Ill go first.
A few years back in 2009 I got my foot stung by a sting ray. Lol just a sting,right brahs? FUK NO!!!
This is how it felt: Imagine with each individual heart beat, your foot gets smashed with 200 pounds of force from a sledgehammer. This is how constant and drastic the pain of the poison was, felt so badman. Couldn't sleep or talk, just scream like a little bish for 24 hours consecutively each second. Didn't have to get foot amputated though, all is good now
inb4 ppl comment on no pics, lol dont have enough posts yet. Share your stories brah, GO!
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09-17-2012, 10:17 AM #1
ITT: We share the most amount of pain we have ever been in
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Never broke a bone
never a cut needing stitches or worse
never had any surgeries even minor like tonsils
My worst pain is probably minimal compared to a lot of people
Probably dry heave from vomit or a really bad cramp
I've cramped less than 10 times in my life. Haven't throw up from illness besides minor food poisoning or alcohol in 15+ years.*PUREBLOOD CREW*
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09-17-2012, 10:26 AM #6
By far it was my apendix. Went to doctor and they said it wasnt so i went back home for another two days in the worst pain of my life before going to the er and having them tell me i could have died due to it about to rupture. What a piece of **** doctor that was,never again... Pain was so bad if i moved at all it brought tears to my eyes.
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09-17-2012, 10:27 AM #7
Fuked up my ankle skateboarding when I was about 14. My whole foot was just a big purple blob and I couldn't even sleep from the pain. Looking back I should've gone to the hospital just so I could get some painkillers.
Also smashed my head on my dad's weight bench when I was about 4 and had to get stitches. I don't really remember the pain that well, I just remember laying in the back of my parents car, bleeding all over my face.
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last february i fell 86ft breaking 6 ribs on my left side in 23 places, losing a rib, shattering my pelvis in 5 places, left shoulder in 2 places, tailbone split in half, also lost 20% of my left lung and had nerve damage in my right leg.
brb couldn'tt turn to either side without screaming in pain
brb couldn't stand up without passing out because of the amount of pain i was in
brb even on morphine i could still feel everything.
edit: what my ribs look like now....
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Shot twice and slightly blown up in roadside bomb.
Left leg above my ankle
middle of my back to the right of my spine, just below the rib.
Those hurt pretty good.
Bomb left some shrapnel in arms legs and have various small scars here and there. nothing is missing and evrything works as it should.
Not all at once. LOL. They happened over a 19 month period.USMC 1371 1999-2003
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09-17-2012, 10:34 AM #18
Recovery from hydrocelectomy.
A hydrocele is basically when the membrane around your testicle fills with fluid due to some sort of trauma or blockage. One of my nuts ended up about the size of a lemon. They had to go in straight through the ballsack. Had to wear a blood drain for 48 hours afterwards, and couldn't move my legs without intense pain. That being said, the pain only lasted for about 3 days and I healed almost completely in a week, and my doctor told me I basically have superhuman healing ability and should have healed 3 times slower. So eff yeah.
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Got a a MAJOR cramp in my calf while I was masturbating
Imagine being so close to busting your nut, then your leg cramps up so you end up huddled over in pain, while you're buttnaked and your penor is still erect, and you let out moans in pain and agony, which gets the attention of your mother, who comes rushing in to find you folded up like a god damn pretzel with an erect dick
Painful and embarassing.
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09-17-2012, 10:37 AM #22
Severe ear pain the night before I realized I had bells palsy and got paralysis in half of my face for 2-3 weeks.
I've had a middle ear infection in the past, and this was easily 10x worse.
I wa only able to sleep an hour and it was in little 10-20 minute bursts throughout the night.
It was like constant waves of what felt like someone stabbing me in my ear with something sharp, and caused some pretty fcuking serious headaches.
It was just waves after waves of the most intense pain I've ever had. A lot worse than rebound headaches or anything else I've ever experienced.
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09-17-2012, 10:37 AM #23
So I was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. Really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi". Anyway she saw me doing that and it was before class actually started so we could move around and stuff, so she came up and offered to crack my back for me, and i thought it was kind of weird, but accepted. So i stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this way? I have seen it, but it is weird to explain.)
Anyway, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounce. something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down I couldn't feel my legs. I twas like they were totally asleep. So I ****in collapsed in a heap on the ground, my legs going off in weird directions. Then I heard a hella loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, I was so embarrassed and I looked up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like what the hell is going on so I tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was really mad and thought I was just being a freak and ****ting on the floor, but after a while they realized I wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance.
So I went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now I'm completely fine.
So... I never went back to that school.
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09-17-2012, 10:38 AM #25
dislocated shoulder during football game
sat in er for like 2 hours cuz we had no athletic trainer at the game that day
brb watching meerkat manor for 2 hours in major pain
when i finally get called in nurse puts my arm in a sling no matter how much i tell her my arm doesnt do that movement right now
eventually got injected with morphine and i was in heaven after that
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09-17-2012, 10:39 AM #26
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did it arm wrestling december 12, 2009
not even close to your injuries, but they decided to put 13 screws and a plate in there
the sound of your arm snapping, I'll never forget it. I can watch videos of people breaking bones, just not arms. Those two ends were very, very sharp too, knife sharp, from a spiral fracture from twisting the bone. when I broke it, after about an hour, the tendons and muscles started to shrink, pulling both of the sharp ends into my arm, they said I was lucky that the sharp ends didn't cut anything important like a nerve or major artery in my armonion crew
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There's two things that I can remember:
No. 1: Playing rugby and got spear tackled, put my arm out to stop my neck being driven into the ground and my elbow bent the wrong way. Like, flex your elbow, now try and bend it the way that it's not supposed to bend, mine bent that way so far that my hand touched my shoulder. Tore the ligament, muscle, tendon and capsule in my elbow, put me out of rugby for over a season and was so phucking painful that I couldn't sleep for a few days.
No. 2: Having open heart surgery. Fully anaesthetised for the operation, but still had 3 months of gruelling pain from where they break the chest bone and prise it open to be able to get to the heart. Completely ****s/tears/stretches all the muscles in your shoulders, chest and back. Even on morphine I was in agony.Misc Yes Man Crew
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