputation are we speaking about here?

Sorry never really knew a red head?

[Kemo1990]

What kind of reputation are we speaking about here?

Sorry never really knew a red head?

only one i know is the soulless thing..from youtube. Also my brother in law has to be the biggest prick
-brb singing obnxiously loud randomly
-brb acting like my dog has the plague and nudging him with his feet everytime he even looks his way
-brb act like he owns their apartment when he doesnt do jack ****
-brb my sister is the smartest dumb person for marrying this douche****

[penny0527]

What kind of reputation are we speaking about here?

Sorry never really knew a red head?

The diplomatic description would be "fiery."

[latebloomingmom]

right^^^^^^ the true ones anyways can be quite temperamental in nature..

[Fawnl]

right^^^^^^ the true ones anyways can be quite temperamental in nature..

It is very true... We tend to be relatively nice most of the time, but piss a red head off and the whole ****ing world knows about it.

And I completely agree with LBM, cut out the fat jokes. They are rude and insensitive and completely uncalled for.

[Wyomann]

The diplomatic description would be "fiery."

Heh, I remember describing you as fiery when I first started posting here.

Is anyone gonna ask the natural redhead question?



edit: Ya, dana called me Wyowalrusman. It hurt my feelings.

[cowboybiker]

Heh, I remember describing you as fiery when I first started posting here.

Is anyone gonna ask the natural redhead question?

Ya mean does the carpet match the drapes?

I've always had a thing for redheads.

[latebloomingmom]

heard it a million times

[NotBigEnough206]

so does the carpet match the drapes?

[latebloomingmom]

so does the carpet match the drapes?

just who are you asking that question to?

[NotBigEnough206]

just who are you asking that question to?

Well youre a red head so yeah?

[Wyomann]

just who are you asking that question to?

When a redhead gets mad and no one is around, does it make a sound?

[latebloomingmom]

Well youre a red head so yeah?

I have brown eyes
no freckles
my hair is really reddish brown
does this answer your question yet?

[latebloomingmom]

When a redhead gets mad and no one is around, does it make a sound?

uuuuuuh ya!
have I mentioned I have a temper?
today was a catch up on homework/housework kind of day
well after my monster kicked in I decided to take a break from homework and get on the treadmill to burn off some steam


I love my treadmill normally..on a good day..
so I step on it and push the start button ..nothing
then its says : lube the belt
o0oooooo0oo0 crapola..
I just moved in this place a couple weeks ago ..
where the hell did I put the red plastic box with the treadmill oil and the tools needed at ????????
mmmmm so I can feel the heat starting to rise up in my face..getting aggravated
so I go upstairs..look in my closet: nope
look in the crawlspace in my room: nope
look in my son's room: nope
now I am cursing...throwing sh*t all over the place
look in the crawlspace in his room...nope
oh my friggin...son of a b*tch!!!!
downstairs I go..look in coat closet: no
look in the other closet: no
did I put it in the toolbox? no
by this time I am ranting and raving bloody murder
about my soon to be ex-husband and what the f*ck would he have taken my treadmill stuff for
anyhow unless he was just being his usual pr*ck of a self..

realizing I left the treadmill on I went back in thinking I might as well turn the f*cker off now
since I wont be using it....cough...ahem...
guess what was sitting next to it in the corner of the room....a red box
down on my hands and knees I go
loosen the belt, lube the belt, tighten it back up
by this tiime I am winding down from my temper fit
and still got on it and ran for a half hour

[latebloomingmom]

I have heard that some people are not actually like this
calm, collected, matter of fact, logical
I found that rather odd
how could ya not get mad?
some people it takes a lot to get them mad
me? boils just below the surface at all times

[David89]

..i like where this is going, lulz..in for the other ladies inputs

[EliteBrah]

What kind of reputation are we speaking about here?

Sorry never really knew a red head?

well i do and fuarkkk, i read once that red heads have higher sex drives and that it was scientificly proven. I dont know the exact reason but i did read a study saying they have higher testosterone than average.

and it sure does seem like it lol. have recieved many random surprising texts from red heads O.O they like to get it on

[Wyomann]

well i do and fuarkkk, i read once that red heads have higher sex drives and that it was scientificly proven. I dont know the exact reason but i did read a study saying they have higher testosterone than average.

and it sure does seem like it lol. have recieved many random surprising texts from red heads O.O they like to get it on

Ya, look at the red head on American Pie, the red head on True Blood, and LBM.

[aristomeow]

Ya, look at the red head on American Pie, the red head on True Blood, and LBM.

Yearnin for a burnin, you are.

[Wyomann]

Yearnin for a burnin, you are.

At this point that could mean many things. I'll choose it to mean some kind of innuendo.

[Visagex]

i dated a redhead once

she tried to smother me with a pillow while i was sleeping

moral of the story: stay away from redheads



notsrs

[aristomeow]

i dated a redhead once

she tried to smother me with a pillow while i was sleeping

moral of the story: stay away from redheads



notsrs

Only a redhead could screw up something as simple as a pillow smothering. Ugh.


Notsrs

[Visagex]

Only a redhead could screw up something as simple as a pillow smothering. Ugh.


Notsrs

im getting this strange feeling that you wouldnt have missed me if she succeeded

[aristomeow]

im getting this strange feeling that you wouldnt have missed me if she succeeded

whatever could give you that idea?!

[Visagex]

whatever could give you that idea?!

i got my eyes on you