Sometimes when i poop

[flexnation]

I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way

[rdog3]

[deadhead6391]

First time I have legitimately laughed out loud from a thread on here in months. You sir can have my measly green squares.

[flexnation]

lol. have some poverty reps

[flexnation]

bump

[Archangel_Lost]

I was just in the shower, and I cupped my hands together and pissed in them. I dropped the piss on the shower floor, and it went down the drain. But you know what makes me think? What if I had drank that handful of piss?

[thsker]

http://www.turdtwister.com/

[flexnation]

I was just in the shower, and I cupped my hands together and pissed in them. I dropped the piss on the shower floor, and it went down the drain. But you know what makes me think? What if I had drank that handful of piss?

allways next time!

http://www.turdtwister.com/

BrB ordering right now

[seanb1979]

Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

serves that fcking poop whore right

[Erasus]

2/10 i dont think ur trying

[flexnation]

Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

fuking slut

[ChristopherNV]

I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars

You are a true patriot. I salute you and your patriotic star shaped poop.