why do horses let us ride them? (srs)

[Dreyth]

like wtf? wouldnt that chit be pissed off once a fukking 200lb man sits on its back? how do they put up with it?

why the hell are they okay with it?

[Yoisino]

This thread gets the yoisino stamp of approval.

[Tycho_Brohe]

[LaCosaNostra90]

Cause we will fukin kill them if they dont. We run this planet, alpha human checkin in

[Azza84]

like wtf? wouldnt that chit be pissed off once a fukking 200lb man sits on its back? how do they put up with it?

why the hell are they okay with it?

Because they were created by God like that for a reason.

[CheeBye]

Because they were created by God like that for a reason.

Came in to post this, left satisfied.

[SeriousDon]

It's because we tame them and train them to let us ride them just like we train dogs...

Go find a wild horse and hop on his back..... ..... R.I.P. sweet trampled op

[im12watisthis]

srsly nearly pissed myself just reading the title

[BigBert44]

You can ride anything once it has a saddle placed on it. Spurs and whips also teach horses whose boss.

[Deano87]

[LaCosaNostra90]

manelet checking in

Strong avi and spelling

[xtraviolent]

Because they know what we'll do to them if they refuse.

[mistrvi]

because we ride them to places they want to be

[brent89]

Why do they let farmers **** them? It's the way she goes.

[January912]

An average horse weighs 800-1,200 pounds

Pick the middle number, it weighs 1,000 pounds

A large majority of that is muscle

1:5 ratio of a 200 pound man

Coupled with all that fakin juicy powerful beast muscle



It'd be like you walking with a light backpack on.

[JakesOnYouBrahh]

lol'd hard @ question

[0tomz0]

because they are perfect for it. literally the perfect design as a transport machine. basically a walking seat, look at that sittable back!

[ExEctomorph]

I'm not into bestiality OP.

[onebobby5]

thread title is fukking hilarious

[Dreyth]

but really tho. if a horse weighs half a ton and i weigh 200 and sit on it, that's 20% of its weight. thats like me wearing a 40lb backpack. that'd be a fukking bish.

not only that but we tell them where to go and chit and they comply, goddam.

[matw]

some don't. my mother knew a woman that rode a horse and died due to the horse not wanting a rider.
the cheeky kunt deliberately went offcourse and ran under a massive tree branch to get said woman off, unfortunately she died.

[Dreyth]

some don't. my mother knew a woman that rode a horse and died due to the horse not wanting a rider.
the cheeky kunt deliberately went offcourse and ran under a massive tree branch to get said woman off, unfortunately she died.

gtfo, thats so sad

[MrOpee]

[BrosefMengele]

because we ride them to places they want to be

Lol

[LorasTyrell]

saw thread tittle. burst out laughing. came it to post this and rep op for the awesome laugh i had. cheered me up.

[saggies]

in on 5 star thread

[BoomPowSurprise]

Cause we will fukin kill them if they dont. We run this planet, alpha human checkin in

Cicozzi, that you?

[Z3DsD3AD]

Phucking bump for old Lolz thread.

[CatFoodbrah]

An average horse weighs 800-1,200 pounds

Pick the middle number, it weighs 1,000 pounds

A large majority of that is muscle

1:5 ratio of a 200 pound man

Coupled with all that fakin juicy powerful beast muscle



It'd be like you walking with a light backpack on.

a 40 pound backpack isn't "light" when it comes to backpacks.

[NamelessMuffin]

because they are perfect for it. literally the perfect design as a transport machine. basically a walking seat, look at that sittable back!

Phucking lol'd