Weirdest F'n Thought You Had back in Elementary

[PjzBoozer]

Misc, what's the most messed up notion you ever had growing up?

SRS.

Once i thought girls had penises too. I know, sh!t is crazy.

Would jack off while imagining jacking off my crush.

WTF?! Srs.

That's about the most messed up i have ever been.

How about the rest of u guys?


Did i dun goof?

[SameSongandDanc]

hahaha i used to think the same thing and a few of my friends made fun of me forever for that...they saw porn for the first earlier than i did to educate themselves lol

[PjzBoozer]

hahaha i used to think the same thing and a few of my friends made fun of me forever for that...they saw porn for the first earlier than i did to educate themselves lol

Dat der lack of sex ed growing up

[Monstermunch]

Used to think everything was in black and white and monkeys could talk

[AshleyStardoll1]

i used to bend over naked in front of my full size bedroom mirror and jerk off to my own butt hole.

[Market_Pantry]

that the tailpipes were responsible for the cars speed. i blame boyscouts co2 cars

[PjzBoozer]

Used to think everything was in black and white and monkeys could talk

You know how movies are shot differently? I used to think different parts of the world would look like that. For example all Neo-noir style.

i used to bend over naked in front of my full size bedroom mirror and jerk off to my own butt hole.

Would that make u gay for urself?

[Hellow533]

That bodybuilders got their body from hard work alone, 100% grade a natural.

[RuskiBrah]

that the tailpipes were responsible for the cars speed. i blame boyscouts co2 cars

Lmao this.

[Kezzyukbrah]

i used to bend over naked in front of my full size bedroom mirror and jerk off to my own butt hole.

Nearly died reading this!!!!

[PjzBoozer]

i used to picture pausing time, taking off my crushes shirt and jacking off in her face.

ahhhhhh yes, pausing time jajaja.

[badreligion]

Misc, what's the most messed up notion you ever had growing up?

SRS.

Once i thought girls had penises too. I know, sh!t is crazy.

Would jack off while imagining jacking off my crush.

WTF?! Srs.

That's about the most messed up i have ever been.

How about the rest of u guys?


Did i dun goof?

THat isn't as uncommon as you might think .

[FRBrah]

I was watching porn for the first time and though why does this girl have a hole with a zipper and checked if i had one

[SPARTAAAAA]

be 5 & curious when on computer
search "naked ladies"
click on first website i see
bla bla are you 18
me as a badass says im 18
its a trap website
see girl with a dick
spent entire childhood thinking women have dicks.

[FRBrah]

be 5 & curious when on computer
search "naked ladies"
click on first website i see
bla bla are you 18
me as a badass says im 18
its a trap website
see girl with a dick
spent entire childhood thinking women have dicks.

[PjzBoozer]

be 5 & curious when on computer
search "naked ladies"
click on first website i see
bla bla are you 18
me as a badass says im 18
its a trap website
see girl with a dick
spent entire childhood thinking women have dicks.

U Wot SPARTAAAAA?

*Waited All Day and Night for arABSbrah's Danica POF Video crew*

[Lpenny]

Um, you win OP

[iliveintn]

I used to wonder why my Grandparents didnt have any kids.

[TraininWh33ls]

I don't know but I pissed on another kids leg when I was in kindergarten... got in trouble for that

[Rican240sx]

i used to bend over naked in front of my full size bedroom mirror and jerk off to my own butt hole.

[Jrdath]

-I used to think girls peed out of their butthole.
-I used to wonder what that jewel was on my 2nd grade teachers belly button (I hnnng when I think about it now she was a bad bitch)

[jayt8]

that girls had cooties

[Margzz]

I was pregnant - turns out I was just fat as fawk lol

[Vrunkelinch]

I thought I could get aids when I first found out about fapping , I was browsing my brother his schoolbooks and I found out it was perfectly healthy

It felt so good I didn't even care about it when I was fapping , i did know that aids was terrible at that age

alpha

[KillahJon]

- Touched my cousin when we were both kids.
- Kissed her on the lips.
- Used to think that u pee in a girl's vaj to get her pregnant during the wedding.
- Thought black people tasted like chocolate.
- Thought of eating my own **** once just to see wut it was like.
- Thought cartoons were real and recorded.

[PjzBoozer]

-I used to think girls peed out of their butthole.
-I used to wonder what that jewel was on my 2nd grade teachers belly button (I hnnng when I think about it now she was a bad bitch)

She a bad bish.

[taihoenese]

I imagine phucking prgrant women doggy style and the fetus is sucking my dick head and i cum into the fetuses mouth (srs)

[NoCauseRebel]

I thought god chose me for some grand purpose, and that Disney movies had something to do with reality.

[PervedOut]

used to think the female "anatomy" would smell/taste good

[PjzBoozer]

- Thought black people tasted like chocolate.