random drunk sloot came into my apt. and is sleeping on my roommates bed wat do -PICS

[StevieMe]

If she did actually decide to press rape charges for example because she wakes up confused and panicky, you do realise you are 100% phucked OP?
I mean what the hell are you going to tell cops. That some random bish broke into your apartment and found her way into your friend's bed and you guys didn't phone the cops or do **** about it? They will laugh at you then cuff your dumb ass.

[muddyrover]

anymore new pics ?

[glenn777]

that spider thing is literally retarded, like wtf... no1 would play that they would just walk right by. like who the fuk thinks anyone wud play that? u socially awkward muthaphukers really piss me off

urineidiot

how you gunna walk by it if your floors completely covered?

[HighRolluh]

BRB leaving a random person in my house...

Not literally go out about ur day. But u hear her moving the bed, make the door creak, try to open door, WTF at bish, etc. to play it off as u had no idea

[MtnJax]

agree with the aforementioned idea of making a big breakfast and have it waiting for her.. talking like a huge plate of pancakes, bacon, sausage, eggs and coffee/orange juice and say it is all for her and she must eat it

[E90335i]

Just think of a random story to come up with, but believable and always stick to your guns.
Then the rest of her college career she will always think of something she actually never did.
Props OP for not being a douche and thinking long term benefits. Repped

[GGekko]

Laughing so hard at the misc hat

[1crave]

what would you have done if she puked while sleeping and died from it ?
she was locked in the room and drunk as hell so this is a legit scenario.

lol good luck trying to tell the police you "found" a random dead girl in your flat.





(srs question please respond)

[OptimusPrim3]

If she did actually decide to press rape charges for example because she wakes up confused and panicky, you do realise you are 100% phucked OP?
I mean what the hell are you going to tell cops. That some random bish broke into your apartment and found her way into your friend's bed and you guys didn't phone the cops or do **** about it? They will laugh at you then cuff your dumb ass.

Strong misunderstanding of the real world. When I take the vid of waking her up you'll see that most bishes won't do that, even if she did there is literally ZERO evidence of me touching her in anyway. This is college bro, people sleep at randos houses all the time

[Satanism77]

Definitely funny, but I would have called the police on her a long long time ago personally (if she locked my door and refused to get out that is).

I don't care if she's female, that's dangerous as hell letting some stranger walk in your apartment like that.

This. She could be anyone and by letting her into apartment you are opening yourself up for a world of potential ****.

[Steveyblack]

Does she have a purse on her? Phone? Go through that ****, find the money and get a nice breakfast with it. if there are any nudes on her phone just post em

[cyde]

Lol, why call the police? I'll just wake her up and kindly tell her to gtfo

First off it would have covered your own ass. It's unlikely that she will cause a stink, but personally I rather take precautions when it comes to these things. This girl needs a cold, hard wake up call before bad things happen to her. Waking up in a jail cell might be enough to knock some sense into her before she gets blackout drunk and barges into the wrong apartment or house and ends up getting raped for real or worse. Wouldn't be surprised if she drove herself home blackout drunk and walked into the wrong apartment. inb4 lunatic

Despite all this I'm still repping you for making a proper thread with pictures, misc hat, and spoon.

[nahbro]

where at in colorado OP?

csu / fort collins?

[gregor100]

misc hat omfg

edit - http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2im759d&s=6

dis u op? (mayb repost)

[HighRolluh]

If she did actually decide to press rape charges for example because she wakes up confused and panicky, you do realise you are 100% phucked OP?
I mean what the hell are you going to tell cops. That some random bish broke into your apartment and found her way into your friend's bed and you guys didn't phone the cops or do **** about it? They will laugh at you then cuff your dumb ass.

This x2.

Cops: "911 wuts yo emergency?"
OP: "So this drunk girl walked into my apartment, slept in my roomates bed, locked the door, and I want to get rid of her"
Cops: "U wot m8?"

vs

Her side of the story:

Her: "OMG, i don't remember anythang last night. How da fuq am I in this bedroom? OOOOO MYYYYYYY GAWWWWWWDDD. I wuz raped!!!!"
Jury: "He raped her". "He's lieing". "Sounds too coicidential in OP's case." (+WK, *******s, beta, women logic)
Judge: "I hear by pronounce u guilty on count of one rape charge, sentenced to 7 years in jail"


Misc: "Op is a *******". "Didn't deliver". "Lol got jailed bcuz of sloot"

[7rmr]

Strong misunderstanding of the real world. When I take the vid of waking her up you'll see that most bishes won't do that, even if she did there is literally ZERO evidence of me touching her in anyway. This is college bro, drunk girls falsely charge guys with rape all the time

I fixed your paragraph for you.

[TehHoneyBadger]

In about two hours this is going to get very interesting.

[safi connection]

The person who notifies police first usually gets the best shake.

I'd call the police to report an intruder in your home and have them drag her off. That way you'd be covering your bases after they find the drunk bish there who doesn't even know where she is.

The fact that op was dumb enough to let her in does not bode well, even I'd he calls the cops first still might look sus 'yeah I let this girl into my house and she got in my bed can you get her out'. Sounds like a cover for rape if under heard one. If I was op I'd drag her out if bed and dump her in the hallway, just get ef the hell out of your apartment

[dtoxUK]

Strong misunderstanding of the real world. When I take the vid of waking her up you'll see that most bishes won't do that, even if she did there is literally ZERO evidence of me touching her in anyway. This is college bro, people sleep at randos houses all the time

yeah bro and how many men are accused of rape daily in the US because of some stupid teenager wh*re?

You are phucking idiots and need to call the police, maybe then she will learn not to be such a dumb lightweight scank getting herself into stupid positions. Call police.

[HighRolluh]

Unless u got solid video tape evidence

[orangetide]

wake her up NOW OP

[BlackGenetics10]

yeah bro and how many men are accused of rape daily in the US because of some stupid teenager wh*re?

You are phucking idiots and need to call the police, maybe then she will learn not to be such a dumb lightweight scank getting herself into stupid positions. Call police.

let them put their lives in the hand of the stranger woman rather than taking action for themselves

no need to be men when woman logic will prevail

[ForgetfulBrah]

Lmao, you have a real chip on your shoulder don't you little *******? Strong assumptions and very strong reading comprehension, you drop out of middle school brah? Of course the situation is funny as hell, and the opportunity is there to make it even better. How ****ing dense are you brah?

humour me for a moment

in a hypothetical world where you have friends, friend #1 comes to you and says;

"holy chit man, you'll never guess what happened last night!"

you: fuark brah, what happend brah!? did zeezprah visit you in your dreams bro? fuarrrrrrk mirin' bro!

hypothetical friend #1: no! what? what the fukk are you talking about?... no, anyway bro some drunk chick turned up at mine and hypothetical friend #2's place at 7 in the morning. bish literally just walked in and hopped into bed with hypothetical friend #2. chit was fukken hilarious! check out this snap i got

*shows you passed out drunk bish asleep in hypothetical friend #2's bed*

you: that's all very well and good brah, but did you lift the covers and snap her toes, did you get a shot of her angus? did you pour a bucket of ice cold water all over her head for the lulz? tell me you did!

hypothetical friend #1: what the fuk is wrong with you man? are you serious? this chit is gold. you should have seen her face when she woke up man. anyway what did you get up to last night?

you: i, err, i... misk'd

hypothetical friend #1: .....


later that day


hypothetical friend #2: yo, did you see Cronoh?

hypothetical friend #1: yeah, since when did he become such a massive *******?

hypothetical friend #2: since, like, forever










tl;dr - stop being such an e-*******

[OptimusPrim3]

Does she have a purse on her? Phone? Go through that ****, find the money and get a nice breakfast with it. if there are any nudes on her phone just post em

No.

First off it would have covered your own ass. It's unlikely that she will cause a stink, but personally I rather take precautions when it comes to these things. This girl needs a cold, hard wake up call before bad things happen to her. Waking up in a jail cell might be enough to knock some sense into her before she gets blackout drunk and barges into the wrong apartment or house and ends up getting raped for real or worse. Wouldn't be surprised if she drove herself home blackout drunk and walked into the wrong apartment. inb4 lunatic

Despite all this I'm still repping you for making a proper thread with pictures, misc hat, and spoon.

Thanks, this is a life lesson for me. Never let random drunk people into your home, but it's for the lulz now

where at in colorado OP?

csu / fort collins?

Yup, inb4sh*tgetsreal

[RealAesthetic]

i like the breakfast idea, she'll forsure love oyu guys if she wakes up to bacon and eggs n chit..


future lay.. profit ?

[HighRolluh]

Srs, helped my dad out in law class for HW and learned this story about this bish that touched this college soccer star's dik while at a party and he was still somehow found of rape despite finding seminal residue from s.o. else in her vajj Real chit. Also judge gave like 2 yrs to this incestual MILF yesterday or a while ago on Misc. Real chit.

[MtnJax]

OP, you and your roommate should get semi-dressed and one go to a nearby fast food place and get some breakfast. after said breakfast has been acquired, have roommate walk into his room with cup in hand as if he is getting something from his room and when he walks in he can then act "surprised" and be all like WTF, who are you and what are you doing in our apartment and wake the chick up and act like you guys just got back and she got into your apartment while you were gone

[7rmr]

Potential suggestion, if you have anything broken or that you want replaced, smash it up a little bit and put it in the room beside the bed. Then say when she barged in she smashed your **** and you want her to replace it.

Could be a good way to get some new stuff.

[RealAesthetic]

potential suggestion, if you have anything broken or that you want replaced, smash it up a little bit and put it in the room beside the bed. Then say when she barged in she smashed your **** and you want her to replace it.

Could be a good way to get some new stuff.

fukkin lolll !!!

[RuskiBrah]

she looks biuriful (srs).
would cuddle till she wakes up (nowk)












But yeah id rape her now since ur getting charged for it sooner or later.