Most embarrassing $ex story

[litttlemiss]

We have all had one, sometime, where either we messed up, or the person that we were with messed up and both people we kinda speechless embarrassed… so what is yours??

[HYMENATOR]

You started this **** thread. So what's yours?

[Mate1]

I vomited on a girl while fingering her.

srs.

[Psychotropic]

came in expecting a story

[GMan35]

whiskey dickk ...thats about it.

[ctownballer04]

I ejaculated prematurely and bust all over her belly and she almost started hurling.

[GMan35]

I ejaculated prematurely and bust all over her belly and she almost started hurling.

aware

[litttlemiss]

You started this **** thread. So what's yours?

6 am, mom walked in at his place, she was drunk from the night before and his roommate let her in, i was 15. he sat up topless while I was hidding under the sheets, she ripped them off, and total fail

[hazov]

nothing embarrassing for me, but the girl im seeing now farted out of her vagina (coifed), bertstared her, she was strong humiliate

[substanz]

whiskey dickk ...thats about it.

this...

[litttlemiss]

nothing embarrassing for me, but the girl im seeing now farted out of her vagina (coifed), bertstared her, she was strong humiliate

just fyi that will happen a many times more

[mathyou91]

Stuck my dink in her and came in like 2 seconds. Was on no fap so I have an excuse

[ToddlerSquattin]

just fyi that will happen a many times more

lmao this. I actually enjoy when they queef it's pretty funny.

Anyway this wasn't embarrassing in the slightest but I tried taking a girls virginity and my dick didn't fit. Took 2+ hours of solid effort to get half way in. I made a thread about it if you want more details. It was a good experience though.

[LankedOut]

Bloody fingers.

[RandTheRand]

One time my girlfriend slept over, and when we awoke there was no one home. This is pretty rare as I got 2 brothers and parents. So we woke up, had something to drink and went in the lounge room which is adjacent to the front door. Things got heated, and we started ****ing on the floor. I was doing her doggie and all the sudden I heard the key in the door, I told her **** I THINK SOMEONES HERE, and she darted up, and hid inside the curtain. I was still like this:



I reach behind me and somehow found a pillow, and placed it directly over my cock (just those small couch pillows). My mum walked in, and didn't notice me for a few seconds, and when she did she said "what are you doi-" and walked off. She went in her room and shut the door. I grabbed my gf and we went back to my room, got dressed. I came out immediately as I hate for things to build up and be akward. Turned out my mum has the same mentality. It wasn't akward aftwards, but my gf was shy as ****, whereas me and my mum laughed it off

[litttlemiss]

Stuck my dink in her and came in like 2 seconds. Was on no fap so I have an excuse

no fap understood

lmao this. I actually enjoy when they queef it's pretty funny.

Anyway this wasn't embarrassing in the slightest but I tried taking a girls virginity and my dick didn't fit. Took 2+ hours of solid effort to get half way in. I made a thread about it if you want more details. It was a good experience though.

that is Dedication

[AgRyan]

I was drunk and the girl was sucking my dick for probably 2 hours and I couldn't cum. Tried face fuking, ball suking, vaj, everything. Felt bad because she was giving AMAZING head but I just couldn't do it. She gave up after a good 2 hours, couldn't blame her.

[unruhestifter]

pops was away on business for the night
Picked up a sloot in a bar and took her back to 'my place'
Fuking like a champ on the floor
pops steps over me to get to the kitchen for a glass of water
sloot pretty much breaks my dick off to get out of the house
pops laughs and goes to bed

basically pops came home early, high fives me the morning after. Isn't even pissed I took his car

[Jasonw1178]

She's sitting on my face, kind of grinding me, I start tasting that iron taste, realize what it is, too late, I had earned my red wings. I looked like someone had busted me in the face and broke my nose.

[ToddlerSquattin]

She's sitting on my face, kind of grinding me, I start tasting that iron taste, realize what it is, too late, I had earned my red wings. I looked like someone had busted me in the face and broke my nose.

When will it be my turn?

*soon*

[MyronGeins]

I have one that could've been embarrassing but I saved it and one that actually was.

The embarrassing one was
>be 15
>have gf of 1 year
>still prematurely ejaculating
>penetrate and cum on first thrust

The other one:
>be 16
>gf of 2 years
>no sex for 2 weeks
>been teasing me as fuk
>I go down on her n lick dat until she cums
>I accidentally cum for no apparent reason
>still wearing condom from fuking ~10 mins ago
>"oh sh*t forgot to take this off brb"
>cleaned up
>fuked like a champ because of dink going numb after cumming twice

[Holcster]

hmm, don't know if this was the most embarrassing but it came to mind first...back in my stupid/sloppy college days. This girl and I were both pretty sloshed after a long night out, wound up back at her place and after building up sexual tension all night just went at each other...anyways wound up on top of her and my left leg just started sliding off the bed so I kind of was in a one leg on/off type position, was awkward, kept going but totally lost my balance in the leg on the ground and ate **** completely...so there I was lying on the floor cracking up at how sloppy of move I just pulled. I was embarrassed for maybe a few seconds - but we both just couldn't stop laughing after that. oh college i miss u

[physqoparty]

Was at ex GFs parents house, no one was home when we started. As im railing her doggy on the living room couch I think I hear the garage door opener but I keep going cuz im nearing the end. She doesn't realize a thing and is moaning pretty loud.

Then I hear car doors slam, ok parents are home **** but I gotta finish right so I start slamming her harder. Again she is totally unaware.

Next the door from the garage to the house opens and beep beep beep goes the alarm. GF immediately realizes what's going on and trys to stop but I continue ****ing her for another 10-15 seconds and proceed to cum. Parents walk in the room and see me kneeling on the couch with my cumming dick in my hand as the GF runs upstairs to her room. Very embarrassing felt sick to my stomach even though I knew there was a 99% chance they were gunna catch us like that. My cock wanted to retreat back into my body.

her dad is pissed but you can tell he is smirking a little. Her mom is very upset, especially about the "fluid" stains on her couch. She keeps going on and on about now what are they gunna do with the couch its all stained, how could we do it on HER furniture, what's wrong with us etc...

They steamcleaned the couch soon thereafter.


Hey a mans gotta finish right?

[FearNoHardship]

well this this one time i was at a bar and pick up ths 7/10 and head to her place but on the cab ride home i feel my stomach getting irritated and i feel like i need to take a ****. i hold it in and hope it goes away i don't even release gas. we get to her place she get out of the cab while i pay the driver and i finally think this is the chance to relieve some pressure so i let one rip without her knowing it but the cab driver starts bertstaring me hard and it smells bad. I than realised i shat myself a bit as it felt a bit wet. At this point im panicking and wondering what to do. so i end up paying the cab driver and go with the girl and im freaking out. in the elevator we start making out and she starts to smell something and thinks someone released a fart bomb or something. we get to her place and i go to the bathroom to see if i really did shat myself and i did so i try to clean it up the best that i could and i think it is enough but there are still a small streak on my boxers so i just say fuark it and just go back out and start making out with girl. she starts taking my pants off while im lying on the bed and as she takes my boxers off she notices a brown streak and starts freaking out. turns out she touched it from the other side of my boxers while she was grabbing my ass and get some on her fingers. girl freaks out and i get dressed and run out the building.

[JValjean24601]

That limp dick.

[mrdot]

i dunno loll

[Murrock]

First anal sex with this one girl... she had been over for 3 days and still hadn't taken a sh*t in like 4 days (cool thing to know after when you're done)

> Go slow, hurts her as hell for the first min
> Proceed to murder that angus like if I got out of jail after 25 years
> bish lovin' that hard poundin'
> cum and take dick out, see the huge amount of brown on the condom and bertstare my cock like wtf
> run get a damn kleenex, remove the condom, put it in kleenex and throw it in the garbage can
> whole room startin' to smell like sh*t
> take out perfume room still smells like sh*t
> girl going crazy about how she needs to take a sh*t so bad but doesn't want to
> fawkin go treasure sh*t condom hunting in my garbage can filled with all the gdamn condoms from the past 3 days
> find condom, go flush it, make the girl go take a sh*t
> room still smells like sh*t, makes me want to puke my brains out

cot damn that sucked

[Bar182]

I was out one night and saw a girl I kind of knew from University, hadn't seen her for like 3 years. She used to have braces and didnt now so looked much better, things get pretty heated we head back to hers and do our thing. Next morning I wake up it its about a zillion degrees outside I am hungover as phuck and soooo dehydrated, felt like absolute shiet. Notice cup of water on the bedside table so I guzzle that chit down like gods nectar, and then something hits me on my nose.

I draw the cup back from from my mouth and peer inside to see her retainer at the bottom of the cup.

My head nearly exploded and I used all of my ability to not puke everywhere. Just got up and walked straight out and never said a word to her that morning or ever since.

[DeweyEvanLifte]

posted this in another thread about buttsex

Just got done plowing this girls rectum. I went to the bathroom to clean up and when I came back in the room the sheets were off the bed and she was packing up her things. I was like wtf. She said "I gotta go bye. Don't look in the sheets."
Naturally I look and there's doo doo everywhere. She put them in my ****ing clothes hamper like I'm just gonna wash them and never find out about the turd. Faurk


not really that embarrassing for me I guess, but its the best I have

[pandastyle]

Not mine, but it's brutal