Holy phucking **** idc if this is troll thread I lol'd so hard hahahahahaha you sir made my day.... Strong glutes.... jk teach me your awesomeness oh default nordddd/ and or troll. Btw you've actually become less muscular over your years in the gym. *Just observing* from afar... in your bush... fap fap
Just like online, I always attract the insane people. So just this morning, and this is exactly this morning, I went to the gym 6:30, wise from experience, that insane irl trolls try to stick between and steal my machine or rack, because this has happened with both the lats pull cable, as well as the bench set (different but similarly insane dudes)
So... I came there. Did what I should. Warming up with singles:
This is now 7:15 in the morning, and a chump and 'his' chick stumbles in, and this clusterfuk of a retard walks directly to the bar you can see on the photo, loaded up to 185 kilo (this is exactly what u see in the pic), and the moron asks if I'm ready. So I say sure lift it, but u can't take off any weights. The fuker gets mad and asks when I'm in fact ready and I say how the hell would I know. So this deranged zombie stumbles away, and I have to restart lifting again.
So this is what I do after he's gone
This is just one of the weird reactions I get in the gym. I actually had to flee the arena there, because insane people can't be argued with, for example I told him, well there are other bars you know, but arguments just don't work. So I went away, and to another gym. By then I had dropped the deadlifting for today, and went straight to the dumbbell press. So what happens there is pretty much the usual - people get very nervous and start lifting over their capacity making ugly noises. And one older woman drops her bar right on the floor next to my foot.
Who you callin chicken legs pony tail? I lift more with my d*ck bruh you could stop being a turd and let the guy work in a few sets on your single reps *You would have time if you were attempting to power lift* instead you tryed to provoke him by being a prick* I'm 17 and look better than you.. you mad *default nord* who ****ing one rep maxes all day the only thing 1rm on my profile is my bench and it's pretty bad. BUT once again you're an epic troll. *bows*
Oh yeah there was another occurrence the same day, a young woman who came in with black tights and pink top and started squatting next to the dumbbell station. It was the way she was doing it. She took the olympic bar, put on tiny weights on both sides, and started squatting, but she stopped in the bottom rocking up and down! About three times, then up and redoing it, for reps. This was at a gym where young women used to stare on me, while I was stretching, so I'm used to that sort lol.
I'm mad. I'm pretty mad lol. I don't understand people like this. They don't work a ****ing day on anything in apparently 25 ****ing years and they get no results and still yet somehow convince themselves that they're the **** and have accomplished something greater than anything ever achieved before. People who just ****ing pretend that they value working hard and improving themselves when really they're just a giant Hindenberg ****ing balloon of hot air and man nothing makes me want to ****ing crush skulls like this. I hope one day you realize that you haven't actually worked on anything like you claim and that the bitter self-loathing drives you to actually work towards something. I really do. Since you seem to value the idea of improving I hope something happens to you that makes you, well, ACTUALLY DO IT. I hate when people get all mad and try to slam someone down else on the internet but man OP, you make me right the **** pissed off.
Last edited by babyblender; 11-29-2012 at 10:05 AM.
im really not even sure what to say....but for some reason I am typing on this keyboard right now and, oh wait I just got a txt msg from my bank. now I have an itch on the left side of my head. damn its moving its way to the back of my head now , ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
srs I need your workout/diet/supps/ now plz.
“Man – He sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”