Thanks misc. ..you MESSED up my weekend (PICS) (cliffs) (srs)
Alright lads. You might remember this thread I made a few days ago:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=148486133
I'm still staying with my mate up near Bagnor, in Berkshire England. He's a uni Brah so we've been attending gatherings/parties etc.
On Friday he got invited to his friends birthday bash thing. It was a rented out venue/bar. You lot rinsed me in the last thread for rolling up sober. So I pre-drank with my mate. Got through a large bottle of Vodka between us and a few sly cans of beer. My status at the end of the pre drink session: Somewhat yucky.
We left with an aim to get to the party at 11pm. I decided to take a small bottle of vodka. My aim? To top up peoples drinks as I walk around.
Got to the door of the venue at 11ish. Bouncer at the door with a guest list let everyone in including my mate. As I went to stroll in the bouncer held out his hand against my chest to stop me walking in. He bert stared me and asked for my name. Of course my name wasn't on the list. It took about 15 minutes for my friend to locate the birthday girl who told the bouncer to let me in. He then noticed my bottle of vodka and conviscated it. ******* got right in my face and said "You're in my bad books, boy".
Got in and the tunes were banging out. I was drunk so my walk was in time with the music lol (cringe) (dance walk). I was confident enough to let my mate do his own thing and got chatting to a table of girls for about 10-12minutes. One of them recgonised me from that awkward house party but I redeemed my status. Sly pic of the table as I walked off:
I then went to the bar and ordered a few cheeky jagerbombs for the girls. I thought it was a decent plan:
When I got back to the table there were two other lads chatting to them. I put the tray down and the cheeky knts drank them all. I was just stood there like "Lolwut?". I was rustled and walked off in a pretty bad mood.
Got chatting to another girl. 4.25/10 misc standards. Asked if I could take her pic she said no so I just went ninja instead. Flash means she noticed:
She asked wtf the flash was and I just denied all knowledge. I was with this girl for about 30mins. We started playing one of those arcard machines they have in pubs. We ended up getting top score. For our team name I put this:
She went NUTS. Accused me of being homophobic (I'm not btw) and how No Homo is "Disrespectul to most folk". She stormed off and in a rage I went to the smokers area.
Dat dere bouncer was in there. I lit up a cigarette (social smoker checking in). This bouncer wouldn't stop staring so I asked him what his problem was. He said "You". In another drunken rage I hit a potted plant that was in the smokers. This bouncer then grabbed me and chucked me out!! I was left wondering the streets and yucky. Threw up everywhere and ended up meetng my mate and crashing back at his. This was taken by someone else. It's a pic of the potted plant:
Needless to say you guys messed things up. Pre drink they said. Buy drinks they said. It will work, they said. Brb fuming.
Go to a party at a rented bar
Pre drink like a mad man
Bouncer refuses entry and takes my drink
Eventually get in
Get talking to girls and buy them drinks
Get back and some lads took my drinks
Get talking to another girl
Rustle her jimmies by accident
Go to smokers area and hit potted plant
Get forced out by some bouncer
LOL @ you lot for thinking your advice works. I'm on my own next time.
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10-01-2012, 03:21 AM #1
Thanks misc. ..you MESSED up my weekend (PICS) (cliffs) (srs)
Last edited by iamlouis; 10-01-2012 at 03:48 AM.
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10-01-2012, 03:24 AM #2U wot m1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1
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lol'd at No Homo name
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10-01-2012, 03:24 AM #3Flanned
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Well we can't knock it out of the park every time, OP.
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10-01-2012, 03:25 AM #4Registered User
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lol this is the misc bro ... btw op is a *******
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10-01-2012, 03:26 AM #5Registered User
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pre-drink =/= phucked up
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10-01-2012, 03:26 AM #6avi is 3 weeks of lifting
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lol.
you got good advice. you just fuked it up brah
better luck next time. you talked to more chicks then the average miscer has in months*Always look over my shoulder when I'm about to be racist crew*
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*sings along to taylor swift in the car crew*
*knows all the words off by heart crew*
*getting shredded for taylor swift concert crew*
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10-01-2012, 03:27 AM #7Do I even lift
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SAY AIM AGAIN MOTHERFUGGER
Yeah OP you dun goofed. Idea is to predrink til you get a buzz, not down loads of vodka and turn into a retard.
Also, what the fug were you doing trying to slyly take pictures of who you were with? That's creepy as SHEET.
AND never fugging buy girls drinks ever.
lol'd at nohomo though
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10-01-2012, 03:27 AM #8
problem #1: spending your whole night with the sole purpose of putting together a thread on the misc about it
problem #2: name is louis
problem #3: full blown gay kunt
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10-01-2012, 03:28 AM #9Stalking Takes Dedication
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Op is a socially awkward *******. Blames everyone but himself. Nothing new to see here.
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10-01-2012, 03:28 AM #10Bleeeah
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strong flash
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10-01-2012, 03:29 AM #11Pedicabo ego vos et irrum
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OP is a massive failure. Nice job letting *******s drink your drinks and mack on your ladies. Do you even alpha male?
Still Cuckin On Four Fours, Wrapped In Four Voes
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10-01-2012, 03:29 AM #12
hahahah classic
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10-01-2012, 03:29 AM #13Registered User
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phuckin' lol'ed.
This is how a thread should be. A nice story, plenty of pics accompanied by descriptions and then failure or success. in this case, failure.
measled op.
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10-01-2012, 03:29 AM #14
buying 3 sloots drinks that was your problem you dumb fuk, then leaving them there for the other guys to drink them you deserved that one.
DO NOT EVER BUY SLOOTS YOU JUST MET DRINKS, NEVER
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10-01-2012, 03:29 AM #15I'm cultivating mass
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lol @ taking a photo with flash about 10cm from her face @ an attempt of getting a ninja pic.
lol @ letting dudes drink things you paid for.
lol @ losing your vodka
i wish this was a troll.
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10-01-2012, 03:30 AM #16Registered User
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lol
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10-01-2012, 03:31 AM #17
Man, you guys are harsh. :S
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10-01-2012, 03:31 AM #18Registered User
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loled at taking a ninja pic with flash on and denying all recollection of the flash occurring.
repped good sir!
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10-01-2012, 03:32 AM #19Registered User
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literally lost it at the flash picture
how on earth could you deny all knowledge?
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10-01-2012, 03:34 AM #20I'm cultivating mass
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Originally Posted by MiKey4
op must have thought it was a neuralizer that would wipe her memory.
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10-01-2012, 03:35 AM #21Typing completely sober
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When you say large bottle do you mean handle? I think a handle is around 40 shots, so you drank 20 shots, and a few beers before going? That's your problem. You don't get smashed as all fukk before you go in.
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10-01-2012, 03:36 AM #22Forgot I had flash on lol.Originally Posted by MiKey4
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10-01-2012, 03:36 AM #23Registered Alpha
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1) Your first mistake was getting fuked up with pre-drinks
2) you shouldn't have bought drinks
3) you don't use misc lingo outside of the misc
4) you were drunk, so the way you perceived that whole situation is probably nothing like how it actually went, a.k.a you were probably an annoying drunk
no one to blame but yourself brahStarting weight: 0.00177 mg
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10-01-2012, 03:36 AM #24Vodka mixers bro. Just topped up glasses of coke with vodka whilst playing on the Xbox 360.Originally Posted by Dabonusballa
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10-01-2012, 03:37 AM #25tiny
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lost it at the flash photo hahahhahah
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10-01-2012, 03:37 AM #26acute
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5 star thread!
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10-01-2012, 03:37 AM #27Registered Doge
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10/10 woodreadagain!
Lol'd @ ninja picture with a flash of a thousand lights.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
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10-01-2012, 03:38 AM #28Probably high
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Do you just let random guys drink your jagers?
Holy ****, that's off the charts on the *******ry scale.I rape back anyone.
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10-01-2012, 03:39 AM #29Down under
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10-01-2012, 03:40 AM #30Registered User
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Originally Posted by iamlouis
Alright lads. You might remember this thread I made a few days ago:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=148486133
I'm still staying with my mate up near Bagnor, in Berkshire England. He's a uni Brah so we've been attending gatherings/parties etc.
On Friday he got invited to his friends birthday bash thing. It was a rented out venue/bar. You lot rinsed me in the last thread for rolling up sober. So I pre-drank with my mate. Got through a large bottle of Vodka between us and a few sly cans of beer. My status at the end of the pre drink session: Somewhat yucky.
We left with an aim to get to the party at 11pm. I decided to take a small bottle of vodka. My aim? To top up peoples drinks as I walk around.
Got to the door of the venue at 11ish. Bouncer at the door with a guest list let everyone in including my mate. As I went to stroll in the bouncer held out his hand against my chest to stop me walking in. He bert stared me and asked for my name. Of course my name wasn't on the list. It took about 15 minutes for my friend to locate the birthday girl who told the bouncer to let me in. He then noticed my bottle of vodka and conviscated it. ******* got right in my face and said "You're in my bad books, boy".
Got in and the tunes were banging out. I was drunk so my walk was in time with the music lol (cringe) (dance walk). I was confident enough to let my mate do his own thing and got chatting to a table of girls for about 10-12minutes. One of them recgonised me from that awkward house party but I redeemed my status. Sly pic of the table as I walked off:
I then went to the bar and ordered a few cheeky jagerbombs for the girls. I thought it was a decent plan:
When I got back to the table there were two other lads chatting to them. I put the tray down and the cheeky knts drank them all. I was just stood there like "Lolwut?". I was rustled and walked off in a pretty bad mood.
Got chatting to another girl. 4.25/10 misc standards. Asked if I could take her pic she said no so I just went ninja instead. Flash means she noticed:
She asked wtf the flash was and I just denied all knowledge. I was with this girl for about 30mins. We started playing one of those arcard machines they have in pubs. We ended up getting top score. For our team name I put this:
She went NUTS. Accused me of being homophobic (I'm not btw) and how No Homo is "Disrespectul to most folk". She stormed off and in a rage I went to the smokers area.
Dat dere bouncer was in there. I lit up a cigarette (social smoker checking in). This bouncer wouldn't stop staring so I asked him what his problem was. He said "You". In another drunken rage I hit a potted plant that was in the smokers. This bouncer then grabbed me and chucked me out!! I was left wondering the streets and yucky. Threw up everywhere and ended up meetng my mate and crashing back at his. This was taken by someone else. It's a pic of the potted plant:
Needless to say you guys messed things up. Pre drink they said. Buy drinks they said. It will work, they said. Brb fuming.
Go to a party at a rented bar
Pre drink like a mad man
Bouncer refuses entry and takes my drink
Eventually get in
Get talking to girls and buy them drinks
Get back and some lads took my drinks
Get talking to another girl
Rustle her jimmies by accident
Go to smokers area and hit potted plant
Get forced out by some bouncer
LOL @ you lot for thinking your advice works. I'm on my own next time.
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