BRB - black ghetto guys asking you: "so watcha doin here?"
BRB - white European answering: "I'm a researcher and attend a conference here in town"
BRB - stab stab stab
Enjoyed the 7 hour drive to the Canadian side of the Niagara Falls though.
Edit: in unrelated news, Tom's Oyster Bar in Bricktown, Detroit, is awesome